Random Crap – Page 29

Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.

My friend Lucie has a fabulous instagram where she teaches something new each day, but today I just watched her latest and I felt incredibly embarrassed for her: Because I am a constant reader, 6th grade spelling bee champ, and author of multiple bestsellers and I know for a fact that “perogative” does not startContinue reading “Welcome, everyone else who got lost in this alternate reality.”

I shouldn’t be allowed outside.

Several things: First off, did you see the solar eclipse this weekend? Because I did and it was awesome, except that I couldn’t get a picture of it. But I could see the eclipse in the shadows of the tree leaves, like tiny unicorn hooves. The video shows it better than I could explain it:Continue reading “I shouldn’t be allowed outside.”

It’s Friday. Time for medicinally ridiculous videos.

It’s Friday and that means you need to step into my office so I can show you all the videos I’ve saved for you, because you need some distraction. Ready? Let’s go: Happy weekend, sweet friends.

Lots of little things

Psst. Just a couple of things that don’t fit anywhere else. First off, are you in Pennsylvania? ME TOO! Well, not right now…but I will be super soon because I’m going to the Harrisburg Book Festival to do an event with Samantha Irby and Kate Baer on Sunday (October 22nd) because I love them both.Continue reading “Lots of little things”

Agree to disagree

Victor: Nope. Me: What? It’s just a doll someone sent me. Victor: That’s not a doll. That’s a threat. me: Why? Because it’s missing a face? Victor: Yes, Jenny, because it’s missing a face. me: Hang on. I think I have something that will fit. me: Aha. Made it better. Victor: Agree to disagree. UPDATED:Continue reading “Agree to disagree”

Bibliophobia is a fear of books, but what’s the word for when it’s your dog that has the phobia?

Someone asked me recently why Dorothy Barker hasn’t been posing next to my book club picks the last few months and the truth is that she has developed an occasional uncanny suspicion of books. Why? No fucking idea. The vet seems to think she may have early-onset doggie dementia (she’s getting a little nuts, seeingContinue reading “Bibliophobia is a fear of books, but what’s the word for when it’s your dog that has the phobia?”