Victor sent me this video so that it could be stuck in my head for the rest of my life and then he said I should share it here because I think he thinks its like The Ring where if we share the video it stops haunting us and I thought this was weird even for him, but then this morning he went to the doctor and turns out he has pneumonia, so he’s probably just hallucinating from the fever.
But he still thinks I should share it and he keeps humming it and he’s sick so I’m humoring him, so here you go:
Don’t get pneumonia, y’all. Everyone suffers.
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So glad I am at work without a speaker on my PC!!!
Is this a mash-up between Gangnam Style and Weird Al Yankovic? Because it seems like it.
Okay. BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN WEEKS! LOVE! LOOOOOVE!
He looks like he knows what he’s just done to us… not sure if I hate or respect him for that.
What did I just watch? Seriously laughed so hard and was completely comfused. Welcome to the tribe Victor!
I’m choking over here! That’s so bad, it’s hysterically awesome!!!
Where in the hell did he find this in the first place? Hilarious! Get well soon, Victor.
Watched with no sound, and yep, that’s some Random Crap there 🙂
Get well soon, Victor.
aaaand now I’m singing it. Thanks, Victor. Thanks a lot.
Why am I not making Youtube videos? I should make youtube videos.
Welcome Victor to our tribe. Lol
That bastard has no shame. None. There’s gotta be a special hell for creating that.
What the beep?
OMG, love Victor! And my whole family just got over pneumonia…it has been going around like crazy…
I can’t unsee this now. THANKS VICTOR.
Victor definitely needs drugs. I know someone who can help him out…
Er. Why am I worried that this involves sex somehow? I can’t help it, I’m worried.
That scared the life out of me. Plus considering his outfit the least he could have done was provide proof of said fruity pens.
I have no idea why it didn’t get on my nerves, but it made me smile!
Why, oh dear FSM, WHY!!!
He couldn’t even afford the props.. probably because he spent all the money on that outfit.
I SMELL HALLOWEEN COSTUME INSPIRATION!!
NNNnngnngnggg my brain…
This is the kind of crap that my husband will play over and over just to bug me…and he doesn’t have pneumonia. Get well Victor!
That is so wrong on so many levels. Starting with the outfit!
For the record, I had pneumonia several months ago and never shared anything like this. Maybe he has brain pneumonia. (i’m a medical professional so i’m allowed to make up new ailments)
They should have made it longer, then it could really be a stuck in your ear earworm! 😉
Playing with the syllables and word structure is AWESOME!!
Especially with a catchy tune 🙂
Hope Victor gets an ‘A’ for effort… being feverish and all…
Now I see why you love him, Jenny
Oooooh, Victor. Antibiotics will not cure this…….
Oh what strange things we find on the interwebs…. 😜
Can’t touch Nyan Cat.
Oh no! No!
Well. Victor went and found the end of the Internet. Shut it down folks, there’s nothing more to see. LOL
Your humor has finally rubbed off on Victor!!
What the fuck???
That is excellent. But tell me how you feel about this weirdness, under the title of “Weird cat dancing videos:”
I hope Victor feels better soon. I hope it’s not manflu.
Wow. Awesome. More of this madness……https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0nd8Ud5QsU
We get to say this so rarely: Oh Victor, what the fuck
Wow. Victor. Wow.
It just contaminated me and immediately after, my husband. I don’t think that theory is working….
Make it stop
Against my better judgement, I turned on my speakers. Now I hate you…but not really. I’ll just share this so others can experience it. Because that’s what you’d want, right?
Wow. Sooooooo…exactly what meds did they put Victor on and how do I get them? 😮
I don’t know what I was expecting, and this managed to go above and beyond my expectations. This will now be sent to all of my friends as a “Happy Monday! : D” gift to be hummed at random to one another for months. I appreciate Victor’s contribution to my arsenal.
Well, hel-lowwww, spirit of my late great Uncle Duke.
He lived in Fort Lauderdale, and frequently sported yellow polyester sansa-belt slacks atop white patent leather loafers.
He always had fuggy breath, but the man could pull a quarter out of my ear, and that kind of made up for it.
What the actual fuck did I just watch?? At least it was mercifully brief lol. But now it is stuck in my head . . .
This is sooo creepy 😱😱
I was worried that he had decided to vote for trump… This is spectacular.
I’m never getting those seconds back. Thanks Victor.
Jesus! Why!? Why do you do this to us? Ps. I still love you.
Yep…suffering…I resisted watching it yesterday when a friend on FB posted it and I knew better to watch it now…
That was hilarious! I needed that laugh today. Thanks, Victor!
