So yesterday I got a box of body parts in the mail and when I pieced them all together they were a bunch of angry cross-dressers.
I couldn’t make this shit up.
Lego sent me this to celebrate their new line or anniversary or something and I honestly have no idea what the hell to say here except that this pretty much sums up my entire life. Other bloggers get invited to go on CNN or get free furniture. I get an angry transvestite army.
Even my kid was like “Fucking-A, this shit is disturbing” except that she’s three so it was more like she picked up the girl/boy and said in a really deep, masculine voice “My name is Lori?” and then looked to me for guidance and I was all “I got nothin’, kid” and Victor couldn’t stop laughing.
And let me just go on record here as saying that I am a HUGE supporter of the transgendered community and I think Eddie Izzard in drag is 10 times hotter than Brad Pitt covered in nougat, but this is just bizarre. There was not one face in the box that wasn’t the threatening moustachioed dude.
PS. Someone just sent me the lego version of Eddie Izzard’s “cake or death”. I’m still confused but at least it makes this post slightly more cohesive*.
*No, it really doesn’t really at all.
Update: So it turns out that this angry moustachioed head is most often used in sets where he plays a patient about to undergo some sort of procedure. Of course it is.
Also, I got a very nice response from Lego which said “ Each kit was supposed to contain an assortment of random parts; however, it looks like yours somehow consisted only of angry mustache faces. Please know that this was not at all done intentionally or to freak anyone out in any way.” I also heard from several other people who got packages from Lego and none of them contained the angry moustachioed man head. So basically I control the entire market. It’s a lot like cornering the market on gold, which is enviable and glamorous. Only switch “gold” with “angry moustachioed heads”, and “enviable and glamorous” with “perplexing and mildly uncomfortable.”
Comment of the day: It’s like a bunch of tiny Tony Orlandos. ~Missie
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you didn’t have a tranny set of legos growing up? weirdo
i need to go wax my vag and balls, brb
furiousBall’s last blog post..Ergo, a good day
I laughed until I cried- a horrible hyena laugh that my almost 2 year old imitated. I have been mocked by a child.
WEIRD!
Kimberly C’s last blog post..Vanity.
The first photo looks much like a reenactment of last nights floor vote at the Democratic convention, except the angrylegovestites are not holding up signs and crying.
I’m glad Lego is educating our youth that all transgendered people are angry moustached men…
gingela5’s last blog post..Out of All of the Cards in the Deck…
OMG. The Eddie Izzard Lego bits are fucking hilarious. Have you seen the Star Wars one?
I’m waiting on Lego to explain wtf this is all about. LOL
Maria’s last blog post..Thank You, Hilary.
I can’t wait for that Lego game to come out on the Wii. Move over Star Wars and Indiana Jones. They could make it part games skills like running in heels and part Guitar Hero except you’d be singing “It’s raining men.”
Captain Dumbass’s last blog post..Thursday, Because You’re Sexy
Am I the only one who really, really wants this set?
I see hours and hours of workplace fun right there. Oh, I suppose I could let the kids have them but then *I* wouldn’t get to have any fun…
T’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
“Other bloggers get invited to go on CNN or get free furniture. I get an angry transvestite army. ”
And that is why you’re in my reader.
Writer Dad’s last blog post..A Breath of Fresh Air
Anything Eddie Izzard rocks my world. I love his bit on the cunning use of flags. And about queues.
My father saw him in NYC a month ago. I had a moment of panic when he called me, the day of the show, to tell me he was going. I was all like How fast can I make it to NYC? Could I get away with robbing someone for a ticket? OMG, how the hell am I going to get to NYC??? I NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT AWAY.
I never made it to the show, but I heard it was a good one.
A.C.’s last blog post..It’s not fair!
I think China fucked up and put mean faces on all the Lego peeps.
CarolynOnline’s last blog post..Train to Weirdville: Platform 2.
Dude. Those are awesome.
Maria’s last blog post..no kisses at school, only hugs
My 3-year-old looked over my shoulder and said “Why are they so mad?” Kudos, Lego, on a job well done.
Katie’s last blog post..Editors? Hello?
So all the girlie transvestites are sluts and the manly transvestites are working men? Nice job, Lego.
Wow. Well, at least you got something memorable. No telling what they’d go for on ebay…
Fit Bottomed Girls’s last blog post..Gilad: The 60 & 30 Minute Low-Impact Workouts
That is fantastic.
Combine it with some firemen and western sets and you’ve got the village people on holiday.
You made me very happy. (Again.)
I think the did that on purpose because they knew your post would generate much attention from you wondering WTF? LOL
I hope you at least get a toaster next promotion *wink*
Um..I’m not sure what to make of this other than Lego is a very, very progressive company. I’m now rethinking our trip to Lego Land. Now we are DEFINITELY going.
jenboglass’s last blog post..Working Out For Each Other
I NEED some of these! Izzard is one of my favorite actors – I got to see his show live earlier this summer – amazing! But really, how can I get these legos?
Well, I’d be pissed off too is someone sent me off before I had my upper lip waxed and I had to wear purple (pink?) sequins!
Wait, are you sure this was just not a reader goofing on you?
Or perhaps this was the Lego Hermaphrodite Special Edition. Did you not get the press release on that. I hear Toys ‘r Us is doing a major transgender day to kick this off.
I like Ingrid’s idea. If I recall my son used to mix all the sets up anyway. Perhaps this was a child driven initiative!
amyz5’s last blog post..Lavatory Services?
It’s like a bunch of tiny Tony Orlandos.
Missie’s last blog post..My life, summed up in picture form
Somewhere in the bloggy world someone is laughing that they got you. When I saw your tweet about it I was all WTH? And now seeing what they are well, WHAT THE HELL? Seriously funny, yet totally disturbing.
KD @ A Bit Squirrelly’s last blog post..It’s Like Crack But Legal
Bahhawhahahahaaha!
Laughing hystarically! That is too freaking funny. Best think I read/seen all week.
jenni’s last blog post..The Fabled Routine of Parenthood
If we had an angry transvestite army, we would totally win every war out there. And probably look amazing doing it.
Marinka’s last blog post..Allowance Update: The Recession
those are awesome! my son’s favorite game is lego star wars. these are pretty awesome and disturbing.
i agree that eddie izzard is quite hot in drag, and out of drag. he’s big talent.
piglet’s last blog post..the longest post in the history of long posts, WITH PRIZES!
had to check this out after that tweet! sooo worth it! that’s funny as hell!!!
