Tomorrow I leave to visit Utah for the first time, as I was asked by several Mormons to be an Ignite speaker about “anything that you’re passionate about. Your choice.” Most people are already cringing at the terrible repercussions of letting me speak about anything I want, but when I told them I wanted toContinue reading “Where the hell am I?”
Category Archives: The People’s Party
Dear New York Airport: Maybe next time you could have us land in a pit of vipers that are also on fire. Just to keep things new.
Last week I was at the Blogher conference and it’s too complicated to write about so instead I’m just going to re-write the notes I jotted in my journal while I was there because I’m really tired and I believe in phoning it in. Also, if this is the first time you’re reading me youContinue reading “Dear New York Airport: Maybe next time you could have us land in a pit of vipers that are also on fire. Just to keep things new.”
Free booze.
Dear internets, it’s once again time for my mandatory Blogher post. I’ll make it short, I swear. If you aren’t going to the Blogher conference, no worries. I spend most of my time hiding in my room or in a public bathroom so technically you could just hide in your bedroom at home and simulateContinue reading “Free booze.”
This is where you should begin. Unless you aren’t going to Blogher this year. Then just ignore me.
If you’ve read this blog for more than a year then you can probably guess what this is all about. Follow the breadcrumbs, y’all… Next stop? Click here.
Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is real and I have witnesses
So this weekend at the Blogher conference I co-hosted the People’s Party and it was very nice because everyone there had to apologize for accusing me of making up Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) because SHE FUCKING CAME. This is where you should go read all the “Nancy W. Kappes is not my personal Tyler Durden”Continue reading “Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is real and I have witnesses”
There was almost a serial killer at our party. Like, at least one. But there were like 800 people there so statistically there could have been more. I don’t really know serial killer statistics.
Remember how last post I mentioned that Chris Mann was coming to perform at the People’s Party tonight and that it would probably be awkward because I once accidentally told him that he reminded me of a serial killer? Honestly, he’s like identical to Sylar from Heroes ,who actually is a serial killer, or possiblyContinue reading “There was almost a serial killer at our party. Like, at least one. But there were like 800 people there so statistically there could have been more. I don’t really know serial killer statistics.”
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