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The time I got verbally assaulted at HEB UPDATED: Never mind.

Two things that happened to me this morning at the grocery store: 1. Victor insulted me by implying that I didn’t know how to use a mop because I called him to tell him I was buying a mop since we can’t afford a maid now that I’m unemployed and I started yelling at him that I did tooContinue reading “The time I got verbally assaulted at HEB *UPDATED*: Never mind.”

I weep for America and for the world in general. And for aliens. Please tell me if I’ve left anyone out.

Some actual comments from this video of a “ghost” looking out from behind a wall that Youtube thinks I want to see: omg i am on? a computer I ALMOST SHITTED MY PANTS i think corner’s are scary cause you don’t know what is at the other side if that happend to me i would throw aContinue reading “I weep for America and for the world in general. And for aliens. Please tell me if I’ve left anyone out.”

No one wants to hear about your dreams

Last night I dreamt a skeleton was chasing was me except it wasn’t totally a skeleton because only most of the flesh had rotted off so it was kind of a zombie and then I was all ‘What the hell is the difference between a skeleton and a zombie?‘ It’s just skin, right? How much fleshContinue reading “No one wants to hear about your dreams”

50 things is 49 to many

My friend Arianne said I should write 50 things I like about myself to make myself feel better about having just been totally dissed by all of my friends and several construction workers who just saw me naked which would possibly be really easy to do if I hadn’t just been dissed by all of my friendsContinue reading “50 things is 49 to many”

And I'm proud to be an American but maybe not so much a Texan. Or an American. Never mind.

I’ve been on a Texas road trip for the last half week. Real post coming. Until then, a view from my car window: And while I’m at it, I took some pictures at an abandoned cemetery in Flatonia (shut up) and when I developed them I found no ghosts but I did find this: I’m notContinue reading “And I'm proud to be an American but maybe not so much a Texan. Or an American. Never mind.”