I feel compelled to share this with everyone I know. Is this like that one episode of Outer Limits with Michael Shanks where everyone died from a computer virus?
Worst Sesame Street segment ever…
… I thought Victor was supposed to be the “Straight Man” in our comedy routine of life. A bastion of rational thought when the rest of us make poor life choices.
I don’t know what to think anymore.
HAILEY! YOU’RE IN CHARGE NOW!!!
Try watching this. Guaranteed to replace any other earworm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
OK, Victor— no more Interwebs for you!! When you dig up these…. ahem… gems, you know it’s time to go to the DOCTOR!!
I hate you, Victor.
This is the new rickrolling and I can’t look away.
You cannot under this video.
I have NOT lost my mind. Therefore, I did not click.
I understand where he is with this. Last time I had a fever I kept waking up to Meatloaf’s Paradise by the Dashboard Lights in my head. It makes the recovery at the end of the illness that much better.
Hubby discovered this in Saturday.
Child thinks it’s the greatest video ever.
I’ve been drinking for two days
Truth. Victor has lost his damn mind.
This will be stuck in my head forever…not sure whether to laugh or cry about that, thanks Victor…them’s some sick dance moves!
I once had a fever dream that was almost exactly like this video, just with different and somehow even worse clothes.
I used to have a tremendous amount of respect for Victor. Not to mention sympathy. Now it’s just sympathy!
I love it. And i shared the love. Maybe a new ringtone, I don’t know yet.
A friend shared this with me this morning. I think I’ll take her to the doctor. Also, please do NOT show this to my teenagers or I’ll never have a moment of silence again!
You know how kids say “oh my god I farted and it’s SO BAD” and all their friends immediately sniff the air so they can gag and agree?
If there’s a fart version of an earworm, you and Victor have just successfully gotten the internet to listen.
Does anyone find it strange that there were no props in this? I feel like air pineapples and air pens just don’t have the same effect as real fruit and writing utensils would…
What. The. Hell.
Just the lead image is enough for me. Seems like he’s getting ready for double trouble.
Just showed this video to my 10 year old bilingual Japanese-American son. . . his response?
“AWKWARD” (which is funny because I though being raised in Japan that he would get it)
Back at ya, Victor.
Ummmmm……compound word lesson? I can see how this would be hysterical on cough medicine or medication….or medicaL merry-wanna.
Ok, so 1. I want to be as not self-conscious as this guy, and 2. I am intrigued to see if this becomes a series. Pomegranate pen? Is it just fruits, or could there be a pepper pen?
I admire the alliteration and lack of shame.
Feel better, Victor.
What is a person supposed to actually do with this video?!? Mercy. Apparently, I read somewhere else on the pretty internet, that people are making videos of themselves lip synching to this video – like this one: https://youtu.be/5dFFGmxGaeQ. What is even happening!
Now I’m caught in a pen-pineapple-apple-pen loop. I’ll get you, Victor.
(Feel well soon!)
Oh I heart him so much! He’s like that awkward uncle no one likes except for the other black sheep in the family.
What did you just do? And for the love of God, why? I’m a good person, that should not have happened to me, I don’t care how sick victor is. Bad Jenny , bad girl!
I told myself not to watch this but I don’t listen to my own advice… Oh dear lord!
Now I feel like I may have a fever.
Did that just happen?
What the hell was that?????
MY EARS!! What the fuck was THAT!! If this is what happens when you get pneumonia…..I am NEVER getting pneumonia! Or be near someone who has pneumonia. Or talk to them on the phone even.
I know EXACTLY what to do with this.
Post it on FB and Twitter.
Is that Victor in this years Halloween costume? Huh. He did a video and song and put it up on YouTube and everything. I’m super impressed! Not bad for a guy with pneumonia. 😉
Well! Ok then. That was certainly….. something……
Victor must have taken some crazy good cold meds. He should share.
You should probably take him back to the doctor. He is obviously much sicker than they thought!
He has GOT to have an interesting mix of pills in his medicine cabinet at home.
Finally! Something better than “Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads/Fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum!”.
there’s one where there’s a guy dressed as a monkey singing the damn song. Please, let’s kill it with fire.
I’m going to play this for my psychology class. Just to mess with their minds. Because I can.
Rest, watch sci-fi, drink lots of fluids & get well soon Victor. Since you’re sick I’ll forgive you for this video suggestion.
I think we need to increase Victor’s antibiotics. Pretty sure the doc will do that when you show him the video.
