Naked pictures of me

March 27, 2008

in Random crap,this blog cures cancer

You know what is really unsettling?  Getting 10 emails from people asking if you’d seen the “naked” picture of yourself on the uber-popular Joy Unexpected.

Then, trying to go there and only being able to see this:

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Comment of the day:  I got right through, Jenny. I’m not sure whether Websense thinks the picture of you is tasteless or the fart-flavored fruit juice is tasteless.  Oh, wait. Duh.  Fart-flavored anything can’t be tasteless.  It tastes like farts.  ~Sandy

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1 Julie March 27, 2008 at 6:33 am

Naked? Jenny, why you always gotta be flaunting your ‘stuff’?

2 AB March 27, 2008 at 6:37 am

You can just thank your lucky stars that it wasn’t a “naked” picture of me. While we’re at it, your retinas should be thanking me too.

AB’s last blog post..Public Schools, Guns & Money (with apologies to Warren Zevon)

3 Kyla March 27, 2008 at 7:11 am

Hahahaha! Awesome. Pure awesome.

Kyla’s last blog post..The Interview

4 Houston March 27, 2008 at 7:17 am

Do naked cartoons of me count????

Houston’s last blog post..The Adventures Of Ben

5 jody March 27, 2008 at 7:25 am

LOL

Gravity took advantage of my naked and things have never been the same since. 4 kids will do that to ya.

6 claire March 27, 2008 at 7:31 am

Damn you, Websense. I got the same thing.

It’s just like you to have a “tasteless” naked photo, isn’t it.

claire’s last blog post..COULD IT MAYBE GET BETTER NOW??

7 Catazon March 27, 2008 at 7:36 am

Score! Our Websense is ok with “Tasteless” although it has a major problem with “E-mail” and “Personal Network Storage.” If you ask me, whoever’s programming Websense has NO sense.

Catazon’s last blog post..Another Rodeo Plug

8 MichaelTAdams March 27, 2008 at 7:37 am

Well, my web filter let me in. And now i’m disappointed. Will I survive? Maybe. Maybe not.

MichaelTAdams’s last blog post..I watched MOVIES! and ate candy.

9 markira March 27, 2008 at 7:39 am

I have no Websense and thus was able to get right through to the naked Bloggess. Awesome.

Naked markira? Nobody wants that. Really.

markira’s last blog post..I Am Not Amused

10 kittenpie March 27, 2008 at 7:50 am

Well, my work doesn’t filter, so I saw it ans as usual, you look gorgy.

kittenpie’s last blog post..Ancient Rhythms

11 Sandy March 27, 2008 at 8:03 am

I got right through, Jenny. I’m not sure whether Websense thinks the picture of you is tasteless or the fart-flavored fruit juice is tasteless. Oh, wait. Duh. Fart-flavored anything can’t be tasteless. It tastes like farts…lol.

Sandy’s last blog post..Thankful Thursday

12 Lisa March 27, 2008 at 8:04 am

I loves me some naked bloggess!

13 Tracy March 27, 2008 at 8:06 am

Jenny – you are totally tasteless and that is why I love you so!!!

14 furiousball March 27, 2008 at 8:10 am

OK, I’m calling a foul. I see “Naked pictures of me” and I’m thinking, sweet, someone finally started that meme.

I think it’s a sign of arriving when websense blocks your shit.

furiousball’s last blog post..Geoffrey Rush’s flabby white ass contractual clause

15 Jennifer H March 27, 2008 at 8:21 am

If I had WebSense I would cancel it immediately (except on my kids’ computer, of course. Really.) Just like if I didn’t have Showtime, I would ORDER it immediately.

Hilarious.

Jennifer H’s last blog post..The Love Affair Is Over (or, Things I Swore I Would Never Write About)

16 Nancy March 27, 2008 at 8:23 am

Bwa-hahahah

Add a bowl of chili and it would be hot, spicy, and naked!

17 Y March 27, 2008 at 8:29 am

I’ve had people email me before telling me that they tried to read my blog from the hospital or from work and it was blocked and deemed “TASTELESS” but to see it like that? HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud.

I love you, man.

Y’s last blog post..Juicy “Fruit”.

18 liv March 27, 2008 at 8:32 am

get yo junk out, girl.

19 discojamboree March 27, 2008 at 8:42 am

Naked Blogess? Sounds like Thursday afternoons in the office after you clean out the secret stash. No wonder I din’t see you on Fridays. Hope your face feels better, you rock.

