Is that true about Puerto Rico? I’ve no idea. But I’m going to find out.
I’ll be back in a few days. Feel free to use the comment section for lurid propositions and dangerous rough-housing.
PS. Burglars? My house will be protected by my large, bohemian father who is frighteningly unpredictable and likes to shoot things for fun.
And yes. That really is my father. And yes. He really will kill all of you.
Comment of the day: You suck. Don’t have fun. ~ Immoral Matriarch