OMG! My husband showed that to my daughter last night! Over and over and over again 😳 My son and I couldn’t get it out of our heads! Where did our husbands find this? And why did they torment us with it? Is it a husband thing? Like there’s a secret website where husbands get stuff to torment their spouses? 😳😬
This is beautiful. I needed this. I know that says a lot about me but it is true.
spent my 50th birthday in the ER being diagnosed with pneumonia. AFTER I’d had the shot! that made the 7th time I’ve had that BS and I’m tired of it. tell Victor I hope he recovers back to his sane mind soonest! 😉
WTF??? I thought I had a headache BEFORE this. It’s a nightmare…
Sort of a Japanese Weird Al Yankovic???
hahahaha… instant classic.
I turned off NIN for that. It did make me spit out my DQ blizzard. Thank you and NIN is back on so I don’t start humming that tune!
Can someone please help a girl out and remove the spike I just drove into my brain?
This is going to drive me insane.
It reminds me of the Fee Fi Fo Fanna Name Game song, which I NEVER could get the hang of — oh, don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about — while I know the tune, I absolutely CAN NOT get the words. Hence = insanity.
I cannot get past that outfit. The swishy and…and the spotty…I just…no. N.O.
I think it´s funny! I hope Victor feels better soon.
Hubby showed it to me and the kids last night. Just now he texted this to me: 🖊🍍🍐🖊
I’m countering it with my favorite cats-in-a-marching-band video.
WTF?!?!?! And by that I mean W. T. F??????????
Poor Victor. Wishing him some Nice Peace… all for only one…
I started crying in my digital arts class when we watched this the other day. 10/10
love the cats. Not so sure about the fruitpens, but the sumo wrestlers are hysterical. Im so glad I dropped in today.
Victor has been assimilated, but don’t tell him until he’s stronger
This is not an ear worm. This is the kind of thing that keeps weirdos like me awake for hours while my brain repeats it to me approximately fifty-seven thousand times even as I beg it to PLEASE STOP! This is spousal abuse…and now also blogal abuse. Thanks a lot Jenny and Victor. Thanks a whole hell of a lot.
For some reason he reminds me of an Asian Richard Simmons!
This is now my new Mantra! “Pineapple PEN!!” Tell Victor to get better quick. Being sick makes him find weird shit on You Tube….. 🙂
aaaaaaaa! You evil witch!!!
I couldn’t get it to play. Perhaps I’m fortunate.
Tiassa, that cat marching video is the absolute best! I don’t know how I had forgotten about it, but now I want this on a projector in my room as my alarm. I cannot think of a better way to start the day.
Also, I know I said we should all let our freak flags fly in my most recent post, but maybe… maybe not… this guy… >.>
Everybody huuuuuuuurrrts… sometimes.
I have no words….
Jenny you have successfully turned him on our side! Welcome Victor we have been awaiting you!
Who knew when Victor was sick he’d become extra super weird? I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing? Either way hope Victor gets better soon and keeps some of the weird as a parting gift of his sickness.
How do I un-fuck my brain now?
I would like someone to erase my memory with a rock…thank you for the fuckwittery.
I love it. Thank you. However, I posted it on Facebook two hours ago and haven’t gotten a reaction. People KNOW I’m different — is this going to be the thing everyone shuns me for? Unh! PPAP!
Victor got lost on YouTube!
OMG, this is the best thing ever! Did you watch the compliations of cover versions too? So excellently silly! I can so use this today!
Well, that is interesting…
Get well soon, Victor!
What in the hell did I just watch?!?
One of us! One of us! One of us!
I think victor needs to go back to the doctor. I fear he’s taken a turn for the worse.
I’m pretty sure there’s no antibiotic that will cure earworm. Victor, I’m coming for you. I know misery loves company and all that, but this was beyond misery. Abject horror prefers solitude, for the record.
shakes fists at sky Nooooooo victorrrrrrr!
OH GOD ITS THIS FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN.
It seems out of order to me…
Pineapple-apple ??? No.
Wtf was that bawhahaha. Welcome to the dark side Victor 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What the fuck was that.
I KNEW it was going to be this! I don’t know how I knew, I just knew. It seemed like something Victor would want you to share. (Based on my one-sided knowledge of him, I mean.)
That was payback for Beyoncé
Maybe the debate tonight will clear our heads of this, er, memorable-in-the-wrong-way ditty.
My eyes are bleeding.
Yes I am concerned for Victor’s state of mind. Maybe his brain was saying Penumonia when it was trying to say Pneumonia.
Can’t get it outta my head!!
There is just no way to un-see this.
I want to kill you AND Victor now. That was very disturbing. Where do you find these people?
