And then this piece of fried gold happened because I’m the luckiest person ever

Un. Freaking. Believable.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So…stinkin’ excited for you.

<3 & xo (lots of all)
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High five!
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Love, love, love!
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I love you so much right now. EPIC TRAILER
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And this is why I am stocking up on taxidermy, peanuts, coke and telling all my friends “DO NOT CONTACT” as soon as i get this book
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OMG. Star Trek Voyage reference? I’m sold and love Jeri Ryan even more now!
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This makes me love Wil Wheaton
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Thebestbooktrailerever”…………….
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I fucking love you so much Jenny!!

So can’t wait for your book to come out. Also, you should have totally been a guest on an episode of “Star Trek”.

~EdT.
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That is the stuff of Awesome, with the capital A.

I want to be you when I grow up.
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Best. Video. Ever.

Oh my god that was hilarious! You totally made my day.

Also, this was the first time I’ve even seen a post here with 0 comments. I thought I’d take a screenshot and then I didn’t because it sounded kind of stalkerish.

Also also, I will totally buy your book just as soon as I have a job again. Possibly before that if I can talk my husband into eating nothing but spaghettios and ramen for a week or two.

That was great! I love funny books, I’ll have to steal this Bible of which you speak and check it out.
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Felicia Day???!!!! Holy crap.

Well, now I really can’t wait for my copy to get here.

Love this so much. I will now be alternating this video with my Happy Dogs video whenever I need a smile.

I can’t wait to get my copy of the book!
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This is the most amazing video I’ve seen this weekend

We have got to get you on Big Bang- Come on Wil Wheaton, set the collating down for a minute and help a sister out!!!
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Wow! I am so happy for you! I can’t wait to read it!
When you come to England, you can hide in my bathroom.
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I was about to comment on the awesomeness of this video. But then I got distracted by the owl lantern behing Neil Gaiman, and am now trying to figure out his connection to Bryn Mawr. Awesomeness magnified to mind-blowing proportions.
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That MADE MY DAY!!! Amazing!!

[Insert slow clap here]

Positively brilliant!
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Freaking awesomeness.

So wait, let me get this straight … you know Bigfoot?!
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Rad!

Why no stop in Atlanta????

Your awesomeness never stops…

You are hilarious. AND funnier than The Bible. Really.

Woohoo!!! I’m so happy for you! (Now if I’m only my darn copy would get here so I can read it…)
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SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!

Never laughed so hard out loud. A.k.a. NLSHOL. My nerd pants are so happy right now.

Katy @ 9.47 I believe Neil’s daughter Holly went to Bryn Mawr.
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Thank you for that laugh!!!! I adore you with all my heart!! I am telling all my friends to,buy the book. I KNOW it will be funnier than the Bible!!!

Jenny, I am SO happy for you. You deserve all the success that is coming your way. I can’t wait to read your book!
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So great!! Jeri Ryan, haha!!

I feel like April Fool’s is opposite day for you. Now you’re going to tell us you went to a flea market and didn’t buy any stuffed dead animals.

LIES. ALL LIES JENNY.
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I rarely watch videos all the way through. I watched. Swear to God.
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I.LOVE.YOU. That is all. (Except, I wouldn’t stand too close to you if I ever actually met you, you know, ‘cuz of the whole being struck down by lightning by a God who didn’t think that was funny AT ALL.) But, hey, there’s always trade-offs.

Can.Not.WAIT to receive my digital copy! And if you were including Nashville on the book tour (hint, hint) I’d be happy to buy a 2nd copy to get signed! Drat! I may just have to come stalk ya somewhere…
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Hi, I’m Jenny Lawson. And I just wanted to say that I am an inspiring woman who has come so far, despite having an incredibly difficult, and yet hilarious, life. I am beyond amazing, so amazing that all of my heroes agreed to star in a book trailer for me.

So go me. I’m fucking awesome.

P.S. I also forgive commenters who, while trying to post something funny, post it on the wrong blog entry. And then post another comment asking me to delete the previous one. And then post it on the right entry, but have a typo in my name. And then get it right, fucking finally.

Just got the girls from book club to select “Let’s Pretend…” as our May read! That’s another 9 copies sold! (I, of course, pre-ordered on Amazon AGES ago.). Can’t wait!

