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This isn't a real post

This isn’t a real post. It’s just me saying thank you. Thank you for supporting this 10-year long journey. Thank you for letting me borrow xanax when I forget mine. Thank you for coming to my first ever book reading: Thank you for buying my book: Thank you for understanding that I had to bringContinue reading “This isn't a real post”

UPDATED: Victor doesn’t understand me or the allure of dead rodents.

Conversation between me and Victor: me: Hey, just FYI? I just bought myself a celebration mouse instead of steak. Victor: I already regret asking for clarification. me: Well, I got a good review in Oprah’s magazine so I thought I deserved a steak dinner to celebrate, but I don’t really like steak so instead IContinue reading “UPDATED: Victor doesn’t understand me or the allure of dead rodents.”

And then this piece of fried gold happened because I’m the luckiest person ever

Remember last month when I was in Hollywood for some reason? Well, this was the reason. It’s a special gift just for you. A few weeks ago I shared the book trailer that Penguin came up with for me. This week I’m sharing the book trailer I came up with for you guys. It’s insaneContinue reading “And then this piece of fried gold happened because I’m the luckiest person ever”

UPDATED: Don’t let my hands falling off be in vain.

This isn’t a real post. It’s just a quick update. Last week I looked at my list of people who’d signed up for one of the free 5,000 bookplates I’d autographed and I found out that there were actually 6,000 people signed up. Then I sighed deeply and called my publisher and asked if theyContinue reading “UPDATED: Don’t let my hands falling off be in vain.”

And then all of my fingers fell off

A few weeks ago I announced that I was signing 5,000 bookplates to go out for free to people who preorder my book – and who don’t live outside of the US, and who don’t have a PO box, and who aren’t left-handed dentists. (I may have made up that last one.) Yesterday I finally finishedContinue reading “And then all of my fingers fell off”

UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week

It’s not the end of the week but it feels like it is because Christmas fucks up my biorhythms and so every day feels like a Friday with no weekend in sight. That’s why today I’m going to do a Sunday wrap-up for no reason whatsoever. First, a few updates…Remember a few weeks ago whenContinue reading “UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week”