Paula’s last blog post..Ironcupcake Challenge: Chili Pepper
Now did they all come with little, teeny gaffs as well or did you have to help them tuck?
Jim’s last blog post..How to kill your IT Department plus the seperate topic of Kindergarten
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Fianna’s last blog post..Palpatations
Somebody at Lego just has a wicked sense of humor and knew that if they sent this to you, you’d write a hysterical post about it. Just like this one!
Jeff’s last blog post..Five Hundred
Damn it – I want my own angry transvestite army.
It’s not even Christmas. The universe is once again playing favorites.
Amy in Ohio’s last blog post..Cha-Ching
OMG I want a box of angry crossdressing Legos!! In fact. I think I need it.
Alejandra’s last blog post..A Delightful Giveaway!
Maybe these are really women Lego that just haven’t been able to make their salon waxing appt….
Someone obviously put LSD in the coffee creamer that day, at Lego!
Auds’s last blog post..The Revenge of the Vacuum Cleaner
Ok, I got nothin witty since I’ve only taken one sip of coffee so far today. Just want to say thanks. This might be the highlight of my day. Really, Thanks!
Uh. Looks like somebody was snoozing at the Lego factory. There is a bunch of Lego heads sitting somewhere.
And that sentence is sort of disturbing.
Mrs. Who’s last blog post..The Fashion Domino Effect, Or Tim Gunn And I Are JUSTLIKETHIS
Let’s not forget Eddie Izzard is an *executive* transvestite…
If you haven’t seen it yet, look up his piece on Darth Vader in the Death Star canteen. Pure genius.
Er, Bloggess, there’s no denying your unusual status within the celebrity blogosphere. Just remember, there are kids in Africa who’d do anything to have a cross-dressing lego army… ok, maybe not.
Noopster’s last blog post..Radical Tele-marketers and my fatal error
I think the lego semi-dude in the overhalls is HAWT. Perhaps it’s the way Lego was able to properly depict transvestite immigrant farmers in their true light on a little inch-and-a-half plastic toy…? I don’t know. But this is definitely art.
I’ll admit to making transgender Lego people as a kid by switching around the hair, bodies and faces. But to receive a whole box of Lego people and they all have that scary man face is just plain bizarre.
T with Honey’s last blog post..How to remove a bat from your house
I absolutely love how they have long hair and ponytails and shit. Goes perfectly with the mustaches and sequiny tops. Now what do you suppose has got them all upset? I think it’s because they weren’t given cute shoes to go with those sequins.
Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Hump Day Humor: Michael Phelps Returns Home
I’m pretty creeped out by this. I’m not even going to lie.
My favorite is the Eddie Izzard Star Wars Lego one. It’s on youtube if you haven’t seen it!
Homer Montana?
Miles Cyrus?
I got nothin’ that’s just weird.
Manic Mommy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
My comment disappeared…Are these being moderated, or did it get eaten?
3carnations’s last blog post..…and that’s why I’m in charge of keeping track of things
Ugh. It got eaten.
I wondered how you got on that list – My son would LOVE those. My mom just gave him MY old Legos.
3carnations’s last blog post..…and that’s why I’m in charge of keeping track of things
That is just plain disturbing.
Mrs. Schmitty’s last blog post..Out of the loop? I didn’t even know there was a loop.
Plus – you can switch the heads to different bodies and make them look more to your liking.
3carnations’s last blog post..…and that’s why I’m in charge of keeping track of things
Aaron would be jealous of all the lego guys, that’s all he wants to play with.
Nikki’s last blog post..The Strange Man
Madam, I officially “digg” this post. One point for Legos, two points for The Bloggess.
Seriously, that is weird.
What sad, sad little creatures.
(Still laughing at Yelocrab’s comment, btw…)
wordnerd’s last blog post..In the Crosshairs
I like the one near the middle of the first picture with the white shirt and red pants. He looks like he accidentally walked into the middle of a militant tranny convention and is feeling just a wee bit uncomfortable.
The Husband’s last blog post..The most awesome fart joke post ever
It’s the first transvestite Lego brigade. Brilliant. They’ll never see it coming.
Cara’s last blog post..You Like Me, You Really Like Me
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thats some crazy shit!
britt’s last blog post..pics of the new house and furniture
Hey, aren’t these Lego representations of the prisoners that re-enacted Michael Jackson’s Thriller video a while back? (That’s my guess — the prisoner version of Michael’s video girlfriend had a ’stache too.)
Nancy’s last blog post..The “p” word(s)
Your life cracks me up. All those little angry men/girls – I have nothing witty, I just laughed for like fifteen minutes.
anymommy’s last blog post..A Few Design Improvements
I think that box came from Logo not Lego.
t2ed’s last blog post..Amazing Grace
Did they do a bet at Lego?
Worker 1: You dare not put male faces and female bodies in one package – if you do this 6-pack of Carlsberg is yours.
Worker 2: Watch me!
Worker 1: OK the 6-pack is yours.
BTW greetings from Legoland
Susanne F’s last blog post..Yummy Herrings for Lunch
I am so glad I found your site. This caused me to spew coffee on my computer screen!
mary’s last blog post..Alphawoman’s Garden of Grass
I tried to get Lego to send me some parts for a wedding cake topper. They didn’t.
This post makes me feel better about that…because no one wants a transvestite on their wedding cake. Except, I guess, transvestites.
Jessica’s last blog post..WTF Wednesday: Cheesus Edition
My brain just exploded, there are just too many comments that I want to make. Is this the ABBA Lego playset?
Urban Houstonian’s last blog post..Time Capsule
This was the kind of post where I was TRYING to hold in the laughter, but at some point (somewhere around “My name is Lori?”), it just burst out, not to be deterred.
I think my husband knows I’m not “working” now.
ali’s last blog post..The Thought Process: Redux
If you ever get to go on CNN, at least you’ll have the angry transvestite Lego army to back you up. Actually, they would probably be more useful if you ever get to be on FOX…
savia’s last blog post..Reality check
They couldn’t have sent it to a better gal!
you and your angry transvestite army just made my day!!
ChurchPunkMom’s last blog post..i’m sorry, church.. i can’t agree with that..
I will never sleep the same again, for fear that more Lego people will wake up gender confused. And angry. And participating in some solidarity mustache growing event. Apparently.
janet’s last blog post..The Path You Don’t Know
Fabulous! Where can I get my own lego transvestite army??? It sounds like a perfect addition to our Star Wars / Indiana Jones lego collection. Indy battles the evil transvestite nazi army OR Hahn battles the evil transvestite clone army. Either way, good family fun!!!
