A series of unrelated things to catch you up on:
1. Apparently there was thing years ago where people replaced the vowels in their names with “oodle” and I guess I missed it but from now on please refer to me as Joodle-Noodle.
2. This happened on twitter and when I wrote the second tweet I thought “Wow, that would be a great thing to put on my tombstone”…
And actually now I’m even more convinced I want it on my tombstone because it’s both poetic and horrible at the same time and it makes terrible but imaginative people like us accidently laugh in the middle of a graveyard and then feel bad for laughing and then laugh even harder because of the awkwardness and then run away and that sort of sums up my whole life.
3. OPERATION DESTROY MY HOUSE AND SANITY is still going strong. It only took a week of destruction and severe water damage for me to finally achieve the minimalist look that everyone on instagram seems to so easily have:
4. I forgot what four was.