International Incidents

My first book just got released in Polish, and I haven’t seen it in real life but the cover looks sort of baffling and also adorable. I don’t speak Polish so I did a quick auto-translation to see what they’re actually saying about the book: LET US MAKE BELIEVE THAT THIS IS NOT usually TRUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY Jenny Lawson,Continue reading “International Incidents”

UPDATED: Well, that was…not *entirely* unexpected

Did you know that Alexa gives you a list of search phrases that they believe drives traffic to your blog? Because, yeah.  Here are mine: Honestly, I’m not sure whether I’m more “proud” or “ashamed”.  I’m leaning toward “both”. PS.  When you actually do a google search for “sloth texas divorce” my blog is not evenContinue reading “UPDATED: Well, that was…not *entirely* unexpected”

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Unless you win. Then it totally happened.

Today I got a box filled with vintage glass cow eyeballs.  Except replace “vintage glass cow eyeballs” with “new copies of the UK version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened“. They’re very similar in that they are both fairly baffling and people can’t help but pick them up and wonder at them.  And also, youContinue reading “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Unless you win. Then it totally happened.”

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