Okay. Next week we’re doing the 7th Annual James Garfield Miracle. Every year I think it will be the last and every year the people who were helped in the past ask me if it’s going on again because they’re now back on their feet and they want a chance to give back and thisContinue reading “Hey. Do you need something?”
Every so often I go look at the search terms that brought people to my blog and then I think STOP DOING THAT. But then I decide that it would make a funny post and share some of them even though writing these phrases here will inevitably just lead to more terribly baffling searches leading here.Continue reading “Jesus, you guys. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS. But I do have a lot more questions now.”
This isn’t a real post. Just checking in to say a few things that I have on my list of things to write about but that I haven’t written about because I haven’t had time to make into a polished post because I’ve been working on my next book (FINALLY MY BRAIN IS ALMOST WORKINGContinue reading “This isn’t a real post”
So I just heard Facebook is changing its algorithm again and I’m not sure what that means but if we’re judging from past changes it’ll just mean that it’ll suck more. Which is sad because there’s a lot of great stuff on Facebook, but you often have to wade though a lot of bullshit beforeContinue reading “How to make Facebook actually great again. For the first time. #IWOKEUPLIKETHIS”
Last night Ferris Mewler found what might be a demon and I live-tweeted it the entire terrifying experience. I can’t figure out how to embed it so click here for the whole story. . Spoiler alert: I’m still alive. Unless the demon is typing this. Hard to tell with demons. .
Every once in awhile I look at the top searches that bring people to this blog, and then I think, What? Why? What? And then I share it with you because honestly it’s jut too fucked up not to share. The strangest searches that lead people to my blog this week: pierced dog ears (StopContinue reading “What are you even looking for? Seriously. What the shit.”