Welll…somebody lost a bet…..
And now I’m working feverishly on learning how to unsee and unhear this nonsense.
There must be some form of karma for uncovering this Internet gem.
To balance the effect of whatever-the-fudge-that-was, here is a mediation video: http://expandedconsciousness.com/2016/04/16/find-your-inner-fcking-peace/
I’m very happy the speakers are off on my computer. Victor is a very sick puppy if he likes this….lol.
WHY did Amazon pop up with a picture of a cat wearing a blue bonnet when I hit play???? Am I being punked? Hmmm, my cat would look awfully cute though…
WHY did Amazon pop up with a picture of a cat wearing a blue bonnet when I hit play???? Am I being punked? Hmmm, my cat would look awfully cute though…
Okay, so what exactly was he looking for on the internet to stumble across this bizarre video? Blame it on the fever! Get well soon Victor!
Victor is wrong, but I hope he feels better soon.
Strange but made me laugh!
Wow! Well, that was really something. I predict this makes more sense than anything that will come out of tonight’s debate.
Just no, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!!
Remember rule number one: Victor is always right.
Rule number two is, if Victor is wrong, consult rule number one.
Umm…what in the hell was that?
Thanks a lot for putting pen -pineapple- apple -pen in my head. yeah………
Thank you! I have just trumped anything my teenage sons have EVER sent me – they are spreading that joy through their high school!
And the viral spread continues.
This made me smile…and I’m still smiling….What else can Victor find?
Crap , I have lupus, I’m doomed… this will loose my mind forevermore… hallucinations on the regular… haha
My college friends and used to get drunk while playing board games. We called it wine tasting. At one point we were the Pineapple Carrot Carrot Association. The end
Thanks for the ear worm
so, Victor will be having you post things, occasionally, from now on, right? Because I’ve loved seeing what you have to say, since Beyonce… but now, I want to hear him be silly too, because that was deviously hilarious! 😀
I never knew you were that evil. 😛
Honestly, I would rather have pneumonia than watch that again.
Hipster Giraffe is silently judging you. https://www.teepublic.com/show/480050-hipster-giraffe-is-silently-judging-you
………..I came to your page to read your blog, immediately clicked the link after a couple seconds of your page loading, was all, “what in the fucking hell……” tagged my best-friend on fb, watched it a couple more times, showed my husband a couple times, watched it a few more times. THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO! I’m not even sure I know what my name is or what time it is….the laundry I just started is DONE!….hell, we’re lucky I remembered I found this on your blog…..I feel like my susceptibility to viral videos and gifs has been mugged…but in a really good way.
Stick him with his apple pineapple pen
Sent from my iPhone
Just slightly odd.
no. just no. i don’t give a fuck how sick you are when you think thisis
appropriate to share. now there are so many bloggess followers that are blind. and deaf. forever. how are you gonna put that on your resume, Victor?
Can I admit here that I actually kinda like it? Because I kinda do.
That was awesome
I have to wonder what Victor was searching for or doing when he found that video. And I’m about to go to bed, so if I can’t sleep because this stupid song is stuck in my head, I blame Victor. And you. And I hope he feels better.
Dear god, it’s like Gangham Style but without the genius dance and making even LESS sense….
I’ve shared the video as requested. I still hear it in my brain. Do they have to watch it for the crazy to go away??
YouTube has been suggesting that video to me for days. I have never even been ALMOST tempted to click, until now. Apparently, YouTube needs to hire Victor for their marketing team, but only if he’s hallucinating.
They played this on the local radio station this morning. Then I saw it here. The universe is trying to tell me something, and I think it’s not a good thing.
Does pneumonia make you high as fuck?
Asking For A Friend
I think that you should find Victor a pair of pajamas like the gentleman is wearing in the video.
I want a pair.
I am sorry you are ill, Victor. I hope you get well soon.
23 seconds…and I’m out. I’ll watch videos of your pets anytime, though.
Oh no! My mum got pneuonia earlier this year when she was in Colombia. She woke up one morning to a priest in her hospital room, wearing the full garb and lurking in the early morning darkness with a candle! She thought her time had come!
Just wonder what it sounds like in his traditional language? Does it rhyme as well?
Shit, all I got was a big. black box. Nothing came up.
What the actual fuck!??! It’s like Sesame Street on acid.
OMG! What was that?? Glad it was short. Obviously it is out of context but what context would it belong in???
What the frack did I just see???????
I can never unsee that! However….I am now humming that damn tune in my head! Damn it! Well done!
I think you need to be stoned to appreciate this?
