If I wake up as a puddle of blood tomorrow he’s going to feel really bad.

me:  I’m dying. Victor:  You’re not dying.  You have a cold. me:  I have hemorrhagic fever. Victor:  Did you just make that up? me:  No, I’m deadly serious.  First of all, I have a fever, and last night I had a nosebleed, and now my teeth are bleeding. Victor:  I’m pretty sure teeth can’t bleed.Continue reading “If I wake up as a puddle of blood tomorrow he’s going to feel really bad.”

We've all established that Sarah has an anteater

Yahoo’s most popular news story last week was (for real, y’all) breaking news about an ant invasion in my neighborhood.  I heard there was also some sort of earthquake somewhere, but it wasn’t in America so no one cares.  Anyway, Victor suggested a pet anteater might stem the coming invasion so I went on the net and stumbled on this “I’ve gotContinue reading “We've all established that Sarah has an anteater”

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