I pronounce it Pwerto Rrrreeeko

I apologize in advance for disappointing you

Um…hi. So apparently my blog went viral and/or bacterial with my last post. This seems like the kind of thing people dream about, but since I don’t get paid by traffic it really just meant that my servers crashed and a lot of angry people yelled at me that I should kill myself in reallyContinue reading “I apologize in advance for disappointing you”

50 things is 49 to many

My friend Arianne said I should write 50 things I like about myself to make myself feel better about having just been totally dissed by all of my friends and several construction workers who just saw me naked which would possibly be really easy to do if I hadn’t just been dissed by all of my friendsContinue reading “50 things is 49 to many”

Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class

(Taken directly from my journal because I’m lazy.) Things I learned on my trip to Puerto Rico: 1. The President’s Club at the airport offers free alcohol. Surprisingly, no one is drunk. 2. There are no President’s and lots of old white people in the President’s Club. Disappointing on both parts. 3. I just figured out why no oneContinue reading “Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class”

Shut up, cats

I’m alive. Barely. I can hear cats whispering blocks away. That’s how much my head hurts right now. It’s probably from all the Puerto Rican sun and not from the fact that I drank half my weight in rum. I swear I have amazing stories for you but right now I just need to lay myContinue reading “Shut up, cats”

I’m unplugging

Puerto Rico, You lovely island . . . Island of tropical breezes. Always the pineapples growing, Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . . ~West Side Story Is that true about Puerto Rico? I’ve no idea. But I’m going to find out. I’ll be back in a few days. Feel free to use the commentContinue reading “I’m unplugging”