Category Archives: Random Crap

Someone asked me recently why Dorothy Barker hasn’t been posing next to my book club picks the last few months and the truth is that she has developed an occasional uncanny suspicion of books. Why? No fucking idea. The vet seems to think she may have early-onset doggie dementia (she’s getting a little nuts, seeingContinue reading “Bibliophobia is a fear of books, but what’s the word for when it’s your dog that has the phobia?”

Three things I saw today that I still have questions about: 2. What I saw when I just walked into my office: I dunno, y’all. He’s orange. And 3. This ad that was just suggested to me: Because first of all, what. Secondly…WHY IS THIS PAJAMAS? I’m almost tempted to buy it because I sortContinue reading “Things I have questions about”

The other day I was helping Hailey bring their laundry up to their dorm and on the way out I saw another mom with her kid and she was like, “Wow, this place is really bussy on the weekend, huh?” and her son stopped in his tracks and whispered, “Oh my God, mom. What??” andContinue reading “Don’t try to be cool. You’re making it worse.”

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for you to step into my office so I can show you all the videos I’ve saved for you. Ready? Pull up a chair, friend… Happy weekend, y’all.

I found this painting at a resell shop and I didn’t buy it because it seems sacrilegious to buy a Jesus painting if you’re not really religious but also, I love it so much. There’s just something about Jesus doing the exasperated face-palm sigh like, “Jesus Christ, these fucking people” that makes me go, “Wait,Continue reading “Honestly, the most relatable Jesus I’ve ever seen.”

I was just listening to the I Saw What You Did podcast (love them) and they were talking about how much they hate the tight tuck at the bottom of hotel beds and then Victor was like, “EXACTLY” because he also hates when I tuck in the top sheet under the mattress and I alwaysContinue reading “Questioning my sanity more than usual.”