Just to let your publishers know, people can only see that video by directly linking, it’s not publicly viewable on Youtube. I shall be linking it everywhere I can

So, I loved this. Laughing so hard I was crying. Especially at Wil. This video was so funny, I want to share it on FB to all my friends, but at the same time, I’m so embarrassed because there are people from my church on my fb….OMG, too funny. ? you Jenny!

~Melodie~
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that ? was supposed to be a heart, and it was until I hit post <3
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OMG! What a great thing to wake up to! I LOVE Neil! It makes me forgive Will for being such a db on Big Bang Theory! lol I can’t wait til I get to read your book!
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That is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life and I’m pretty sure it’s why the Internet was invented.

No, YOU are more awesome than enchiladas. Also, best book trailer EVER.

Oh my whiskers, that was hilarious.

I am Holly Waterfall and I think that was great! I think we should all send feathers to Wil Wheaton now. Jenny, for all the math lovers out there you could go on Big Bang and calculate the actual funniness of your book with Sheldon. You could say something like, “It is 2/3 less serious than the Bible, 1 million times funnier than toothpaste Oreos, and not at all as scary as birds”. Then Sheldon could be all seriously writing down coefficients of funny and birds on his whiteboard. Leonard could come in and ask what was going on and of course not understand when you both explained it. After that, the girls could come in and ask if you wanted to go shopping for taxidermied animals and you would of course say yes. Sheldon could ask to come along and Leonard would just shake his head at all of you. I think Victor and Leonard could be good friends.

Incredible! I have tears in my eyes because of the amazing people in this world. The people who contributed are some of my most favorite people. I’m so glad to see them support you in this. Can’t wait to get my copy. Kisses!

PREORDERED. I was just going to buy it when it came out, but the fried gold had me immediately on Amazon.
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Loved Amanda & Neil!!! SQUEE!

Oh my lanta!! That was awesome!! When I go to your book tour stop in San Francisco, will you sign my stolen bible, too??
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Absolutely love it!!!

Congratulations. Fantastic video. And only you are the best Jenny Lawson out there.
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Wow! That was several different kinds of win all at once. I kind of hate you a little for getting to hang out with Wil Wheaton. But not enough to cancel my order for your book. I was kind of on the fence about it, but now that I know it is funnier than the Bible, I’m totally stoked.
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I didn’t think anything could be funnier. You’re awesome!

Awesome trailer! Between the camera and Wil Wheaton, I would have had the shakes if I’d been in your shoes!
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This book trailer is funnier than the bible, too! And scarier!!
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That was awesome. And I’m looking forward to the book. The Old Testament is awfully funny.
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Lucky!!!!
I can’t think of anything intelligent to say.
Okay: Congratulations,
because you wrote a book
and it’s published
and because
Amanda and Neil appeared in a video, for you, as you…
LUCKY!!!
(Resisting urge to beg you to mention my seven year old’s lemonade stand… you’re famous, you have influence, you could bring the thirsty masses to her sale. Okay. Sorry about that.)
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All Jenny Lawsons=Awesome

Congrats on the book! Looking forward to reading it

A conspiracy going back over two millennium has recently been uncovered. Documents written in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek and Coptic show a pattern among Early Christian Bishop and Rabbinical councils to independently redact humous sections of the what is known as the New and Old Testaments. The documents were discovered after and extensive search of Vatican, Orthodox, Coptic and early Synagogues records. It was believed by the early church authorities that a more serious tone was required and that “the funny stuff” was a distraction. One early Bishop’s letter complains that urine odor after the preaching of these passages was just overwhelming the following week.

Preliminary reviews of these documents by Biblical scholars state that the humor is wide-ranging and translates remarkable well, even the ancient puns. “It is as if it were divinely inspired!” one translator was overheard saying. Another scholar confidentially said she understood why so much had been hidden. There are these stories of Jesus as a practical joker. He appears to be particularly fond of raising-the-dead during a funeral service and seeing the histrionic reactions of the relatives.

It has been agreed on that all work shall remain unpublished until the full codex can be revealed. Even so the sniping has already begun. One Vatican Bishop has been reported to say that “the Jews has been secretly using this material for centuries and that accounts for the phenomenal success rate as comedians.” The only item that the scholars agree on is that ones this material is published, the Bible will be the funniest book ever!

Brilliant!
Who was the bint at the end?

I’ve already placed my pre-order…for two copies. My last Bloggess book purchase was The Beauty of Different which I loved, loaned out…and didn’t get back for 6 bloody months. So now? I buy two. One to cuddle with and one to share.
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Watched this the first time through at work, so I had to have the sound turned off. Used the Closed Caption function on YouTube to try to follow along. After Neil Gaiman apparently said “mining genitals” it all became very surreal…you should try it!

