…which looks like a sewer cover so that if you drop it it will blend in with the ground and no thieves will notice it. Which is awesome, especially if you’re going for that sexy, just-rolled-out-of-bed-and-grabbed-your-sewer-cover look. I’m buying one because there’s a running joke around my office that I always accidentally leave my purse all over our department because I subconsciously want it to get stolen So if I use this purse it’ll just look like it’s a normal old manhole cover. On the floor of our office. Which happens to be on the 18th floor. No one will suspect a thing.
I got awarded the Schmooze award recently, once by the luscious Kyla and once by the entirely lickable Mayberry Mom, which is both awesome and puzzling. Apparently the Schmooze Award recognizes people who “get around all over the blogosphere”. Which is pretty much just a nice way of saying that I’m a great big slut. So, um…thank you?
I usually don’t pass these awards on because I’m very lazy, but miss the opportunity to call people sluts? I don’t think so. Marmite Breath, Willowtree, Harry Von Hufflepuff, Julie, Jeff, Ed T. and Bossy? Congratulations! Y’all are all gigantic whores.
Also, just so you know I’m serious about yesterday’s post:
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