If I was a dog I’d be dead by now – Page 5

Too much medicine. Not enough. One of those.

Victor: JENNY. COME HERE. me: No. I’m sick. I’m dying. Victor: You’re not dying. What happened in here? me: I think it’s pretty obvious. A happy ending happened here. Victor: WTF. me: I don’t know. I couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t stop coughing and they looked lonely and it was 2am and I thought,Continue reading “Too much medicine. Not enough. One of those.”

Not dead yet.

Hi. I know. I’m sorry. And I’m sorry for saying I’m sorry because I know you know you love me enough to not want me to apologize but that’s just how I roll. If you’ve been watching twitter you know I’ve been very sick. I think it’s been a week but I could be wrongContinue reading “Not dead yet.”

Sometimes the darkness can be beautiful. But sometimes it’s a real bitch. Depends, I guess.

Hi. I’ve been a little missing lately. Not just here. I’ve been missing a bit inside my head, which in some ways is good because my head is not always fun to live in. I don’t know if the depression I’ve been dealing with off and on for the last few months has just worn meContinue reading “Sometimes the darkness can be beautiful. But sometimes it’s a real bitch. Depends, I guess.”

I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m just really lazy.

Yesterday I went to pick up my meds and while I was there I handed the pharmacist my prescription for my ADD medication and she was like “Sorry, I can’t fill this one. We can only fill prescriptions within 21 days of them being written” and I guess I can understand that but I’ve beenContinue reading “I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m just really lazy.”

UPDATED: Hey. You there. You probably need this.

Hey there. You. It seems like everyone I know is having a really rough month. Me too. But things are going to be okay. Promise. October is right around the corner. Until then, here’s a kitten meeting a donkey for the first time. The only way this could be more adorable would be if Benedict Cumberbatch wasContinue reading “UPDATED: Hey. You there. You probably need this.”

I’m turning bionic, I think.

Remember when that Who-down-in-Whoville was trying to burrow its way out of my bellybutton and all of you were like, “That’s a hernia. You need to get that shit fixed yesterday.” Well, turns out it’s a hernia and I need to get that shit fixed yesterday. You guys should consider charging for your diagnoses because thatContinue reading “I’m turning bionic, I think.”