Amanda Palmer is so cute in this video, I am so in love with her. Jenny you have the most awesome people vouching for your awesomeness. I can’t wait for my pre-ordered kindle version to download!
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That is wonderful !!!

Oh, freakin’ SQUEEEE!!!

If I hadn’t already ordered a copy, this would convince me! Pure awesomosity.

I love you so much right now.

I love it! I love it so much I bookmarked it so I can watch it over and over! Congratulations Jenny – I’m so happy for you!
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Ha! I watched this right after preparing a tax return where there was the sale of a stock called “Silver Wheaton.” What you’ve got in your video is a Ssolid Gold Wheaton!
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I will be ordering one today. It’s great that they all participated.
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If you turn on the YouTube CC and have it transcribe the audio, you get some interesting word-order-things. It’s like it’s taking the English, translating it into Japanese, then Russian, then Kiswahili, then Spanish, then Chinese, and then back into English. It sort of almost makes sense. Sometimes. Here’s a transcript of what it squirted out at me (YMMV) — amazingly, it actually got a couple of them right:

Amanda Palmer:
my name’s czemy lawson
Neil Gaiman:
notepad sleep
mining his genitals
really is really actually over the whole book brought my life
as a poverty-stricken mentally unbalanced phil
by my father any taxes on this
poverty-stricken denver sleep alone
texas
Felicia Day:
dead
at remains critical close
based on the cover can’t
simply click least can be committee will these wanted security here
Jeri Ryan:
here at spouse and catholics and harm
Wil Wheaton:
just copy-cat leaning
managing lawson
and on written incredibly
tragedy losses
foggiest work
Jenny Lawson:
since i don’t know
statement
Wil Wheaton:
angie was in
under the book
do you no i was not supposed to be determined what you’re supposed to meet
you off
Jenny Lawson:
exactly
and hang in there
and send a message can diagnose someone should its online artisans here
plans and and and and cannot
marine
Wil Wheaton:
the scissors interested since
okay arent
on jenny wants
i’ve written a book
that’s funnier
loved one
actually i don’t believe it
considerably
and religion he wants
Jenny Lawson:
how do you think the things
you have
that
Wil Wheaton:
marina
persons
Jenny Lawson:
managed care
asking
accidents
you stand on
he she demands you honey
community
here you see prints
its time
scott
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I suddenly now have a huge crush on Wil Wheaton. I can’t wait for my book to come. Not only because I already know it’ll be funnier than the Bible, but because Wil Wheaton is hocking it on your behalf. And collating blank sheets of paper. At the same time. And all of those things are awesome.

My pea sized brain keeps forgetting that I’ve already pre-ordered the book. Thank God that Amazon remembers for me each time I try to order it again!
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This is the coolest thing to ever happen to someone I feel like I know.

The publisher’s book trailer didn’t make me want to buy your book… YOUR book trailer made me feel like I have to have it RIGHT NOW.
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Will you still be friends with all us little people now that you’ve rubbed elbows with the chosen ones in Hollywood? Hope so! Congratulations!
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That might be basically the most amazing thing ever. If anyone ISN’T convinced that they should read your book, they really don’t deserve to.
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The awesomeness of that epic video has rubbed off on all involved, including the viewers. I could feel myself become a good 12% more awesome just through watching. (I’m going to watch it again to see if I can make myself a quarter more awesome–as the second watching will give me at least another percentage in addition to the watching awesomeness percentage).

You of course, are the platonic ideal of awesome.
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OMG, OMG, OMG – The whole thing is awesome, but NEIL GAIMAN! Holy crap.

And, definitely, congratulations on writing a book that is funnier than the bible.

I think the best thing about this video besides the epicness of Wil and 7 of 9 is that it has pissed of Alec Baldwin.

That was totally awesome. They were all such good sports…except for the one who wanted us to call the cops.
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That is the awesomest book trailer in the history of book trailers. “Awesomest” is SO a word. So there.
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That. Fucking. Rocked. End of story.

Adorable. WilW is so high on the “cool” list, I just through the rest of the list away. Can’t wait to get my copy of the book! *flails around on the floor

This is SO MUCH BETTER than your publishers’ version, and your publishers’ version was already *really good*.

