This morning Victor texted me from work with the message, “Um what the hell is this?” and I assumed it was a receipt for something I’d bought after drinking but instead it was a link to my goodreads page and I panicked because I thought maybe someone had written something terrible about me but turns out it was a link to this:
I replied, “Ah. Clearly you’ve found my side hustle” and he hasn’t responded since then because he’s probably not sure I’m joking.
I investigated a little further and apparently there are lots of bizarre things attributed to me currently and I don’t know how to fix this so I did the next best things and left a review to clarify things:
There are actually multiple sex toys attributed to me currently and I don’t know how to delete them but I do have access to edit them so I changed the details to this:
But as soon as I hit publish it went right back to being about sex toys because of course it did. Then again, I guess if it had taken the changes it would have looked like I wrote a book entitled “Let me assure you, I didn’t write a book about dildos” which is probably just as perplexing.
How’s your Wednesday going?