This book is awesome and I’m not just saying that because this is an ad.  I’m saying it because I’m in it.  And because I sort of apologize to everyone on the two pages I’m in.  So if you’re mad at me, you should probably buy this book. Or buy it if you aren’t madContinue reading

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I was paid for this post, but possibly with money stolen from cats who have better documentation than mine.

A few months ago I got an email from a company focused on “protecting my child from identity theft”, but I told them I wasn’t interested because I don’t know anyone who would intentionally choose to be my child.  My 6 year old is awesome, but she lives in a one-bedroom bedroom and she’s notContinue reading “I was paid for this post, but possibly with money stolen from cats who have better documentation than mine.”

My deliriously irreverent friend, Noa, supports my xanax addiction and has taught me everything I know about creative profanity.  I heartily recommend.  Go read her front page you will be instantly hooked and/or terribly offended.  Either way, you’re entertained. Want to see your ad here?  Of course you do. Contact me.

My adorably tormented friend Annah supports my wig addiction.  Want to see your ad here?  Of course you do. Contact me. PS.  Thank you. I do realize how lucky I am to have a blog that’s almost entirely reader-supported.  I’m like the NPR of blogging, but with no telethons and lots of unnecessary profanity.

My sweet friend Elizabeth supports my xanax habit.  Want to see your ad here?  Of course you do. Contact me. PS.  I just want to say “Thank you“.  I realize how incredibly lucky I am to have an ad network that consists almost entirely of readers who just want to help me pay the bills.Continue reading

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