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The Traveling Red Dress

My friend (Sunny) is an artist. She writes and paints and makes beautiful, whimsical dresses out of found objects and magic. One of my favorite dresses of hers is the red poppy dress and I wanted it the first time I saw it but I knew I’d never get it. For one thing, it’s notContinue reading “The Traveling Red Dress”

UPDATED: Ghosts are assholes. Ebay’s not that far behind them.

Ghosts broke my camera. True story. But it was kind of awesome because 1. GHOSTS, y’all and 2. Victor can’t blame me for something ghosts did. I mean, he tried obviously but he couldn’t make it stick. Best. excuse. ever. And now I’m selling my slightly-broken camera on ebay and you should really go readContinue reading “UPDATED: Ghosts are assholes. Ebay’s not that far behind them.”

Nobody cares about your dreams

One of my friends told me that dead people can visit you in your dreams but whenever I have dreams where all the dead people I know are in one room with me I’m always like “Shit. How much did I have to drink last night? Am I choking on my vomit right now?” andContinue reading “Nobody cares about your dreams”

And now I’ll never sleep again

Last night I couldn’t sleep so I got up and posted this on twitter: I was prepared for the amount of people who said that it was just me. I was not prepared for all the people whose night-time phobias put mine to shame. A small taste: Conclusion: You guys are totally weird. And IContinue reading “And now I’ll never sleep again”

I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “Wesley-Ann”.

Phone conversation I had with my husband after I got lost for the 8,000th time… Me: Hello? Victor: Where are you?! You’ve been gone an hour. Me: I’m lost. Don’t yell at me. Victor: You went to get milk, dude. You’ve been to that store a hundred times. Me: Yes, but not at night. EverythingContinue reading “I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “Wesley-Ann”.”

The time I got verbally assaulted at HEB UPDATED: Never mind.

Two things that happened to me this morning at the grocery store: 1. Victor insulted me by implying that I didn’t know how to use a mop because I called him to tell him I was buying a mop since we can’t afford a maid now that I’m unemployed and I started yelling at him that I did tooContinue reading “The time I got verbally assaulted at HEB *UPDATED*: Never mind.”