OK girlie. I’ve read the bible, and it’s freakin’ hilarious! If your book is funnier, it just might qualify as a secret weapon, a la Monte Python. I’m going to make sure that my will is up to date before I even open your book!

Awesomest book promo everest.
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Wow! Again, you show us how awesome some of our favorite actors are. Awesome attracts awesome.
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“You’re like Dumbo without a feather” Awesome!
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so awesome, you and your friends are very funny.. I was wondering about the origins of the taxidermy

Trying not to laugh out lou in a coffee shop. Too freaking hilarious:D

Jennifer, oh Jenny!

Nothing but pure happiness and joy for you!

1) cannot wait for my autographed book & book plate to arrive (still don’t know what a book plate is)
2) cannot wait to LICK you on April 19 in los angeles (i won’t really lick you)

I’ll be the petite lady with dark curly hair and a big-ass smile trying REALLY hard to look normal, but acting totally socially awkward and weird.

Thank you for inviting us along on for the ride!

xoxo
Simone of Simone Says (whoever the fuck that is)
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AHHH! I am so excited for you! And this trailer was hysterical. THANK YOU.

You are broken and wonderful Jenny.

But, really, wish you wouldn’t do Bible jokes, especially during Easter Week.

I mean, geez…
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Pure awesome!

Come to New Orleans on your book tour! We’re not so far away, and we would love to have you here! I’m sure you would get quite an audience.

That is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life.
Wil Wheaton is god.
Rock on.
K

*giggle*

seven of nine

*giggle*
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“seven of nine”??? *snort* Jeri Ryan is my new hero. Next to you, Wil, Neil, etc……
You are coming to D.C. right???

I am totally in love with you now, well all 5 or 6 of you. I know I am in love with all my personalities too and love that you have embraced all of yours!
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Completely verklempt at the awesome that video contained. I may never recover. Or at least not until I have that book in my grubby hands. Which are really grubby. Wow, I better do something about that tout de suite.
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This was the best thing I saw today Thanks! (And thanks to everyone who helped you…that was just incredible.)

PS Don’t let the haters get you down.

I want to buy your book, but I have a question. I have a Kindle and I want to know if I’ll miss anything from getting a Kindle edition instead of a hard copy.

Seriously, how cool would it be if they replaced all of the bibles in churches with copies of your book??
And if they replaced all of the wine with Vodka?
And all of the pictures of the big VMary showed her wearing a fluffy red ball gown?
And all the statues of baby Jesus were made of chocolate…
OMG….
Seriously, I can’t wait until your book arrives to my house. A giant congrats to you
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That video is amazing!!! I actually teared up at the awesomeness of it!!
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So you realize you are now more famous, tolerated and well liked than John Lennon right? Because when he made a “religious reference” he got crucified. So congrats to Jenny Lawson. The bitch can get away with anything lol
RESPECT yo
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This video is nothing short of hilarious. Seriously funny stuff. Can’t wait for your book!

I will admit, though, I am puzzled by all of this pearl-clutching about the Bible joke. Are these people losing their shit every time South Park airs an episode? Maybe they are and I’m just not paying attention. Are they freaking out about Felicia Day being held at knife point? Maybe they’re doing that, too, and I just haven’t seen it. But I would assume that anyone who enjoys reading your blog would be supportive of your irreverent, bombastic sort of humor. Actually, I would assume that anyone who enjoys your blog would be sufficiently fluent in sarcasm, but, once again, maybe I’m missing all of it. Maybe this is a super-serious website. Maybe it’s me who’s missing the point. Maybe I *should* go steal a bible. And then I can steal a research monkey. And then I’ll get a squirrel cover for my smartphone. OH MY GOD I SHOULD START LIVING MY LIFE LITERALLY ACCORDING TO THE BLOGGESS AND THEN WRITE MY OWN WEBSITE ABOUT IT.

Yup, gotta read it. I’ve been a silent follower of yours for a while now, but now that I’ve broken my silence, let me just say…you post some funny shit.
All of which is funnier than the Bible.
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SO HAPPY you added a Florida stop to your book tour!

This post cements my love for you!!! I LOVE the video too!

I am Jenny Lawson. And I approved this trailer. And I wrote an awesome book, too. That you must buy. Now.

OMG I LOVE YOU!

And Wil Wheaton? He’s fabulous.

You’re like a major celebrity, Jenny! Look at all the endorsements you got in that video. Well, except for the one where the woman was being held at knife point. The only thing that would make it better is if you could have gotten Matthew Broderick to say “I’m Jenny Lawson” and his wife SJP was in the background…
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ohmigowesome – that was so fun!

