Giant squid phobia – Page 4

Totally inappropriate Halloween costume

You guys want to see my somewhat disturbing but censored home-made Halloween costume? Click here. Update: Okay, I’ve gotten a lot of bizarre giant squid emails over the years from you guys but this is not even close to being funny. You people are dead to me. *Comments turned off because it’s too confusing to have themContinue reading “Totally inappropriate Halloween costume”

Not what you think

Dear person who emailed me a link to this: This is not a giant squid. It’s a cochlea. But I appreciate the effort. PS. Deep, honest, offensive blogging will resume soon, I swear. Reality is a little too real (slash menial) to be written about with any sort of perspective right now.

I have to laugh or I’ll cry

Today I had my first “Snapple” ever. Under the cap? Good one, God. PS. Did you know that there isn’t a word for fear of giant squid but there is one for fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth? It’s a fucked-up world, people.

whimper

FuckFuckFuck. Okay, if you live in California, please begin dumping large quantities of arsenic in the ocean now. If you need me I’ll be cowering under my desk.

Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.

The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes & “truisms”. Often irreverent, always honest.

Barking at the Moon: If your dog is your furry child, you will laugh out loud at Tracy Beckerman’s book about her family & a one-dog wrecking ball named Riley.

Wonder and Joy for the Wired and Tired: Feeling wired, tired, and stretched too thin? You’re not alone. Re-ignite your sense of childlike wonder, joy, and well-being with this enlightening and entertaining book by Dr. Pam Stephens Lehenbauer, well-being thought leader and author of the blog, Mother Nature’s Apprentice.

Stuff and Thangs from Xanaru: A mostly funny stuff about my quest for happiness through stories, art, friendship, Great Danes, one naked weirdo alien cat and indiscriminate swearing.

How the Hell Did I Not Know That?: Humorist Lucie Frost shares daily Instagram reels with learnings of the day—words, music, whatever–with plenty of laughs and all the curse words.

Beautiful Writers book: Writers! This coming-of-career memoir (w/ the BEST advice from celeb authors, real shit you haven’t heard) is life. A page-turning beach read doubling as how-to. #Magic

Sunday Comics With Cooper and Fitz: A light-hearted comic strip about two sibling felines and their life with their adopted family: their relationship is complicated but hilarious, and navigating life with humans adds to the fun.

Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh: SO GOOD.