I’m more confused than insulted

Oh Tony, you win and I didn’t even know we were having a competition. 

Worst. spam comment. ever:


Comment of the day:  What a coincidence! I found your blog the exact same way!  The strangest one for my blog was “my puppy has meat hanging out his butt”. I don’t even know what to say about that one.  ~Jen O.

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  1. your blog is interesting. i can’t swear that your butt is hairy or that you are a woman. herein lies the rub.

  2. Tony, Tony, Tony. I’ve told you a thousand times – it’s “hairy butt women” not “butt hairy women”!

    I’m sorry, Jenny – he’s new.

    Sayre’s last blog post..Sudden Awareness

  3. I’m pretty sure “butt” is used here as an adverb. Tony wants very hairy women. It has nothing to do with your butt.

  4. I get some scary arsed google searches and some illiterate must-bee-Houdini-to-get-outta – that-straight-jacket-emails but sadly my spam is your run of the mill offers for Russian women and penile enlarge/engorgement.

    You get all the quality stalkers…

    Oh and Mary is ready for her kick in the vagina. Just let me get some postpaks first.

    Kelley’s last blog post..Just give me the freaking envelope asshat.

  5. The hell?

    What was he spamming? A Porn site with hairy butt women? Hmmm. I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet, but I did not know there was a hairy butt woman fetish.

    That’s why I love the WWW. It’s so illuminating.

  6. I am intrigued that “butt” preceded “hairy.” Is that like a throwback to “butt ugly?”

    I once had a guy ask, “Do you have a hairy belly? I love a woman with a little hair leading me to her treasure pot.” I didn’t know whether to be offended or frightened.

    amanda’s last blog post..Pain in the brass

  7. Awesome! These spam comments keep getting more clever. Fortunately I’ve been able to outsmart them (and not approve them) so far, but one of these days my vanity will get the better of me and when they say “Your blog is wonderful” or something like that I won’t be able to resist approving it!

    Erin’s last blog post..Dexter

  8. That’s funny … I found your blog by doing a search for chest hairy women.

  9. Wow. I found your site by searching for, and I quote “Merciless serial haberdasher who burys dyslexic (?) hobos in shallow graves.” One result…the Blogess. BUSTED!!!

  10. I think a comma would have made all the difference “butt, hairy women”. That sounds less insulting, no?

    Lala’s last blog post..#909

  11. What a coincidence! I found your blog the exact same way!

    The strangest one for my blog was “my puppy has meat hanging out his butt”. I don’t even know what to say about that one.

    Jen O.’s last blog post..Yay me!!!

  12. I have the most boring searches ever. Usually people wanting to make fishbowl cakes. ????

    However, several people did find me from fart on my face, show me your boobs, and Daddy’s penis.

    I think I prefer the fishbowl cake bakers.

    Blue Momma’s last blog post..ME101 – Who is Blue Momma?

  13. I got here by searching for riot guns, leprechauns and ninjas. Still haven’t seen any of those sneaky ninjas. Oh wait, nope, that was just Bob the octopus.

    One of the most frequent searches I get is “dirty sayings” – I think I kinda like it

    Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..The Three Little Book Reviews

  14. You know, you’re all jumping to conclusions that Tony digs women with hairy butts. It might not be that at all. I think he merely likes to butt them…you know…with his head…like a ram…

    See…now I bet you’re all feeling really silly now.

    And to Tony…you might want to try butting clean shaven women sometime. Widen your horizons.

    Greta’s last blog post..I’m Not Proud So?

  15. Somebody found me through a google search for “Chuck E Cheese law.” I’m not sure what would constitute Chuck E Cheese law, but the very thought makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

    Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..The Chomp Chomp

  16. Some of the searches that have found me have been appalling. I think “can a female get pregnant if she pees right after sex” was the worst though. Biology, people! Gah!

    Only one spam…so far! I’m jinxing myself, aren’t I? Eek!

    Hatchet’s last blog post..Of Caitlin, Cannibals and Kisses

  17. Oy! That Tony is such a charmer! I can’t imagine he sounds much better in real life.

    Do you actually have posts about Butt or Hairy women?

    Inquiring minds, and all that…!

    we_be_toys’s last blog post..Trip to Wales~Part III

  18. what you don’t know is that “Butt Hairy Women” translated from the rare African language SwatiVenda actually means “Most Intelligent Female”

    Karmyn R’s last blog post..THE BIG REVEAL:

  19. I hate it when they spam you like they know you. Do they not realize that comments like “Hi! It’s nice to meet you! Here’s the link I promised you yesterday when we talked!” are a HUGE tip off?!

    Shades’s last blog post..Mistaken Identity

  20. Check his IP address to see where he’s from. Twenty bucks says he’s not a Brazilian.

    Mary’s last blog post..Cozy

  21. hmmm. I got, as my very last public google search, “son fuck mom sleep” – which kind of just affirmed my desire to go private.


  22. Sorry Jenny, to be clear, I was referring to spamments on the blog. I’ve only gotten one so far. As for spam, in my email, oh I’ve got plenty of that. Plenty. I can totally share some hot stock tips or offers for cialis.

    Ah! The internet is so refreshing!

    Hatchet’s last blog post..Blast from the Past: The Video

  23. I’m talking about spamments too. I’ve gotten over 5,500 in the last 6 months. I’ve gotten 3 in the last 2 hours. Luckily Akismet catches pretty much all of them, but still. I seriously thought everyone got that many spam comments?

  24. No, honey, it’s because even the spammers love you and want to be near you.

    And I think you mentioned you get something like 35-55K hits, which has to have something to do with it. I’m small potatoes town over here in Hatchetland. I dream of thousands of hits. Le Sigh.

    Momma’s gotta buy shoes some day…!

    Hatchet’s last blog post..Blast from the Past: The Video

  25. i think he loses though.
    He was- in fact- the one searching for butt hairy women.

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