Ha! See, unlike the Bible, I would actually read your book. Then again, I’m Jewish, so most of the Bible doesn’t apply to me anyway.
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if that doesn’t move books, i don’t know what will. truly superly awesomely awesome.

and way funnier than the bible.

way.
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That trailer is funnier than *Stand by Me*… and by that I mean the version where everyone dies at the end.

Oh.My.God. That was AWESOME!!
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You make my life better. EVERY DAMN DAY. I’m so excited for your book….AND I hope that your book trailer (which is awesome beyond description) makes you realize a little more every day just how incredible you are. Even if you forget, we’re all here to remind you.

Seriously funny. So funny I want to give you money now.

omg. you just asked people to STEAL a copy of the bible. Right before Easter. You are AWESOME, Jenny!

ugh. you’re your mix up. I swear I’m not an idiot.

Haha! This video is awesome. But will definitely watch out for your book that you claim funnier than the Bible. Keep it up!
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That shit was funny.
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I keep watching this and it keeps making me giggle…

I just wanted to tell you Jenny you have an incredibly beautiful voice! I think I may just have to get your audio book as well, I bet everything sounds better and funnier in that wonderful voice.

I’ve never commented here before, but I’ve been a fan for awhile. I love your style and your wit. And this…? THIS WAS AWESOME. Thank you for making this happen. No really, thank you!

That was awesome!
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I totally could be Jenny Lawson, except for the fact that I look nothing like you and I am not even close to being as funny.

But I like tacos! I LIKE TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS! See, I am totally qualified. Call me.
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AWESOME!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

==============
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That was great! And, I must say, funnier than the Bible all on its own.

That is some stellar line-up you got for this, Jenny, a geek-fest delight. If I didn’t already love Will Wheaton, I sure do double now. Your next video… you licking these folks! Please? Pretty please?

I’ll be there at your New York signing (unless the new babysitter pulls a no-show like the old one did last week). So know there will be at least one (and likely many more) familiar face in the audience. And happy to slip you some Vodka in a water bottle, if you should so need.
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I am so jealous that you got to meet all those people geeks think are the most famous people in the world. My birthday is this week, I pre-ordered your book and told my husband that is what he is getting me for my birthday. He thought it was awesome that he didn’t have to go shopping, then I reminded him the kids might want to get me something. He swore. And I think I’m gonna do a photo cake with Juanita on it for my cake. I’ll be the only one who gets it but that’s ok. I will make them read your book when I have finished it and can lend them my copy. I would make them buy it, but they are odd ducks.
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Once I stopped laughing I realized that with a few more guest stars you could represent ALL of the Star Trek series. I’d be willing to bet you could convince George Takai to rep TOS. The only downside to this plan is that the awesome of your book would combine with the trekkie awesome by association and the resultant multiplication of the already immeasurable amount of awesome already in your book would probably create some sort of black hole, universe collapsing spacial anomaly paradoxical wibly wobly timey wimey STUFF.

This is really amazing Jenny! Thanks for providing the video here for us…
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That. Is. Awesome.

Hi…my name isn’t Jenny Lawson. And that makes me a little sad. Because I would pay good money (like $1.42…no really…cash!) to hang out with those people in your trailer. Or is that spelled trailor? Anyhow, CASH MONEY. Awesomesauce. Loved that.

Please come to Boston in the springtime!!!!
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I’m at work…and I closed the office door…so I could turn up the sound and watch it again.

Um. Wow. WOW.

My theology-geek husband swears that the Bible is funnier in Greek.

Wow. You have really AWESOME friends, especially Jeri Ryan, since she seems to not mind you having renamed her “Jeri Bigfoot” due to your having used up all your commas in your book.

Best wishes, and yes, we have your back.
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And, I can’t believe I just misspelled “trailer”. It must be Monday!
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I am so HAPPY you’re going to be in the South Florida area!!! I will definitely be there! YAY!!!
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any chance you can provide a transcript of this as the captions suck….

That was fantastic.
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Holy shit, this is sheer awesomeness!
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Holy crap, so funny. Congrats, dear!

Oh, dear LORD! If I weren’t buying the book already, this video would have convinced me to buy ten. How awesome are you!?!?! And all of them?!? Seriously!!
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So AWESOME – I am crying tears of joy for you! (and hearing YOUR voice makes me smile everytime I hear it! )

You attract all the best people! That was incredible!

