Hello, New York City! I’m gonna be at Union Square Barnes & Noble at 6:00 tonight. Come see me? Next stop? Boston. See the whole Furiously Happy tour here. PS. Some bookstores require you buy the book from them for a guaranteed spot at the reading and all that jazz if they think there willContinue reading “If it’s Thursday this must be New York.”
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If it’s Monday this must be DC.
Hello, DC! I’m here to see you. Will you come see me? I’ll be doing a reading and book signing at Politics & Prose at 7pm. Next stop? New York City. Yeehaw. See the whole Furiously Happy tour here.
Thank you. Again.
I just went to Target and I was looking to see if they had my book and I found this: I don’t know who did this but I could not stop giggling and now I can’t go back to Target because they think I’m insane. More insane than usual. PS. I just found out that FuriouslyContinue reading “Thank you. Again.”
If it’s Saturday this must be Florida.
Hello, Florida! Today I’m at Books &Books in Coral Gables, Florida at 7pm. Come see me? Pretty please? Space is limited for the event so you may want to buy a book from the store to have a guaranteed spot for the reading, but I’ll stay later and sign anything you want for free even ifContinue reading “If it’s Saturday this must be Florida.”
If it’s Wednesday this must be Nashville.
Hello, Nashville! I’m here to see you. Are you here to see me? Please? A reading, Q&A and signing will be hosted by Parnassus Books offsite at Salon@615 at 6:15pm. Click here for details on location and reserving a seat. A giant thanks to all the people who’ve come out so far, especially since soContinue reading “If it’s Wednesday this must be Nashville.”
If it’s Tuesday this must be Atlanta.
Hello, Atlanta! I’m here to see you tonight so will you come see me? Pretty please? A reading, a Q&A and a signing. Plus cake! If somebody brings cake. (Disclaimer: There probably won’t be cake.) It’s hosted by A Cappella Books at an offsite venue so that there will be more room. Click here forContinue reading “If it’s Tuesday this must be Atlanta.”
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Go to my blog bc I’m giving away cross stitch stuff designed by @subversivecrossstitch and inspired by quotes from my new book (Broken) out next month.
In case you missed it, the March pick for the Fantastic Strangelings book club is Professional Troublemaker by @luvvie and it is FANTASTIC.
I was too freaked out to take a selfie at the time but this is me after getting my first covid vaccine.
Yesterday Hailey and I watched a doc on influencers and she asked why I never get boxes of fancy sunglasses sent to me and I pointed out that I don’t wear sunglasses and that I do actually get sent lots of things, like death masks and strange taxidermy and loose buttons and she was like, “Fair enough” and today I just opened the mail to find a package from @anna_dhody of the Mütter Museum and I’m feeling pretty happy about my life choices.
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