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This post has no redeeming qualities whatsoever

Hi. Right now I should be apologizing for not posting my weekly wrap-up yesterday and quickly doing it today but it’s Labor Day and everyone else is doing what they want and so I’m going to as well. That’s why I’m going to post the most boring and self-indulgent post ever that will only beContinue reading “This post has no redeeming qualities whatsoever”

It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.

First of all, thank you to everyone for being so supportive about Barnaby Jones. You made me cry (in a good way) and I needed to do that. It’s almost Sunday and I’m supposed to be writing my weekly wrap-up but I’m just not myself right now so I’m going to skip it until nextContinue reading “It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.”

Furious rabbit forehead.

I was just looking at my dog’s face and I realized that there is a small, visibly-furious, bipedal rabbit in his forehead. This feels like some sort of Rorschach Test that I’m failing and I’m tempted to call my shrink to ask her what it means but I’m pretty sure this is one of those thingsContinue reading “Furious rabbit forehead.”

Sometimes I worry that they aren’t entirely random

My friend Van (aka furiousball) is a (seemingly) perfectly normal man who has been leaving me random, bizarre comments for literally years. They’re bizarre non sequiters that have nothing at all to do with anything I’m writing about and I assume most people just skip over them but when you put them all together there’sContinue reading “Sometimes I worry that they aren’t *entirely* random”

Notes from the shrink’s office

Last week I had to go to see a new shrink and when I got there they gave me a giant packet to fill out so they could see how crazy I was but I couldn’t concentrate because I kept glancing around the waiting room wondering which of these people was the craziest but thenContinue reading “Notes from the shrink’s office”

This is why Victor and I both shouldn’t work from home. And also why I shouldn’t be allowed to use large appliances.

So this morning I was cleaning up and I turned on the dishwasher but then a few minutes later I noticed that the laundry detergent was on the counter and I haven’t done laundry in days then I was all “Fuck. Did I just put laundry detergent in the dishwasher?” and then I kind ofContinue reading “This is why Victor and I both shouldn’t work from home. And also why I shouldn’t be allowed to use large appliances.”