I’m oddly turned on right now.
What? Don’t act like it’s just me.
plastic nico’s last blog post..film geeks of the world rejoice: stanley kubrick’s boxes released
Sweet! Who’s the weirdo that sent those – heck… who created those… wait. Who approved those? Who wrote the pitch for that?
“hey I got a great idea that will speak to sexually confused people”… “no, not people that think they might be gay, but people that have both parts”
Where in that pitch was that “idea approver” going like “hey – that is so awesome!” i mean they have lego starwars, lego pirates, lego dinosaurs… why not have lego gender wars.
great post – i laughed… and that video you sent was awesome.
Aman’s last blog post..Updated comments
Y’know, those figures wouldn’t be all that bad if it weren’t for the faces. I’m guessing someone typed in the wrong part number for the head. The question then becomes, whose head is that? Is it just “generic angry guy with cheesy porn-star mustache” or is does it have some cinematic tie-in? I think it’s pretty safe to assume that Lego doesn’t have a Ron Jeremy minifig.
Steve’s last blog post..“All the parts of the internet”
What the hell is the deal with the pink outfits? I don’t see a woman in the bunch.
*pixie*’s last blog post..working girl
Last week, my kid was all, “I want 70s porn Legos for my birthday, Mom!”, and I grabbed him in for a hug and told him to stop being such a dreamer. “There’s no such thing, baby,” I soothed. “You’ll get the Lego Mission to Mars Legos and you’ll just have to settle. Welcome to life!”
But those are so mind blowingly awesome that I would endure a trip to Toys R Us for them
for a different kind of girl (FADKOG)’s last blog post..things I think are the tits*
There’s really nothing I like better than a moustached sequin-wearing guy. Yum.
Kelly’s last blog post..School’s going great, thanks for asking
I need to make a habit of reading your blog every morning, first thing. There is nothing, NOTHING as wonderful as your sense of humor, even screaming, “WTH???” you’re the cat’s pajamas. Other bloggers may go on CNN but you! You’re the payoff to this thing called the blogosphere. Words can never express how much I laughed.
AV Flox’s last blog post..Go F*cking Blog About It
My son just recieved his first set of legos and he pulled all the heads of the men and made a huge head tower. Maybe you can do that? LOL.
Love your blog and I added you to my blogroll.
Average Girl’s last blog post..500th Blogtations Party
You can’t be serious!! Was their a note from Lego? This is just way to funny!! I tell you!
Shoegirl’s last blog post..Kick that Black Cloud
I wanted to leave a witty comment, but all I can think after reading this post is:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
That is the creepiest, funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thank you.
Cat’s last blog post..i’d like to see that phelps guy break this record!
It’s the Columbus Gay Men’s Chorus! Only angry. And Lego.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgYRw0SkoEQ
Walking With Scissors’s last blog post..War Wounds
Oh, wait, I found it. A google image search for minifig brown mustache yielded a lot of images, one of which looks right. It’s called (unsurprisingly) “Minifig Head with Bushy Brown Eyebrows and Moustache Pattern” (3626bpx135). Details here: http://www.peeron.com/inv/parts/3626bpx135. Looks like it’s included in a lot of different sets including “King’s Castle” and “Escape from Privet Drive”. There’s nothing in the list even remotely like “Grumpy Cross-dresser Playset”.
Steve’s last blog post..“All the parts of the internet”
Holy crap, Steve. So basically this head is most often used as a frustrated patient about to undergo some sort of surgery.
http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/4936-1?showpic=10200
http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/7892-1?showpic=7930
Awesome.
I wanted to type something funny but then I got to Missie’s observation about the “Tiny Tony Orlandos” and realized nothing I could come up with would be better than that.
Kudos to you Missie.
The Cotton Wife’s last blog post..Pears
Mr. Potato Head, a.k.a. Mrs. Potato Head, has been a cross dresser for years and no one paid him any attention.
Or is Mrs. Potato Head the cross dresser? The world may never know.
Wow. This comment has absolutely nothing to do with cross dressing Lego people.
You crack me up.
Blessings!
Lacy
Razor Family Farms’s last blog post..Meadowlark Mustard Giveaway
My brother and I grew up with Legos like those! Ah, the memories. Love me some mustachioed men dressed in pink sequins.
…
Perhaps that explains my ex.
Good God! Those are disturbing!
Georgia’s last blog post..And Just Like That, I’m Single Again
Can you please set them up so they are doing the ‘YMCA’ hand gestures? That would totally make my day.
anne nahm’s last blog post..Anne Survived a 7-Day Vacation and All You Get is This Lousy Post
WOW THAT’S AMAZING. Seriously.
I wish your child really had said fucking-a, this shit is scary, but the deep voiced My Name is Lori as almost as good.
In similiar news, I made the two queens from a chess set sing “I kissed a girl and I liked it” to each other last night while my friend tried to tell me a story.
Those Angry Lego Transvestites kind of look like my dad. Like, A LOT.
Miss Thystle’s last blog post..Je regrette pas (GBE 51)
So I was reading along and there was an ad on the right that said “no one is uglier than a cyberbully.”
Parallel, I saw the transvestite Lego army.
Thinking.
I made a new ad. Let me know if you want to see it. haha.
This is so awesome and hysterical and disturbing.All at once.
YOU have to send this post to Lego.
Perhaps you will get the girl heads next!
Marcy Writes – The Glamorous Life’s last blog post..1994….and the drinking was good.
“Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree…..”
Ellie’s last blog post..Little Girl, Big Dog
First I thought, “Oh silly Bloggess, matching up the dude faces with the girl hair and switching up their outfits.” But no. I see now that was YOUR ONLY OPTION. It’s sort of amazing. Will you send me one? I’ll send you a really awesome mix CD in return.
Miss Grace’s last blog post..It FELT illegal….
Tranny legos are so hot right now.
Signed,
Hedda Lettuce
Vice President, Product Placement
Alternative Division
Lego, Inc.
anna’s last blog post..The One Where I Convince You to Always Have Your Brows Professionally Shaped and Tinted
My kids are all, “What’s funny Mommy, what’s funny?”
They can’t understand why I’m laughing at the “angrylegovestites.”