That said, I fear Wil Wheaton’s paper collating needs have gotten out of control. The poor man clearly needs an assistant, and I volunteer for the job. I can collate like a motherfucking boss.

“It’s funnier than the Bible.”

“I swear to God.”

Frakking HILARIOUS!

This is remarkable! You better be right, though. I found the bible pretty damn laugh out loudable, so you’ve got a lot to hold up to.
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Awesomeness!!!! Neil Gaiman, Felicia Day? Mary Lynn, Jeri, a gorilla AND Will Wheaton? I mean, you have ALL my favorites in one hilarious package! You and Will need to have your own show or something…you’re absolutely hysterical together! Can’t’ wait for my book to get here!!!!
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I cannot wait to read this!

“It’s funnier than the Bible. Swear to God.” XD The interaction between you and Wil, which is absolutely priceless. I swear this is video heralds the approach of something of biblical proportions. Or…Harry Potter proportions (ergo, something of Lawson proportions). It’s an absolute nerdfest contained in 3.5 minutes.

oddly enough, I would have to steal a copy of the bible to compare your book to the bible, because I don’t own one…..A preacher’s daughter from Georgia stealing a bible….lmao

That is BAD TO THE BONE!!! Are you freaking out???!! I’m totally freaking out!!
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I bet if you donated this to my library, it would get stolen right away. Which around here either means it is better than the Bible and/or contains exam materials for the military or discusses ghost, witches or the Loch Ness Monster. If it were only as good as the Bible, people would just write notes in it, white things out, and draw lines to save your soul. Which would be good too.

Also, Felicia Day rocks, and Wil Wheaton is obviously a superior human being in all ways.

HOLY COW! That was freaking awesome. That you got Neil Gaimed to say “I’m Jenny Lawson” is about the most amusing thing, ever. I worship at your feet!

I don’t know how you didn’t spend 2 days laughing your ass off while Wheaton was collating his blank paper. Seriously, I admire you for writing your life story, dealing with your depression, making Victor nuts, being shitsnacks funny on your blog, but not falling off the chair laughing at Wil, that’s a fucking accomplishment of epic proportion. Cheers lady – you earned it!

and once again you have made my day!
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Every time I encounter you, I end up giggling uncontrollably. Wait, is this out in e-reader version?

FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC! I wish I could have this put on a shirt and it would just play constantly.
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I have to say that this film was absolutely breathtaking. From the casting, to the directing and even the film score. I think the person holding knife should be up for best supporting actor, and Victor’s portrayal of Jesus and his brave (if not risky) defamation of the Bible? Stunning! Neil Gaiman should win as best performance in a female lead for his moving performance as Jenny Lawson. Bravo! (Standing O)

Indeed……
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–>Hi, I’m Jenny Lawson and I wrote a book that is funnier than the Bible. *That’s* why it’s in this hotel room. Just dial 0 for the Operator.”

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HOLY SHITSNACKS. I might have to watch this at least eleventy billion times today.
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I hate to seem critical, but I don’t find any of this funny. Sounds more like winny slightly over weight white women trying to be funny, but not succeeding.

I don’t see the appeel or the humor.
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That was awesome (in a sing song voice) and looked like so much fun!
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Holy moo-fo-ing cow! I saw this on Wheaton’s tumblr first and was all like, “woah, wait, what?!?!” and then I watched it and threw up because the awesomeness going in through my eyes was overwhelming like a fifty-pound chocolate cherry-cordial cheesecake with sprinkles and I couldn’t contain it so it had to come back out somehow and how do you even LIVE with yourself?!?! Do you have to ask your reflection for an autograph every time you pass a mirror? Do you just shake with amazingness all the time like a little chihuahua (they don’t shake because they’re awesome, though, they shake because they’re neurotic)
I can’t even begin to describe how overwhelmingly impressed I am at this video and how amazing you are, in general.

That was awesomely funny.

holey crabcakes Jenny!! frikken awesomeness!

That was the greatest ad and internet video I have ever seen. Damn it, now I actually want to go buy your book. Curse you creative woman.

Best promo video. Ever.

H*I*L*A*R*I*O*U*S!!!!!

Love the promo piece. Just bummed that the blog tour isn’t coming to Philadelphia!
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Too funny!
And I scored tickets for your L.A. talk! So excited…I can’t wait!

