June 2013 – The Bloggess

I screamed “ME TOO” at more than half of these.

Yesterday I used twitter for what it was made for: admitting mortifying true statements which you’d only ever admit during slumber parties or when really, really drunk. me: “True story: I always thought that Smurfette and Loni Anderson were related because they had the same hair.” I expected crickets, but instead a flood of peopleContinue reading “I screamed “ME TOO” at more than half of these.”

There’s probably a typo in here. Possibly several.

I guess it depends on what you’re using them for.

A series of text messages I got from a completely random number: them: Do I need all of these corpses? me: Daddy? them: What? me: Is this my father? them: Larry? me: No. I think you have the wrong number. Them: Sorry. me: But wait…why DO you have so many corpses? them: Why didContinue reading “I guess it depends on what you’re using them for.”

A small step forward

Skip this post if you aren’t for gay rights. No judgement. Just come back tomorrow, okay? For everyone else? Today we celebrate a small step forward. Yeehaw, motherfuckers. “No freedom until we’re equal. Damn right I support it.”

Marketing done right.

I get lots of books mailed to me because people want me to write about them, but I usually don’t because I suck at time-management, and so I end up with piles of books around my desk which I plan to read one day when deadlines don’t exist anymore. I sort them into piles labeledContinue reading “Marketing done right.”

Lessons I learned from horror movies

Conversations with Victor: me: I think if I found myself in a scary movie I’d go hang out at a retirement home. Elderly people almost never get targeted by movie-based serial killers. And even if the ghost/axe murderer/whatever showed up at the old-folks-home I’d still be way faster than most of the non-ambulatory people. Plus, they’ve already lived theirContinue reading “Lessons I learned from horror movies”