20 discojamboree March 27, 2008 at 8:43 am

Don’t see you. The “I” key is right next to the “O” key and I’m a little buzzed, so…

discojamboree’s last blog post..Uncomfortableness in an elevator?

21 Miss Britt March 27, 2008 at 9:01 am

Ha! I feel so much better now!

I am constantly getting emails saying “your post on guacamole is flagged by my IT department as “pornographic”.”

I wonder if I’ve been called Tasteless.

By a computer, I mean.

Miss Britt’s last blog post..Hear Thee, Hear Thee

22 ali March 27, 2008 at 9:01 am

Wow. Just like living in Communist China. Just like.

(Booo China, by the way. Yaaaaay Tibet.)

ali’s last blog post..Important Realization

23 Robin March 27, 2008 at 9:22 am

1) You’re the Queen of Bait and Switch (or is that Queen of the Double Entendre??)!

2) I think Kittenpie called you fat…nice thanks for being comment of the day a few days earlier….

3) It’s abundantly clear the post was screened as “tasteless” based on y’s lip-smackin’ (or was that stomach hurling?) review of nekkid energy drinks….

4) How soon people forget you started the NAKED MEME ages ago???!!

http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/archives/2007/06/the_final_meme_1.html

I’m not sure it ever actually caught on,though….

Robin’s last blog post..Rolling the dice (15 Words or Less Poems)

24 Deb March 27, 2008 at 9:23 am

I’m quite sure that if someone posted my naked pics, the internet would explode.

You rock.

25 Becky Mochaface March 27, 2008 at 9:29 am

What a racy pic! You should increase your rates to your husband

Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Hump Day Humor: The Surrogate

26 Yvette March 27, 2008 at 9:36 am

FREE TIBET
(with purchase of country of equal or greater value)

27 Captain Steve March 27, 2008 at 9:41 am

I am a tasteless immoral hussy and I got in! Those are also the reasons I don’t have websense, most likely. Gots to be able to get the porn.

Captain Steve’s last blog post..Happy Easter Monday.

28 Sara March 27, 2008 at 10:05 am

I looked at it and the pic wasn’t too bad. Nice work.

Sara’s last blog post..Find Love in the Check-Out Line

29 we_be_toys March 27, 2008 at 10:54 am

See now, I go over there, thinking “wow, what a ballzy chick, to pose nekkid. she’s just like Demi Moore or something.” Then i get there and its a NEKKID BOTTLE!
I am a little disappointed, but also? A little relieved, though I am calling that bottle’s mother today.
“Shocking. I am shocked.” – Joan Cusak

we_be_toys’s last blog post..Trip to Wales~Part I

30 Greta March 27, 2008 at 10:58 am

Ok, I ‘m old. It took me a couple of passes to figure out what the hell was going on.

You look awesome naked! I agree that you look like you would taste like farts though.

Greta’s last blog post..Biggest Loser Bob is My Maharishi?Also, is Mariah Carey trying to Kill Us?

31 gwendomama March 27, 2008 at 11:55 am

you look great naked.

gwendomama’s last blog post..Birthdays of Ghosts

32 Sayre March 27, 2008 at 11:56 am

I saw myself naked yesterday. Then I called in sick.

Sayre’s last blog post..Stuff and stuff

33 Chris March 27, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Not blocked at my employer. Y’all must work for prudes!

Although at my last job, websense blocked this site as Category: Personal

Chris’s last blog post..I Can Haz Prozac?

34 Anglophile Football Fanatic March 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Oh, Jenny! How horrible that you are out there and can’t even view to comment. Simply not fair.

Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Who’s afraid of the big FAT wolf?

35 The Pear Lady March 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Trying to get out of working by surfing porn again, I see. ha-ha! Good link you posted there…Y’s full of sarcastic wit – love it! :D

The Pear Lady’s last blog post..Sick – A Parody of Madness Unleashed

36 The Introvert March 27, 2008 at 12:36 pm

So not what I was expecting. Especially since the first picture I came to was a non-naked, grumpy-looking chick flipping me off who didn’t look like you at all and I was all “Is Jenny still high?”

The Introvert’s last blog post..retribution

37 magpie March 27, 2008 at 12:38 pm

I love that – the category tasteless is filtered.

magpie’s last blog post..Oh the Google, the Google searchers..

