Today I planned on going over all the craziness of the book tour but I’m postponing for a bit because I’ve come down with a mild case of I-HAVE-THE-PLAGUE-AND-I’M-GOING-TO-DIE. And I asked Victor to feel my head to see if I have a fever and he was like, “Ew. No. Why do you always ask me to touch you when you’re sick? People like you are the reason why typhoid spread so far” and I was like, “OMG, you are totally over-reacting. But also, does my urine taste weird?” and then the people behind us at the taco shop moved to another table and that’s how you get privacy. And also maybe typhoid.
PS. YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds is #2 on the NYT bestseller list. WHAT. You did that, y’all.
“I’M NUMBER TWO!” ~ Things I didn’t think I’d scream excitedly in front of strangers until this happened.
PPS. If you want a signed copy and couldn’t make it to a signing then you can go to Book People’s website and order one. I’ll drop by and sign books as soon as the plague has passed. Just write what you want me to personalize in the comment section of their website at checkout. They ship everywhere. (And I’ll sign any of my other books too. Your wish = my command. Unless your wish is for me to stop asking you to feel my head when I’m sick. Sorry. That’s what you signed up for, Victor.)
Today is the sixth stop on my book tour for YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds and I am in La Jolla, California!
Come see me. Please?
It’s at 7:30 pm at Warwick’s.
Next stop? HOME!
Thanks for being with me through this whole tour!
Today is the fourth stop on my book tour for YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds and I am in Louisville, Kentucky. They can’t fit us all in the bookstore so it’s going to be at the Tim Faulkner Gallery. There is a ticket fee since they have to rent a gallery. Click here for info.
Come see me. Please?
It’s 7pm at Tim Faulkner Gallery.
Next stop? Pennsylvania!
Today is the third stop on my book tour for YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds and I am in Raleigh, North Carolina. Someone told me there’s an entire center just for lemurs nearby. I’m not sure if it’s a delivery service but if it is I will totally be ordering a medicinal service lemur for the night.
Come see me. BYOL. (Bring Your Own Lemur.)
This afternoon at 3pm at Quail Ridge Books.
Next stop? Kentucky!
Today is the second stop on my book tour for YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds and I am in New Orleans, home of ghosts and boobies and probably ghost boobies.
Come see me. Bring your ghost boobies.
Tonight at 6 at Garden District Book Shop.
Next stop? North Carolina!
Last night was the first stop on the YOU ARE HERE book tour and it was amazing! Thanks so much if you came out. It was terrifying until I looked out at a sea of people who looked equally terrified and then we all laughed and it was awesome.
I asked everyone to take a picture of themselves cradling an invisible baby raccoon and they were like, “You’re weird but we support you.”
Also, I signed an extra 100 copies of YOU ARE HERE at BookPeople in Austin and they will ship them anywhere so if you can’t make it on a stop and you want a signed copy you can get one while they last here. Just type in “SIGNED COPY” in the comments field during checkout.
Next stop, New Orleans!
Today is the first day of my book tour for YOU ARE HERE: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds. AAAAAHHHHHH! That was my scream of excitement mixed with abject terror.
I’m in Austin. Are you in Austin? Let’s be in Austin together.
Tonight at 7 at BookPeople.
Next stop? New Orleans!