Search terms that make me question what’s going on in your life.

Every so often I look at the things people were searching for on the internet that brought them to this blog.  Then I shake my head at humanity.  Then I copy the least offensive but most baffling searches and share them here with you.  Because I’m a giver.   What people were searching for on theContinue reading “Search terms that make me question what’s going on in your life.”

Pimp out your shit. Not literally though. Unless you’re selling feces. Then you might have a problem.

Just a quick thank you.  The cost to keep this blog up are stupid expensive but I’m incredibly lucky that so many people support the blog by buying space in the sidebars.  Lots of them are writers and bloggers themselves and you should totally do yourself a favor and check them out because they’re lovely,Continue reading “Pimp out your shit. Not literally though. Unless you’re selling feces. Then you might have a problem.”

Strangest search terms of the week

Once again, the strangest things people were searching for last week that brought them to thebloggess.com: “ivaginated penis” (I don’t…what?) “does pegasus really exist?”  (Yes!  But they’re made of plastic zebras and leftover pieces of cows and geese.  So, I guess, no.  Never mind.) “I lost an hour.”  (It’s probably daylight savings time.  Or alienContinue reading “Strangest search terms of the week”

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