What. The fuck. Was that? That made my brain hurt. In all the best ways. I really want someone to do a version in French so he can stick a pen in a pomme de terre (“apple of the earth” which is technically a potato), too. Or maybe he could still a pen in some applejacks. Oh the possibilities.
And also, I think Victor needs that outfit. Just sayin’.
An ad for suboxone came up when I played the video. Big Brother must assume I’m taking something in order to watch this video. I guess the ad means he cares, at least a little bit.
Um…no, Victor has not lost his mind. This is made of awesome.
Erm… What did I just watch…
Sidenote: I feel like Victor should be in charge of finding Youtube videos to share every week.
I’m not sure if it’s so strange that it’s awesome, but it was definitely something. LOL The wardrobe choices are interesting that’s for sure.
Reminded me of this delightful earworm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr_N-sRbIk8 I think Victor will enjoy it while he’s still out of his mind. Medically.
Hide your kitchen knives…hide them now.
Wow, the dress-sense, the hair, the smirk, its Japanese John Leguizamo.
Feel better Victor!
This kind of reminds me of the llama song circa 2005 – you know, “Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, and another little llama…” Weird, pointless, delightful.
There is something wrong with me….I have watched this 47 times since I first saw it yesterday!
They talked about this on a radio show I was listening to this morning and I was all “I already know about this ,,, because of pneumonia.” It’s so hard to stay ahead of the curve these days … who knew pneumonia was the key. Thanks Victor for your public service! … the ear-worm, not so much 😉
Please thank Victor and send him my get well wishes. I’ve been wanting something to replace a horrid misogynistic song that’s been buzzing round my head for the past week and keeping me awake at night and that seems to have done the trick. Now I might get some sleep.
Please, please, please Victor, get well soon. We are scared what you might find next. I watched it twice then closed it because I felt some weird sort of mind control thing happening. Take good care of him, Jenny.
Do you think random people decided to just act it out from the “instructional” version you shared?
I am gonna watch this with the 5yo. We will learn the song together and sing it together when everyone is in the Suburban on the next family outing. The teenagers will grumble and HIM will growl. The 5yo and I will howl with laughter and giggles!
I created a clean version of this and he drives his older brothers insane with it right now on rides…https://youtu.be/2T_HYbva-HQ
one last comment: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/vikingkittens
Thank you both for sharing and I hope Victor gets better SOON. This is my favorite thing of 2016! (It’s been a rough year, but even if it was the best year, I think this would still be in the top 5 best things I’ve experienced in 2016!)
Is that John Leguizamo?
Yes, yes he has lost his mind. This is a weird, weird video. Reminded me of the singing toilets in Japan.
This has been stuck in my head since yesterday, and I swear I thought I was going crazy just now. I’m at work with sirius radio playing faintly in the background, and they actually just played the song! I jumped out of my seat and ran to turn it up for my coworker to hear. LMAO. She thinks I’m crazy now. But they were discussing how absurd the video is. I guess it’s going pretty viral. lol
Ok. Fever or no, I think he is on to something. This man obviously needs an agent:). Your next million-dollar idea awaits in leopard skin!
In that case…right back atcha: https://youtu.be/yO7MWuJ7zLA
If that doesn’t float your boat, have you heard the Meow I’m a Kitty Cat song? Or perhaps anything by Gunther?
Why, why would you do that to us when we’ve done nothing but love you?!?!
My soul in conflicted. A part of me s desperately horrified. A bigger part of me wants to troll people with this EVERYWHERE. Just like the Trololo song.
Fanfuckingtastic! I love Victor!
Omg, I got a flu shot on Tuesday, felt terrible on Wednesday, feel much better today, but still dragging. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
to be fair, this guy’s object work is ON POINT!
A cheerful distraction from my poop life where I cannot walk like twenty feet without feeling like crap 100 times.
This absolutely needs sharing, fever or not. He’s brilliant. Please tell him.
Oh, come on, we’ve all seen FAR weirder things on Sesame Street and especially The Electric Company! That thing where they had a face (close up on the mouth) in silhouette on either side of the screen and they created words out of nonsense sounds together always freaked me the eff out:
Never sure how that was supposed to be a lesson for us kids, it made no sense to me, but I could not look away. This Family Guy spoof is the closest thing to it I could find on youtube, or I might have thought I imagined it:
I would certainly not have seen this if it weren’t for you, Bloggess. Is this gratitude or blame? Hmm.
All the middle schoolers are obsessed with this video – Victor showing his mental age?
I have to tell you that a year later, my sweetie will still fairly often sing the apple part of this. (The pineapple and apple-pineapple portions have been lost over time.)