LOVE!!!
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This is the awesomest trailor EVER… and you’re coming to my ‘hood in a week-ish, I am so hoping to be there to see you bring the awesome in person (provided my baby doesnt go into mega-barfing territory again, though that’s always a real worry in these parts)

You are insane, fucking love it. Wil rules.

Dear God that was funny as hell! I am so glad I pre-ordered my book, I can’t wait till it comes out!

Jenny,
Are you coming to Seattle? I have four copies of your book pre-ordered. I know four copies may not warrant a stop in Seattle, but I am sure more of us in the Pacific Northwest have purchased your hilarious book.

Fingers crossed!
Ashley

I can’t, I don’t I don’t even have words for how AWESOME that was.

Jenni, Will stole the show………………..Too funny…..Congradulations.

SQUUEEEEEEE!!!!! That was all levels of awesomeness! I’m going to go out and steal a bible RIGHT NOW and read it while I’m waiting for your funnier-than-the-Bible book to arrive on my doorstep!
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So hilarious. I love that all these fine folks did that with/for you! THey all rock.
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I. Fucking. Love. You.
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That’s beyond awesome! What incredibly cool people.

What isn’t cool is that I just realized that your book will likely hit my doorstep the day after I leave for vacation. Damn damn damn.
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Your book just may become my Bible. Really.

I’m Jenny Lawson and I can’t wait to read your book

Will you please come to Tampa on your book tour? I would shower you with the love of one bajillion enchiladas!
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You rock!!!!!!!!! And I think you’ve proven that keeping secrets is a good idea. Look how happy everyone is!
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Long time fan, first time commenter.

That f’in rocked.

I am Spartacus! No, wait….I am Jenny Lawson!

Jeri Ryan is awesome!

Holy freaking crap! You got Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer to pretend to be you??? Seriously, you are obviously insanely famous!

Wil Wheaton + Neil Gaiman + Alicia Day + Amanda Palmer
I think this video is breaking some sort of cosmic law and some planets will be colliding soon.
Really, Jenny, only you could have pulled this off.
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Absolutely scrumptious! I’m coming out to see you in SF, dearie.

The only two people I recognize on there are Wil and Jeri.

OMG, I’m a trekky !!
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Love this. So excited to get my copy in the mail!!!!!

#IamJennyLawson should totally become a twitter thing.

I’m in absolute awe. Also, DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE THIS FAMOUS?!?!?
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So freaking awesome!!!
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I watched this the other day and I’m still thinking about it. So. Freaking. Excited.
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OMG, amazing!! It almost makes me want to read the Bible! I can’t wait to read this book… ) Congrats Jenny! I’m so proud of you girl!
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OMG! You just made the fact that I have to sit through a Quality Enhancement Plan meeting for two and a half hours this afternoon so much more bearable!!! One of my co-workers and I won’t be able to look at each other for fear of giggling through what I’m sure is going to be a snooze fest! I’m only disappointed that I can’t go see you on your book tour. I need to know how to get my hands on a signed copy of this book!!!

You are so awesome it hurts. HURTS SO GOOD.

….that was awkward, wasn’t it?

That’s awesome! Congratulations!
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This trailer is perfection! Seriously, the Penguin trailer was kind of lackluster, but this one is brimming with luster. So, so lustrous. (Plus, I can’t say how delighted I am that you and Wil, Jeri, Neil & Amanda, and Felicia — people that I’ve adored separately for years — are coming together like this! Add Neil DeGrasse Tyson to your crew and I might keel right over with happiness.) I’m looking forward to my pre-ordered copy and crossing my fingers that you add a Denver/Boulder area signing stop.

I laughed so hard I cried. Then, had to pause the video to finish laugh-crying. Started again, laughcried, paused again. Completely lost it during Wil Wheaton’s section, because he was OH MY GOD COLLATING PAPER. Then had to watch it all again to see it as a whole.

This is classic. Amazing. Funnier than the bible.

This is AMAZING and I love it. I hope your book sells a million copies!
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You should be wearing this alligator headdress in your trailer.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/74660638/the-gator-feather-headdress

We need a Jenny day where we are ALL Jenny Lawson and get drunk on wine slushies.

Ok…I sucked it up, grew a pair, and nominated you for the Sunshine award.

Really, it’s Claire’s fault, because she listed you, too, and I was too chicken, because, you know, you’re like this GINORMOUS blogger with a whole line of big metal chicken products, and little ol’ me? I’ve only been doing this for a few months, but Claire & I both attended the party in your bathroom, so what the hell, right?

