So I just heard Facebook is changing its algorithm again and I’m not sure what that means but if we’re judging from past changes it’ll just mean that it’ll suck more. Which is sad because there’s a lot of great stuff on Facebook, but you often have to wade though a lot of bullshit beforeContinue reading “How to make Facebook actually great again. For the first time. #IWOKEUPLIKETHIS”
Last night Ferris Mewler found what might be a demon and I live-tweeted it the entire terrifying experience. I can’t figure out how to embed it so click here for the whole story. . Spoiler alert: I’m still alive. Unless the demon is typing this. Hard to tell with demons. .
Every once in awhile I look at the top searches that bring people to this blog, and then I think, What? Why? What? And then I share it with you because honestly it’s jut too fucked up not to share. The strangest searches that lead people to my blog this week: pierced dog ears (StopContinue reading “What are you even looking for? Seriously. What the shit.”
I got an email from editor saying “HAPPY PUB DAY!” and I was like, there’s a special day just for going to pubs? My God, we released my book on exactly the right day, but then I realized “pub” was short for “published” and OMG ::KERMIT FLAIL:: Y’ALL, MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY. Did youContinue reading “IT’S HAPPENING. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.”
A few weeks ago I was accidentally made the leader of a church which doesn’t actually exist and now we have over 2,000 members. I’m pretty sure than makes me some sort of Pope so please send me hats. More about that here if you missed it. We decided that it would be nice to have someContinue reading “UPDATED: The Church of Bloggessianism. Choose your title, strangelings.”
Yesterday I got an email from a very sweet girl who wanted to tell me how happy she was to have found “this tribe of bizarre stranglings” because she finally figured out she wasn’t alone and there were others out there like her. And it was very lovely, although I did think it was oddContinue reading “I fixed it for you.”