Random Crap – Page 173

UPDATED: Am I just stupid? Is this a trick question?

I was checking over Hailey’s math homework this morning and she’d left one blank because she said there wasn’t a good answer and I told her that there is always a good answer in 4th grade and then I looked at the question and my brain melted a little and she was like, “SEE? 4THContinue reading “UPDATED: Am I just stupid? Is this a trick question?”

I love your funny face. #WERUINEVERYTHING

So! Last week my friend Maile and I went to the Mom 2.0 Summit and it was quite lovely but we decided that instead of posting the typical conference selfies we should change things up a bit and post the most unflattering pictures we could possibly take. We did the first one on the planeContinue reading “I love your funny face. #WERUINEVERYTHING”

Yes, that was totally the rabbit I was thinking of.

I always feel sorry for magician doing tricks for people with ADD because whenever I’m off my meds and I’m watching magic I always get distracted and forget what’s going on halfway through, and then the magician reaches into his hat and there’s a rabbit in there and I think, “Wait. Was there not a rabbit thereContinue reading “Yes, that was totally the rabbit I was thinking of.”

She’s much better at drawing cats now. About the same with Hitlers though.

I wrote this over a year ago but I never published it because it got lost in my draft folder, but I’ve been recovering from food poisoning and I’m at that woozy stage where I think everything is funny or horrible and I’m pretty sure this is both. Conversation with Victor (and Hailey): Me:Continue reading “She’s much better at drawing cats now. About the same with Hitlers though.”

Don’t yell at me. I’m weak and fragile.

I’ve been sick as a dog for days and this post might not make sense because I’m still dehydrated and loopy. If it makes you mad you should blame the bad chicken salad I ate. I know I do. The difference between men and women: me: I feel almost human for the first time in 48Continue reading “Don’t yell at me. I’m weak and fragile.”

Broken and Magical

Remember this week when I talked about Geraldo the Giraffe and a bunch of you encouraged me to make a kickstarter so I could buy him? Well, I can’t do that because it feels selfish to have people buy me a giant metal giraffe. Mostly because yesterday I bought something so awesome that it makes my heartContinue reading “Broken and Magical”