You know how on Friday I wrote about how we couldn’t find any eclipse glasses? Well I decided to go old-school and make a pinhole camera and then this happened:
#solareclipse2017 I tried to make a wearable pinhole projector out of a cardboard box and Hailey saw me and started filming and narrating as if I was a disturbed, loitering stranger on the lawn and then I lost my balance and almost fell and my neighbor had been parked and watching me wearing a box on my head the whole time. Also, the thing I thought was the sun was a speck of styrofoam. WTF, me.
PS. No makeup, sweaty, hair in a pony tail, being (adorably) mocked by my child while WEARING A BOX ON MY HEAD. I am the antithesis of every shiny and perfect instagram selfie. WORTH IT.
PPS. That is not even the most embarrassing part of this story. I’m saving that for my next book. It’s that horrific.