Post that people who don’t twitter won’t get – Page 3

It’s not actually surprising but it still stings a bit.

You know how on twitter there’s that link on your sidebar that tells you who else is similar to you that you should follow? This is what happens when I click on that: So basically I’m so inappropriate that even twitter is all “No. It’s just you.” Which? I’m pretty sure it’s not just meContinue reading “It’s not actually *surprising* but it still stings a bit.”

It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.

First of all, thank you to everyone for being so supportive about Barnaby Jones. You made me cry (in a good way) and I needed to do that. It’s almost Sunday and I’m supposed to be writing my weekly wrap-up but I’m just not myself right now so I’m going to skip it until nextContinue reading “It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.”

Oh twitter. I don’t know whether I should feel touched or insulted.

Twitter has this new thing where they’ll suggest users you should probably follow based on your tweets. Here’s who they suggested to me: Honestly, Twitter. I get enough of that from my father. Comment of the day: Last time I followed Dr. Drew, he called the cops on me. If you can’t handle your legContinue reading “Oh twitter. I don’t know whether I should feel touched or insulted.”

Random thoughts that should be burned

I was looking at my blog and I noticed that I have 162 posts in my draft folder. These are all posts that I started but never finished because they didn’t feel substantial enough to be published but then I thought that maybe if I clumped 3 or 4 of them together they would beContinue reading “Random thoughts that should be burned”

It’s still Sunday, but just barely

It’s still Sunday for another couple of hours so that means I’m not technically late for my weekly wrap-up of shit-I-was-doing-when-I-wasn’t-here. This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe): The top 10 strangest things people sent me this month. This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom onContinue reading “It’s still Sunday, but just barely”

Happy I-Suck-Less-Than-Yesterday-Day

Hi. This isn’t a real post. It’s an explanation. See, this morning I sent this tweet out: What would happen if we all promised to be a little less sucky than we were yesterday? http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDNOB6TnHSI Then I followed it up with this: I’ll start. If you’re reading this, you’ve made a difference in my life. ThankContinue reading “Happy I-Suck-Less-Than-Yesterday-Day”