I told them to ask their father. I’m just not ready for a conversation about transgendered legos.
blissfully caffeinated’s last blog post..She Don’t Need No Stinking Teddy Bear
Umm…is it just me..or do those all look like ninja legos trying to blend in with regular people legos. You may have just constructed the next army of ninjas without knowing it. Who thinks this is funny now?
And now I’m going to spend my whole day watching Eddie Izzard Lego videos on You Tube.
Fun, but not exactly productive.
blissfully caffeinated’s last blog post..She Don’t Need No Stinking Teddy Bear
That picture with the moustache and cleavage? Yeah, I had an aunt like that. A barrel-shaped woman. Wore a lot of pink sequins.
Some companies go a little overboard with their PR/publicity campaigns, wouldn’t you say? But they did get you to blog about it and us to comment on it, so it seems they succeeded…
Lizzie Bennett’s last blog post..Jenny is a Mrs.
Damn, I had to explain my laughter and show this to a co-worker that was walking by, and now she
thinksknows I’m fucked up!Eternal Sunshine’s last blog post..My first ever award!!
The face on these legos looks vaguely familiar. I think my former boss became a lego model after he left the furniture company I used to work for.
Sauntering Soul’s last blog post..Muhammad Ali and I have absolutely nothing in common
Oh, I love this! I think you should slip them out to kids at Halloween … one per child in their trick or treat bags. Imagine the response from parents when the kids get home and dump out all their candy to find a mini-tranvestite in with all the other treasures? Ha!
Twenty Four At Heart’s last blog post..Lascivious vs. Affectionate
Dead. Died to the deep sound of “My name is Lori?” It reverberated in my skull and spilt (anyone say “spilt” rather than “spilled”?) my liquified brains out of my ears.
Backpacking Dad’s last blog post..Put your money where your mouth is
Those are flippin’ awesome.
It’s little Chico’s (Freddie Prinze) from “Chico and The Man”
These are completely and totally priceless…..
This reminds me of the March Mustache Madness my co-workers used to have. They all grew mustaches that were eerily similar to those Lego ones.
Susan’s last blog post..Look what my husband made me!!
I’m totally confused. This is the Land of Make Believe, right?? When you said, “I couldn’t make this shit up” that actually means “Don’t believe anything in this post,” right???
Or you got a Sharpie and colored in 80 mustaches and twitchy eyebrows….
Stuff like this makes Gilligan’s Island very attractive….
Robin ~ PENSIEVE’s last blog post..With kids back in school, you’re waxing poetic whether you realize it or notAugust Poetic License
Only you, Jenny.
That’s all I’m sayin’.
Velma’s last blog post..Why, Yes – I AM A Friggin’ Idiot!
I nearly pissed myself from laughing. You should have a “piss yourself warning” a top your blog headings…oh and my work mates think I’ve completely lost my mind. Thanks for the laugh…who would have thought Transvestite Lego’s was all the rage in America
Jenn’s last blog post..If I Had Known…
Those lady/men work in our elementary school’s cafeteria! Maybe its’some sort of Back to School set??
Kimberly’s last blog post..She’s Not Risking the Tampon
Now that is absolutely hysterical!
Are you sure this isn’t the Russian or German woman gymnast team from the 1960 Olympics?
Jarrard’s last blog post..I got comments!
Are you sure it wasn’t Lego’s arch enemy Megablock? Conspiracy perhaps? Or just symptoms of caffeine withdrawl?
Sprite’s Keeper’s last blog post..Have Geek, Will Travel
OMG it is totally a whole box of vintage cross dressing Freddie Mercurys and Frank Zappas!!!!
brittany’s last blog post..Among the living.
Me if I were in a coma for 6 weeks and no one plucked me. Lego version.
P.S. We’re giving away free stuff.
Greta/Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?’s last blog post..Back-to-School Prize
Well, that “man” did give birth to a baby girl, Jenny. Get with the times, for God’s sake.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=5302756
;0)
Tracey’s last blog post..Pottery Barn Teen Beach Pics. Sort of.
Holy fuck, it’s like you got a box of 70’s porn stars when they make their mean sex face. But their LEGOS. My world is rocked.
Cecily’s last blog post..Fired Up
Oh my life is so much better now that the phrase “tranny legos” is in it.
Those mustaches are so, so great/terrifying.
And now I’m kinda annoyed that no one ever sends me YMCA legos. Or any lego anything.
It’s always books, books, books. You try to tell them that you’re not really that person, you just play one on the internet and please send toys … but no.
Anyway, now I have something to aspire to. And then regret having aspired to. And then mock other people for not having thought to have aspired to. This rocks.
Havi Brooks (and duck)’s last blog post..Non-gross marketing and my Canadian love-child
Y’know, even with my mad googling skillz, I can’t locate those sequined pieces. Gotta wonder which play set they belong to.
Steve’s last blog post..Best Laid Plans
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
*wipes up coffee I spewed out of nose*
Amy Derby’s last blog post..Hump Day Reading for the Restless Soul
So I spend a bazillion dollars on legos and they send YOU the cool ones?!? What’s up with that.
There’s a Lego Land right up the street from me. It would be worth the price of admission to get a set of my own. Maybe those are the “mistake” Lego people, like the Jelly Belly Flops?
@Captain Dumb Ass- Hilarious!
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #12 – Playing Calvin Pool with Drama Dad
Now THAT? That’s your entry into the Pride parade float competition next June. So many options. I’m thinking a flatbed truck and hundreds of Lego Harleys in various shades of butch and femme.
patty’s last blog post..the day’s end
Maybe that’s the five o’clock shadow version and it fades and reappears at different times of the day…
Nic’s last blog post..200!
When I first looked I thought they were pink 70’s disco shirts. I was so relieved that it was really pink sequinned slut-tops with cleavage. (is anyone else disturbed by lego-cleavage?)
And the guy next to the white shirt/red pants is all “What are YOU looking at?!”
I would like a legovestite, too, please.
markira’s last blog post..Cottonelle Generation
Well, being an angry, mustachioed cross dresser, I take offense. Those little bastards are horrifying.
Mrs. G.’s last blog post..Bigger Love Episode 41
My gosh! What is that? an entire package of misprints?
Shades’s last blog post..I MISS MY CAAAARRRR!
Scary – they look like a bunch of “70’s guys heading for a key party and i think Will Farrell as Anchorman is one of them. He’s wearing pink. Note to self: never drink liquids while reading Jenny’s blogs. Bad for laptop screen.
Gina (@amoxcalli on Twitter)’s last blog post..Arroz con pollo
I want one of those, but I don’t know why. You should auction each one off separately– you could make a killing.
