Random Crap – Page 174

Broken and Magical

Remember this week when I talked about Geraldo the Giraffe and a bunch of you encouraged me to make a kickstarter so I could buy him? Well, I can’t do that because it feels selfish to have people buy me a giant metal giraffe. Mostly because yesterday I bought something so awesome that it makes my heartContinue reading “Broken and Magical”

Geraldo the Giant Giraffe

Occasionally I visit the same store where years ago I bought Beyoncé the Giant Metal Chicken. Usually it’s all pillows and dog toys and wicker baskets. Sometimes you’ll find a largish metal lobster and once there was a full-sized horse made of wine corks and sticks, but it’s never anything that really screams, “HEY, I’M FUCKING INSANE“.Continue reading “Geraldo the Giant Giraffe”

Ferris Mewler: “What in the shit are you people doing?”

************ And now, the weekly wrap-up of awesomeness: Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.): I’m awkward and I’m okay with it. In mug and pocket-journal too. Shit-you-may-or-may-not-want-to-see: Kick-ass stuff I pinned. This was pretty much Victor’s reaction as well. Shit you should buyContinue reading “Ferris Mewler: “What in the shit are you people doing?””

It’s just me, right?

Youtube sends me weird emails about videos they think I would like and when I looked at this one I thought…what the shit? Is that even legal? Then I realized I might be the only person in the world who automatically assumed this was a video of a shark blow job. Both because I have weird personalContinue reading “It’s just me, right?”

Better than bare walls

I’ve been thinking that I needed to update the guest bathroom because it feels pretty 1970’s but I’m not good at design stuff so nothing ever happens. But then I got a gift certificate for Walls Need Love, which specializes in removable wall decals and posters and I was like “Can you make me a full-sized bearContinue reading “Better than bare walls”

Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week

Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week Victor: Hey, slacker. If you have time to lean you have time to clean. me: I’m not “leaning”. I’m watching Mythbusters. Victor: Same difference. me: No. Plus, your leaning phrase doesn’t make any sense. Victor: If you have time to lean you have time to clean. InContinue reading “Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week”