You’ve been pretty damned inspirational to this ol’ girl…

http://wp.me/p1ZTXI-6Z

Thanks for the laughs…and the Beyonce stick puppet. Even my BOSS knows her name. “Hey, Jules, is that BEYONCE in your pencil holder???” Why, yes. Yes, it is.
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Best book trailer ever. I might even stand in line for you and say “I knew her when… like WAY before her book was funnier than the Bible!”
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That is the best “commercial” ever!!!! Very proud of you!!! & sending your book to my friend in England for her Birthday – I can’t wait to read it! Congratulations & best wishes!!!!

DEAR GOD. I’m so in love with this… I’d marry it if that were possible.
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Holy Fucking Shit Tacos! THAT’S NEIL GAIMAN! Great! Nothing I accomplish in my life will EVER be able to compete with THAT! I should just go back to bed now before I do something really stupid… like eating that huge tube of cookie dough or watching steel magnolias…after I finish watching the NEIL video… (I only got to the part where Neil says he is you before I was Like Holy fucking shit tacos I need to post a comment!)… guess now that my life has been proved irrelevant I might as well finish watching… Where the hell’s the Vodka? (and the cookie dough)

Eeeeekkk and Amanda Palmer! hating just a little right now!

oh my god i love it! is your book going to be available on Kindle? It’s exactly the type of thing I want to read on my morning metro commute. laughing hysterically to yourself ALWAYS gets you a row of seats all to yourself, no matter how crowded the train is.

Neil Gaiman?!?!?!! How did you do this? I’m impressed. All that was missing from that video was you chasing Nathan Fillion down the street, hurling a ball of twine at his butt.
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“I’m Jenny Lawson” is the new “I am Spartacus/Brian” but without, you know, the crucifixions.

When Neil Gaiman popped up, I absolutely thought he was about to say, “I’m Jenny Lawson, and so’s my wife.”

The Bible bit reminded of the blurb for Good Omens (by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett) that’s Clive Barker blurbing, “The Apocalypse has never been funnier.”

Anyway, great material, wonderful people, and yes, I just fell in love with Jeri Ryan.

Brilliant stuff. Worthy of the wonderful book, I’m sure.

Dear Jenny,

I read your tour dates and, despite your claim, you are not coming to me. I live in Wilmington, Delaware. Sometimes it sucks living in Delaware, because nobody ever visits. This makes Delawarians sad.

Please visit us. Then I can be a happy veterinarian (it is very important that veterinarians be happy, or else we give you totally made up advice about your pet).

Sandra

disclaimer: veterinarians never actually do this…we really do try to work for the welfare of animals to the best of our abilities.

You rule. So hard.
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Oh mah gawd you’re adorable! I want to kidnap you and then force you to read things to me. Cereal boxes. Ramen Noodle Instructions. Subtitles from foreign movies.

I have no idea why you would have that social anxiety problem. You are just the cutest thing ever! I’ll bet everyone wants to pinch your cheeks. Oh wait, I think I’m starting to understand why you hide in bathrooms now… your cheeks would totally get sore if everyone was pinching them all the time. I think I would freak too if everyone thought I was that awesome.

Seriously though: great writing. Love the blog!
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I’m going to go collate some printer paper in solidarity! Right now!
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Oh man I lol’d to tears. I loved this so much.

Why Isn’t your book out yet!? I want to read it now. Like right now. right now.

My heart is broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just went to check and see if my copy of your book ever shipped, and apparently the transaction was cancelled because our credit card had expired. *FACE PALM* What kills me, is that I preordered it like, the DAY you announced it! And I had even registered to receive a signed book plate too.

Based upon your sheer bravery in appearing in the video (although, I imagine having Wil there made it easier), I pre-ordered your book as soon as the video ended. I don’t ever do that. Not ever. I suppose, though, that the bravery part was only the impetus, as I’m pretty sure this will be the best read since… Well… Since Ever.
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Oh my LORD, I cried at Jeri Ryan’s line! Too funny and an awesome book trailer!
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That is awesome! It’s funny, creative, and so…..you!
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My speakers are busted so I chose to have youtube transcribe the dialogue for me. I’m sure it’s not a patch on the actual audio but it is strangely awesome in it’s own way.

Must run, I’m trying to get back up to date here!

Spec. Tac. U. Lar!!!!
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