September 2016 – The Bloggess

A box is still a box

There’s this box that the cats keep sitting in because it’s an empty box and cats have to put their buttholes on cardboard, I guess, but Victor was trying to make me laugh because I’ve been sort of down and so he was like, “Move over, cats. That looks like fun. I’m gonna sit inContinue reading “A box is still a box”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VICTOR!

It is Victor’s birthday in a few minutes and it’s taking every damn bit of my self-restraint to not run in the bedroom and jump on the bed and scream “WAKE UP, MISTER! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!” but I’m not going to do that because I know Victor and not waking him up with all this glitterContinue reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VICTOR!”

Victor has lost his damn mind. Medically.

Victor sent me this video so that it could be stuck in my head for the rest of my life and then he said I should share it here because I think he thinks its like The Ring where if we share the video it stops haunting us and I thought this was weird evenContinue reading “Victor has lost his damn mind. Medically.”

This is a non-political political post so stop yelling at me.

So I’ve been hiding for a bit after posting a simple “NOPE” on twitter two days ago because everything on the news makes me want to stab myself in the eye and I can’t handle it mentally right now, but then I saw this political interview and it made me laugh, so yay for this.Continue reading “This is a non-political political post so stop yelling at me.”

There is a line. And I’m not sure if it’s been crossed but maybe we’re standing on it?

I’ve had a lot of people send me links to this auction where a woman is selling a purse made out of a dead cat (it was already dead if that makes it less awful for you) and half of the people are like, “THIS IS AWESOME AND I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF YOU” and the otherContinue reading “There is a line. And I’m not sure if it’s been crossed but maybe we’re standing on it?”

One year ago

On Friday I saw my shrink and she told me that my Imposter Syndrome was out of control and that I need to stop beating myself up all the time and instead focus on the moments that make me happy. It was very good advice and I went on twitter and did a photo flashbackContinue reading “One year ago”