LiteralDan’s last blog post..Momma’s lieutenant
Okay… you are the funniest person ever. You make me laugh, and that takes allot. And, your freakin’ readers… you are all a very funny bunch of loonies!! I LOVED how someone said they look like Tony Orlando, and Freddy Mercury!! They do.
I almost think they look like a bunch a confused Mexican Nationalists. What set of Lego’s are these supposed to go with??
Uy.
Apparently MR. LADY had her own lego figurine now (besides the one Busy Dad’s son made for her), and she’s shopping it around. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Click here and scroll down a little to see the Mr Lego Lady.
Just gotta’ say, though, that they do look a lot like a ninja army (except for the glittery lavender tops). And I love that the angry mustache man face is underneath hair that’s in a bun, etc. This is totally twisted.
MommyTime’s last blog post..Who Knew Gross Could Be This Much Fun?
Galiwag, this just totally made my day!
Oh, who hasn’t received a some assembly required angry transvestite army in the mail?
jane’s last blog post..The birds.
Hmmm… yeah, disturbing to say the least. Yowza.
Stephanie’s last blog post..My Ol’ Kentucky Home
Holy crap. No one ever sends me Lego crossdressers. Should I be happy or sad about that?
Naomi’s last blog post..Wandering Waif
what?
seriously?
this is the best thing EVER.
who needs cnn or free furniture when you’ve got THIS?
ali’s last blog post..i steal things from hot women.
One time some PR firm sent me cleaning products instead of anything cool. I just thought it was some evil ploy by my husband to get me to clean the goddamn house.
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Poop Chills
Ha. That’s kind of hilarious.
kc’s last blog post..None of these are long enough for seperate posts.
Oh, wow. I don’t have the words.
Wait, on second thought, maybe I do. Hang on…
“Dude!!!! You got Legos?!?! I don’t get shit! Who the hell do I need to blow for Legos?”
That is all.
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s last blog post..Get on over there, please?
This is fucking ace. I love you.
Mr Farty’s last blog post..Do You Believe In Fête?
I can honestly say I would have never thought of cross dressing lego people until now. But considering the men and women were shaped the same, it’s a natural progression to get gender confused.
Okay, I’m past the extreme Queen Lego Set jealousy, but, sweetie!!! Eddie Izzard? Christ in a rowboat, I have “Velvet Goldmine” on continuous loop in my house…ooh,now I got the vapors…
Seriously. What is that? I’m trying to make sense of it all. Maybe they’re supposed to be army lego people…but then why the pink? And why is Lego sending you shit? What kind of a relationship do you have with them to where they just randomly send you they’re latest arrivals??
I have to commend Lego for stepping out of the box though…it’s about time some companies out there started embracing the transgendered. They’re severly overlooked in the community.
mama’s losin’ it’s last blog post..It’s What’s For Dinner: Fiesta Chicken Dinner
Too flipping funny…although scary too. I thing you should send one to everyone you know.
hmmmm Brad Pitt covered in Nougat…what we were talking about?
Issa’s last blog post..Peanut butter, bacon and pickle sandwich to go
They belong on the Island of Misfit Toys.
The Cotton Wife’s last blog post..Picking Pears
“My name is Lori?”
You totally belong on TV.
mommypie’s last blog post..Saving the world one worm at a time.
If they had get a set of these, I would totally play Legos with my kids.
Lunasea’s last blog post..I Want to Be a Dentist
Was there no explanation??
Lotta’s last blog post..Smurf Jizz and Teddy Bear Porn
No explanation. There were also a pair of 3D glasses and a DVD with a one-minute commercial for legos (non-transvestites) in the box. That’s it. I’ve emailed the company twice asking what this means. No response.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Yes, but… Do you have a flag?
I swear you couldn’t ask for better material if you paid for it.
Yesterday, I got a big box of ice cream from Fed Ex. I’ll totally trade you.
T.
TLC’s last blog post..It’s Not the Jerry Springer Show, ’cause Those always end badly, you know
haha these are awesome. seriously awesome.
and by awesome i mean beyond ridiculous of course
katelin’s last blog post..Fuzzy brain thoughts.
I have to make a public mental note not meant to ostracise or embarass anyone. It would seem to me that about every fifth comment associated with maybe all of your blog comments ever describes how a perhaps otherwise normal person spews coffee or an alcoholic beverage uncontrolably all over their homes or offices as a result of your ninja-like, surprise-attack wittiness.
That’s all, I just wanted to point that out. Maybe there are some Kegel type throat exercises these people could do to avoid this in the future.
I freakin’ love these legos. Love ‘em! I’ve been looking for a way to teach my kids about alternative lifestyles, but since we live out in the sticks where all the gays are banished as soon as they turn 18, never to be heard of again, it hasn’t been easy.
Who knew Legos would solve the problem for me?
Plus, not all bloggers get invited to do things. Take me, for example. CNN hasn’t called yet. Bastards.
shonda’s last blog post..Real Cowboys Don’t Pay Entry Fees
That is really f’ing funny. What does Lego suppose you are going to do with them?
they are sensational. weird. but sensational nonetheless.
dani’s last blog post..The Dinner Party Recipes
Just send them to New Orleans. They will either have fun at Southern Decadence or blow away. Either way you don’t have to worry about them waking up in the middle of the night to steal your underwear and pee all over your floor.
SoMo’s last blog post..Learning the House Rules
WHAT IS THE EXPLANATION? I must know.
Swistle’s last blog post..Updates and Updates and Updates
Oh good Lord…so have you decided what to do with them yet?
Liz’s last blog post..Road Rage
Excellent. Let us know if you get an update on what the HELL the point was of those LOL
jennydecki’s last blog post..Different Directions – No Map
“So I got a box in the mail filled with 80 body parts…”
Ding!
“What is, ‘The opening line of Jeffrey Dahmer’s autobiography’?”
“Correct. You have control of the board, Skippy. Choose a category.”
“I’ll take ‘Transgendered Toys’ for a thousand, Alex…”
Huh.
I got nothing.
flutter’s last blog post..NC-17
These figures remind me of my father. Truly fucked up.
So funny! I wish someone would send me boxes of cross-dressing Legos instead of just junk mail!
(And I agree that Eddie Izzard, in drag or not, is way yummier than Brad Pitt, nougated or not.)
How the hell else was lego gonna get rid of those heads? At least they had the presence of mind to send them to YOU!