38 biddy March 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm

hahaha ours does that too!!

we also have one that says something like “completely irrelevant to company business”

biddy’s last blog post..i just THOUGHT the Instead Cup was bad…

39 Kimberly March 27, 2008 at 1:44 pm

That’s why I don’t have a job.

Kimberly’s last blog post..Evil in the Refrigerator

40 Luann March 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I heart both of you. I saw Joy’s post this morning and saw you referenced and felt all proud like you’re MINE or something.

Luann’s last blog post..Three weeks already

41 Just A. Reader March 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm

No, Luann! She’s MINE!!!

Uh, not that I’m a stalker or anything. Really. There’s no need for a restraining order.

42 Burgh Baby's Mom March 27, 2008 at 3:01 pm

The only thing dumber than WebSense is the person who decided to install it.

I have to say, that is the most tasteful naked photo I have ever seen. Really.

Burgh Baby’s Mom’s last blog post..We Joined the Pickle Club

43 amanda March 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

And you looked so hot…

amanda’s last blog post..Hey, that’s mine!

44 Jerseygirl89 March 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm

This is why I love working from home – no more websense!

By the way, you look great naked.

Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..Cool News

45 Kelley March 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm

and that is one hot picture of you too. Damn, you didn’t get to see it. I believe it was taken from a camera hidden in the light fixture above your bed. Who would have thought that a person could get into a position like that without a pulley system…

Kelley’s last blog post..All these horror birth stories clogging up the blogosphere

46 Jennifer March 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Shit, I’ve been called so many things I’d gladly take “tasteless” as a compliment…

Jennifer’s last blog post..In Other News…

47 daysgoby March 27, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Y caught you at a good angle there, Jenn….

daysgoby’s last blog post..dictionary definition

48 kelly March 27, 2008 at 7:11 pm

That, my friend, was a tease. I was totally expecting tits and ass.

Speaking of websense, this lovely sight is blocked at the middle school I work in, seems our district doesn’t want the likes of you warping the youth of America. Nice, huh?

kelly’s last blog post..I Wanna Be Pretty Again

49 Spamboy March 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Tease! Just for that, I am going to tell that giant squid where to find you.

Spamboy’s last blog post..Hello Mother, Hello Father

50 jac March 27, 2008 at 8:18 pm

ya’ll just spell nekkid wrong!

jac’s last blog post..truthiness in the morning

51 Maggie, dammit March 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm

First you, now her. I’m always the last to know. So glad I’ve found you both, nekkid or no.

Maggie, dammit’s last blog post..Freddy

52 Kathy from Hot Mommas Project March 27, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Hey, I’m a business chick. You need to sell that $&@!. Dot dot smileyface.

53 flutter March 27, 2008 at 10:49 pm

I guess that’s better than “exceeds bandwidth”

flutter’s last blog post..a tale of two blondes

54 Jessica March 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm

Wow, you sure look tasty.

Also, try a proxy, woman!

Jessica’s last blog post..And the award for most creative use of Peeps goes to…

55 Vanessa March 28, 2008 at 1:05 am

Funny, I was coming here to tell you I saw you there, but obviously you already know! I’ll shut up now….

56 Ed T. March 28, 2008 at 3:25 am

At least that is better than the “bear naked” picture of me – covered in chocolate.

ewww…
~EdT.

57 Queen of the Mayhem March 28, 2008 at 6:16 am

MAN! I hate when the filter keeps me from seeing the naked pictures of myself! Luckily for me….I have them in SO many places…there is always a way around the blockage! (hee-hee)

PS: If I could hang out with you and Julie….I would move TOMORROW! :)

Queen of the Mayhem’s last blog post..The Queen Goes Political

58 Jacki March 28, 2008 at 6:26 am

Don’t you just love technology?!?!?!

My husband and I liked to send each other crazy cards from the site kinkycards.com but when we swtiched from Verizon to Comcast we suddenly found out that stooopid ComcASSt email filters blocks all emails from that site. Something about it being considered spam.

Jacki’s last blog post..Such is life

59 epiphenita March 28, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Shit, I wish a “Tasteless” filter would slam the door on me. I keep getting dumped by “Foul Language” and “Lascivious” filters.

epiphenita’s last blog post..epiphenita extols euphemism

60 CrysOHara January 7, 2009 at 3:13 am

You know what the worse things is about reading your post is all I could think of I used to buy Websense when I worked for a reseller. How sad is that. My husband I love your Blog. I send him links when he’s at work and then tell him not to read it until he gets home.

CrysOHara’s last blog post..Comfort Zone

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