I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t care *what* you do with semen.

I installed Google Analytics on my blog about a year ago and it’s awesome unsettling because it tells you which google searches are bringing people to your blog and you get wonderful disturbing reports like this: Awesome.  And what’s even sadder is how many fewer people are searching for Jesus than are searching for some good old elephant p0rn.  And evenContinue reading “I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t care *what* you do with semen.”

How not to market to pretty much anybody

So I was going through my email and found this spam…    …which looks innocent enough until you highlight the body and that’s when I discovered it was actually an invisible, secret code…   More specifically?  It’s an invisible, secret code calling me an “asshead”.  Repeatedly.  Awesome.  It’s like the Da Vinci Code.  Except, way more insulting. And also?  Why exactly am I still getting billionsContinue reading “How not to market to pretty much anybody”

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