Kile’s last blog post..Tuesday Smackdown
What I want to know is how did you get on the mailing list for free Lego?!? I’d gladly trade my place in the “we’ve got a book written by a man about fatherhood and need people to review it who don’t have a vagina” list for a spot in the “free hermaphrodite lego” list.
I’m not sure what that says about me, though.
SciFi Dad’s last blog post..Five Weeks From Today
By the way, I never get boxes of body parts in the mail anymore. Really.
OK……..seriously I really don’t get it!
And I have a pretty , sick, twisted imagination……..
Wow. Just wow. What were they thinking?
Whoa. Those are just wrong.
Jenni’s last blog post..The Obligatory Birthday Post
Wow, that should be sure to ensure that your daughter’s brain in perfectly warped…if you hadn’t already managed to give the process a good kickstart.
Anissa@Hope4Peyton’s last blog post..Playing Their Reindeer Games
Just got a very nice response from Lego: “…Each kit was supposed to contain an assortment of random parts; however, it looks like yours somehow consisted only of angry mustache faces. Please know that this was not at all done intentionally or to freak anyone out in any way. In light of all of this, we do appreciate the humor you have put into your post and appreciate even more the fun your readers seem to be having.”
They also even offered to switch out my transvestites for a wider selection of torsoes and heads but it turns out that my Uncle Frank was right. Once you go transvestite, you never go back. Seems like that should rhyme.
Way too funny! I have a 2 1/2 year old daughter. Any chance I can get some of those Legos too? Want to make sure she’s prepared for Kindergarten! LOL
Great post…
Tina Williams’s last blog post..Tween Girls…How To Earn The Meanest Mom In The World Award In 5 Simple Words
By the way, it totally looks like they’re set on a bed of grains of rice.
Marinka’s last blog post..Questions
“…it looks like yours somehow consisted only of angry mustache faces.”
Now can they explain why a legos kit would even come with an angry mustache face man? Is it the Threatening Office Atmosphere Play Set? And why was there only lego people in the box? No extra legos to make little buildings or cars or anything. Wierd.
blissfully caffeinated’s last blog post..She Don’t Need No Stinking Teddy Bear
Oops, WEIRD not WIERD. The one word I always misspell.
blissfully caffeinated’s last blog post..She Don’t Need No Stinking Teddy Bear
The only thing I have for this is hysterical laughter.
Oh my God, that’s funny. Why do they even make angry mustache guy? Even without the cleavage, he would still end up in our reject pile I think.
Clearly Lego was trying to give you something to write about?
Stimey’s last blog post..Happy Snippets
I thought “real men” were encouraged to wear pink…hmmmm
But the clevage thing is throwing me off.
Maybe the Lego-people are using my sister-in-law as a prototype? She has a mustache.
I am jealous of all the Lego toys, tho. My kids would be in heaven. Imagine how clean they would all be, in the bath with my three youngins.
http://uncontainedchaos.blogspot.com
Martie’s last blog post..And We Were Dancing In The Street…
That is bizarre in the extreme. I don’t know how you keep shocking me – but you totally do!
Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Herr Construction Worker
Awesome.
Erica/TxGambit’s last blog post..Not about zombies
What?
The?
Fuck?
I just… I… There aren’t words… I am so confused. I’m right there with you on the Eddie Izzard is one sexxy man train, but regardless of how sparkly I make my cleavage, I always try to downplay my moustache. Did they perhaps come with a lego waxing kit?
Sallyacious’s last blog post..Not What I Meant to Be Doing *UPDATED*
there is NO WAY this was accidental. Lego, youre so .. oh look .. Madness pretty new MasterCard Debit card just arrived .. ADD anyone?
Madness’s last blog post..I can has Readers?
YOU actually commented after 75 and 164 comments and you didn’t get all freaked out or intimidated by your readers’ comments! Yay!! You are making remarkable progress.
Shoegirl’s last blog post..A Black Cloud With a Side of Rotten Meat
Okay, so this is an odd way to promote the third decade of the “mini-fig” but even the transgendered deserve their own Lego set.
You can’t shield children forever either and at least you were around when your daughter learned about cross dressing. My kid learned it at camp from two kids who told her how their dad waits until their mom isn’t home and they all play dress up with her underwear.
My daughter’s stuffed penguin dressed in drag for a week after that and she would say “buts he’s really still a ‘he’, Mom”
Either trannie legos, promoting the new season of “Swingers” either way, would’ve made childhood much more entertaining.
Felicity’s last blog post..Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
As per usual, my husband and I cracked up while reading this. Oh and I totally agree about Eddie Izzard, although seeing him in a nice suit with a beard is so yummy. I saw him live in concert . . . too wonderful!
Untypically Jia’s last blog post..Ice: The Great Cure for PMS
Oh, I laughed so hard I hurt myself. And I named my new band “Angry Transvestite Army.”
Suebob’s last blog post..Mini bitch fest AND Pimpfest
They seem more “disgruntled” than “angry”, but I’m guessing that’s because of the permanent bad hair day.
kyknoord’s last blog post..Living the dream
I would love to see the sets that come with this. Like the West Hollywood Disco with strobe lights and a fog machine. And bartender with a full bar.
Pretty much all that seems to be missing are the assless chaps.
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..Then I Hurled Myself Off the Nearest Skyscraper
LMAO it looks like they just gave you the extra pieces they couldn’t sell to kids.
Becuase angry moustached people and lego cleavage could maybe scare them or something.
Lol I was going to say something witty but I just remembered that I should maybe start some uni work today. Then again, it is only 5pm…
Reminds me of my teenage years. Man, I miss being a fag hag. I was always the prettiest.
Kelley’s last blog post..Hello Mrs XXXX! How are you today????
That Eddie Izzard lego thing rocks, there are a number of them, for inexplicable reasons.
I’d kill for a box full of Lego trannies.
A Free Man’s last blog post..Movin’ on up
The “My name is Lori?” is the best part. Bwah!
Fraulein N’s last blog post..Me, From A to Zinc
Hahahah! I got the same tin except it was missing the angry Tom Selleck. It actually came with a whole bunch of different heads and bodies. I have a feeling that others who got the tin were also missing that head. All 30 if us.
BusyDad’s last blog post..Cheers, MiniMan!! You’re 30.
you are by far the person with the strangest life i’ve ever known. i am seriously creeped out by your box of body parts!!
oh hey, this might make you laugh:
http://becausedammitimustblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/insert-best-joke-here.html
biddy’s last blog post..700!
it’s like all the left over parts they had. and they were like “who should we send this shit to?” and then they picked you. cause they knew you would get it. or if not, at least get a good post out of it.
lol.
