This is not a real post, but a bunch of people asked for a calendar with all the quotes from my last post so here it is:
Or if you want a notebook with your horoscope quote just look below. You can customize it to change the spiral color, or the insides, or make it hardback if you want.
Also, they all contain a surprise raccoon on the back.
Aries (I changed it to something funnier because everyone deserves to laugh.)
PS. As requested, a double raccoon notebook because nothing cheers up a meeting like a ecstatic surprise raccoon.
This is not a real comment. 💙🌱
You really are the best. Really.
Ummm, it feels like a real post, so, if it isn’t, how do I know if the others are real? What if all this has just been in my head?!? Excuse me while I go take my meds….
awesome. Got one for my Virgo wife whose bday is coming up soon!
How can I order the notebook? I don’t see it on Zazzle, and a search didn’t turn it up.
How can I order the notebook? A search on Zazzle didn’t turn it up. Thanks.
Never mind, I figured it out!
OMD clearly I missed a GREAT post if this was the resulting non-real post! I love going to conference each year but I hate clearing through 800+ emails and missing the important stuff – like this! HAH!
These are amazing and the quote for Virgo actually applies to me!
OMG this is like my life motto for Taurus LOL!!
Ceci n’est pas une raton laveur
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Thank you, I just bought it.
You had me at “surprise raccoon”
I love you so much. But I don’t want you to have my babies. Because that would be a bummer for you to have your body to have to expand then expel and human. You just sent yours off to college. And I’ve been there, done that. I’m over it and trying to figure out what next.
I love this!
Question…. Are the horoscopes going to be in the order as it is shown on the zazzle calendar, or are the zodiac signs going to be printed on their corresponding month’s page?
Libra here, and given that I work retail, can fully attest to the attitude. So many people, so much stupid bullshit.
(Did I not put them in the right order? Crud. I thought I did. ~ Jenny)
Honestly, Jenny, as an Aries of long standing, I thought the original Aries quote was spot on. You are the best.
My sign is Aquarius but I identify hard with that Libra quote from Grandma.
Thanks for updating the Aries quote! 🖤 The Mr thought the first one was kind of a bummer compared to the others. Of course he’s a Capricorn & doesn’t believe in this astrology bullshit. 🙂
I’m an Aries and love the updated quote! Because my inner voice is usually an asshole.
I just got through reading about the creepy dolls and then I scroll through the Astrology stuff and see the happy racoon and that wasn’t creepy at all!!!!! BAHAHA! It just made be burst out laughing. I love your Blog so much Jenny! Thank you!
{*hugs*}
Sandy/Wynterose/Lady Aset