Mz. Nesbit’s last blog post..Just to show you what a Non-Foodie I truly am
OMG, the “My name is Lori?” comment just splayed me. Maybe Lego is marketing to a new demographic?
amy’s last blog post..college plans and things to do when you’re grown-up
So I read this the other day, and clicked back through today hoping you had found out what the hell was up. Umm. Guess not. Please let us know when you figure it out, because like you told you kid, I got nothing.
Wendy’s last blog post..Front Porch Visitors
Perhaps it’s the anniversary of Hogan’s Heroes?
I’m so with you on Eddie Izzard! I think it’s the eyeliner. And the intelligence. Gets me hot every time. But, you know, nougat’s good too.
Wendy’s last blog post..Yes We Went
Lordy be, what a grand introduction to your blog. I’ve just passed this post on to several people. Total hoot!
(Now were do I get some of these fun lego men?)
Janine’s last blog post..25-cent words and my predilection to them.
You are featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/08/five-star-friday-edition-21.html
schmutzie’s last blog post..50×365 #342: Doug
Geeze.. whey didn’t they have tranny legos when I was a kid??
Mahala’s last blog post..Shindigs, Strange Odors and Shopping Trips
effing hilarious.
you never disappoint when I need some funny.
I actually ditched Macy’s Drunk In The Shoe Section Night at BlogHer to go see Eddie Izzard. I thoroughly agree….way hotter that the Pitt. Way. Although I would prefer to lick the nougat off Eddie than even visualize it on Brad.
And, while we have close to 5.2 million pounds of Lego in our home, we have none of those little s/he minifigs. Maybe they’ve decided to scrap the Star Wars theme and go with a new Tranny line? It’s about damn time those Swedes embraced the transgendered community.
califmom’s last blog post..Ultra Flippin’ Fabulous
I love you so much right now.
Mrs. Kennedy’s last blog post..Dear Mrs. Kennedy,
Your carpet is so clean. I find that more disturbing than this army of transvestites.
mothergoosemouse’s last blog post..Expression-isms
Ok, I have no energy to scroll through almost 200 comments to see if anyone else said roughtly the same thing as I’m about to say, so fuck it.
I’m getting a distinct 70s transvestite “key party in Boca Raton” vibe from those little people. Creepy as hell.
MsPrufrock’s last blog post..In the interest of full disclosure
Freaking hilarious!!! WTF? Must’ve got the samurai lego dudes confused with the princesses. Priceless.
Kmommy’s last blog post..Not Your Mama’s Powdered Milk!
At first I thought they were just angry cross-dressers but then I realized those weren’t frowns those were mustaches and that changed everything.
Chelsea’s last blog post..Random and dangerous travel essentials
They’re all mustache guys? Where are the sideburns? Beards? Goatees? Soul patches?
Damselfly’s last blog post..Going swimmingly
I can’t breathe I am laughing so hard right now. Oh legos, what is your master plan with these little hermaphroditic creations? I really want to know…
Petra’s last blog post..Do Not Try This at Home
Hahahahah!!!
*snort*
Must. have. these.
How to get?
CC’s last blog post..Something’s fishy here
Sequins, cleavage, a mullet and a bad 70’s porn ’stache.
Is it wrong that I’m turned on right now?
bejewell’s last blog post..Me-Me-Me-MEME
someone at lego is sending you a secret encoded message. i’m sensing it has something to do with Seth Green and some kind of evil secret society who meet in Las Vegas…
Maggie’s last blog post..“It’s a Montage!”
OMG, my Little Man likes to do this kind of thing with his Lego people, all the freaking time!! At our house, Indiana Jones was wearing a baseball cap and sporting talons, dudes! Weird shit…
Um, how did you get FREE lego, anyway??? Oh, I see. You have a ginormous readership. Hmph.
Kidding! Thanks for the shits and giggles!
Kia’s last blog post..Footprints: In the Sand and Up and Down My Back.
So glad to know my gift to you has finally arrived.
Swampy’s last blog post..Tag Team Baby Sitting with VF-111
Nightmares….tons and tons of nightmares…I feel them building!
Stella-Mountain Momma’s last blog post..The Potty Chronicles
Hey, that’s kinda what I look like when I forget to change my estrogen patch!
I am at a loss for what to say. Were they the pieces that couldn’t sell? Or the “imperfect” ones that they can’t sell? Did some disgruntled employee take over the machines for a day and produce the worst looking lego heads he could think of? And then, because he’s fan, send them all to you?
Weirdness.
Jen@Happily-Ever-After-Land’s last blog post..PhotoStory Friday – Freedom!
Sweet Jesus – the Jonas Brothers in Lego format; Richard Gere would eat that up, anally speaking.
Brad Brown’s last blog post..Signs That You Might Be a Latent Heterosexual
Dude – 70s transvestite “key party in Boca Raton” -totally on the money.
qt’s last blog post..Wednesday Obsessions: Is There An Echo In Here?
Oh… my… god… can’t… type… laughing… too.. hard…
Alex Fayle | Someday Syndrome’s last blog post..Insecure People are Self-Absorbed and Egotistical
So, the dudes in the full pink remind me of the winning garment on the Project Runway Drag Queen episode two weeks ago.
Anyone else agree?
shonda’s last blog post..Grocery Store Prices, Just Makin’ It Up As We Go
They all look like Uncle Rico. Like anyone could know that…
Spamboy’s last blog post..The Friendly Skies
Coal Miners Granddaughter: the answer is me, of course! Jenny, do you make any of this shit up, or is your life really this hilarious? I’m going to call Henry, and see what he says.
Hey, at least you get free stuff. All I get for my blog is a bunch of trackback spam for penis enhancement pharma, and the odd comment from you and Julie P. (Actually, her comments are normal: yours are somewhat odd, but then that’s normal, so maybe they are all normal.)
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Keeping the lights on: Wiess Energy Hall
I recommended your blog for Blog Day or something because I have a crush on you and your blog. I promise I won’t send you any drag queen lego dudes either.
I had to stare at that picture for awhile to figure out how you put them together wrong…then I realized they all had weird red mustaches. These were made in America right? You know in China, some poor factory worker would have had to fall on his sword for that mistake.
Jaci’s last blog post..Not For the Faint of Heart
Are they genetically correct? Anything under those overalls and tutus? I think they are all names Chris, Pat, or Marion. I’ve met a lot of make Marions lately.
I like your mail better than mine. Eggo my legos!(I couldn’t think of what else to say after Eddie Izzard ~ that guy is hilarious in drag!) ;P
The Pear Lady’s last blog post..Sunday Comic
Haha hilarious!
Vanessa’s last blog post..I’m a brilliant blogger!
If I send you cross-dressing plastic dolls, will you add me to your blog roll?
SpondyGirl’s last blog post..Gustav snubs Houston, Houston snubs Chicago Fire, Fire does not snub our car…
Is that the Star Wars clip? Because if it’s the lego Star Wars one to his Darth Vader in the canteen bit, it’s fucking awesome.
Chris Wood’s last blog post..Skinny women in demure bonnets dump on my world. Stop now please, ladies.
Lmao, that picture is priceless.
Lol @ others receiving free furniture and you’re stuck with tranny lego toys.
Its the Mario Bros Family series, where the women have moustaches AND cleavage?
phd in yogurtry’s last blog post..where Biden shows he knows his corn
OMG…is Lego for REAL? Honestly, I want to come up with something really funny and witty to say, but can’t stop laughing long enough to come up with a reply.
Strangely though, I have an overwhelming desire to watch The Birdcage…
Shannan P’s last blog post..Something To Make You Smile
Too bad it wasn’t a angry transvestite army of Bratz dolls. Those freaky ass Bratz people would give that army to really be pissed about. No noses or feet! Did you know they’re special needs dolls? They are footless and stuff. You change their feet to change their shoes.
WhenSheWorePonytails’s last blog post..Momma Confession #1 (on this blog)
Lego is celebrating the 30th anniversary of the mini-men, I think, right? My kids would LOVE a huge collection of those little creatures. They are huge Lego fans. But, I have to admit, yours are disturbing.
Rhea’s last blog post..Men Only
HA! I just came across your blog, and this is just hilarious! Too awesome.
nonsoccermom’s last blog post..Driving, shopping, movies and cats with a death wish
I checked my Snail Mailbox in feverish hope that I, too, had received the transgendered Lego Folk. But, NO.
Denied.
Per usual, rejected.
cagey’s last blog post..When you find yourself caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock still not hard?
I got the same thing in my mail! Only it wasn’t trans-gendered Legos, it was bills.
BTW, Tag!
http://www.baldheretic.com/2008/09/02/six-quirky-thinks-meme
Jay Lee’s last blog post..Six Quirky Thinks Meme
Nooooooooo! THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO YOU! That’s just tooo funny!
Haley-O’s last blog post..Sigh….Our Weekend
Oh my word, that is hilarious!!
Denise’s last blog post..Odds & Ends And a Worded Wednesday
I love that this is your life.
What’s most confusing is… under what circumstance would any LEGO of any gender ever need to wear that hideous outfit?? What is even happening there? Is that a sparkly skort I spy??
Also, $50 says the LEGO Intern was behind “angry mustache faces” and “freak anyone out.” Unless that’s just company rhetoric, in which case they’re even cooler than I thought.
Heather R.’s last blog post..Things That Are Awesome
After nine hours of class, three hours of work, and a dance rehearsal, not much could make my night. This wins all the marbles. Thanks for making me smile tonight.
I would never ever dare to have my mouthful of anything prior to reading your blog!
a quasi Frenchwoman’s last blog post..“You Gotta Have Friends! All You Really Need Is Friends!”
So really, I would totally mail you a dollar for the second from the left in the first row.
Most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
Let me know.
Jen’s last blog post..pilnick:
LEGO sends blogger a box of angry trannys. It was a…
Disturbingly, my nephew would love this. We used to have to buy sets of legos so he could carry around the little men. Granted, they weren’t cross dressers, but what kid throws out the actual legos just to play with the little people. I mean not little people really, but you know what I’m talking about. Anyway, I’m forwarding this to my sister because she will laugh her ass off.
Bizarre seems to be magnetically attracted to you.
It’s a skill, I tell you! A skill!
Hatchet’s last blog post..Broken
OMG, im crying in laughing so hard!
Katrina’s last blog post..PSA- Car seats!
Oh my god, I just started choking because I was laughing so hard. Now I have to go back and try to finish reading without dying.
Simply Shannon’s last blog post..A trip to the Petting Zoo
I have a feeling that set is not available here in Utah. Damn.
Sarah’s last blog post..Kids Know Best
Ditto Simply Shannon. OMG I’m laughing so hard!
That…
my friend…
is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time.
… and baby makes four!’s last blog post..next step… total world domination
Maybe they mixed up Lego Star Wars with Lego Porn Stars: Super 70’s Edition. Hmmmm?
OK-i’m just gonna spell it. You make me laugh out loud.
Oh my…I really hope that email from Lego was a direct quote, because I love Customer Service reps with humor.
I am sooooo jealous. I want some of those little angry she-men too.
Ginger’s last blog post..Garlicky Chicken and Fresh Tomatoes
You are so lucky! I never had Lego growing up.
I would have loved to get Lego and as an adult with a big ol’ posse of gay (and some drag kings. You think Kathy Griffen is the only one lucky enough to have gays? Then count me and my husband in as lucky!) I would have loved to get a small army of transLego. I’d pair them up with a small army of Lego Judy Garland and Liza Minellis.
Condo Blues’s last blog post..Machine
This is even weirder, but the little pink negligee is Christina Ricci’s body! And the brown hair with the topknot is Sexy Princess Leia’s hair. I swear I’m not making this up:
http://danasdirt.com/2008/08/28/pics-of-celebrity-legos/
That doesn’t explain angry Tony Orlando though.
THIS IS THE BEST BLOG ENTRY EVER! X·
I LOVE YOU! X3
JBantha’s last blog post..Battlefield Heroes
My daughter (age 3) just told me “can you get me those legos for me for my next birthday, and give my old legos to other babies, because they are really funny and I will bring those to my cousin’s house and grandma and papa’s house and they will laugh and think its funny.”
And where can we get them?
~ ElizabethPW
@ElizabethPW’s last blog post..ElizabethPW: feeling that rebellious anti-work lethargy coming on, so I’m signing off & closing the laptop for the night. later my peeps!
Very nice Castle LEGO information. I hope to be in New York soon for a toy/hobby show.
OMFGLOLOLOL.
This is amazing and hilarious.
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I thought your last post was funny. This one really takes the cake. BEST BLOG EVER..lol
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