What? Only 180 comments?

Most apt comment of the day: “I think it’s official, if I ever need a link to ANY blog in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I just have to come here and click on your blogroll. Way to go. Many people have TRIED to index the internet, you have succeeded.”~Michael

Okay, the new blogroll is giving me fits.  First of all, every time I add more people it changes to another font and color for no apparent reason whatsoever.  Secondly, you people confuse me.  Should I list you by your tagline, your blog name, the name you post with, the name I know you by, or your url which inexplicably is none of the above?  Huh, Apathy Lounge/Anastasia Beaverhausen/Leibowitz/W.G.5 ?  In the end I just went with whatever name I call you in my head or the name of the bar we meet at or the name of the town we killed that drifter in so if you can’t find yourself it’s probably because you don’t remember who you are.  Sad. 

Also, a bunch of you asked me what the hell Technorati is.  Technorati is the devil.  It’s a way to check out who is saying shit about your blog.  You go there and put in your url and most of the blogs who have ever linked to you will pop up.  It is awesome.  And terrible.  Much like the apocolypse or my new purse which is soft as butter but either fake or stolen because I’m pretty sure that Dolce & Gabbana didn’t authorize an outlet out of the back of some guys car, regardless of how professionally the purse was stuffed with Pakistani newspapers.

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Dude.  How did I get from Technorati to stolen purses in one paragraph?  Adult ADD. Talent.

 

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  1. The scary thing is that I totally followed you and it didn’t occur to me to question how we got to the stolen purses.

    Missie’s last blog post..Real Life Conversations

  2. I’m with you Missie. I was with Jenny the Whole Time.

    Er…I think there’s your answer.

    Greta’s last blog post..The Stress Diet

  3. I would love a purse like that….details on where that guy with the purses in his trunk is, please.

    Margaret’s last blog post..Pressure…

  4. Oh like I’m falling for that, undercover officer pretending to be Margaret.

    (Check your email.)

  5. did i forget to leave a comment? the masses, i swear. you know you love me.

    You are totally there, my friend. Look under the O’s. ~Jenny

    jen’s last blog post..holes in the bucket

  6. I think I got my Gucci watch from the same guy because when I looked at it closely it said, “GUCGI.” But what’s one letter when it comes to savings?

    mona’s last blog post..West Seattle Blog is your new bicycle

  7. your blogroll comments actually induced adult ADD. who know you had that kind of power? awesome.

  8. I sure do hope you’ve got a mini-flamethrower/keychain in that purse, otherwise… fail.

    furiousball’s last blog post..a bit of good news

  9. You PROMISED that what happened in that bar would stay in that bar NEVER TO BE SPOKEN OF AGAIN.

    You know a guy who sells D&G out the back of his car?

    Off the beltway?

    Julie Pippert’s last blog post..Fooled around and…fell in love

  10. P.S. Thanks for making my name big and bold. And Flavia the Aggie says thanks for making it maroon…fodder forever against me.

    Julie Pippert’s last blog post..Fooled around and…fell in love

  11. I think the fonts are kicky! 🙂

    Dawn’s last blog post..Weekly Winners – Birthday Edition

  12. Jen – You are totally there and have been for awhile. At first I thought I’d put you under “Jen” but there are too many of us. Then I thought “droolstreet” but that didn’t seem perfect either. Then I thought “The chick I wanted to bond with at blogher that was always too surrounded by admirers for me to break in and steal her” but that was just too long so I ended up doing “one plus two”. This is the perfect example of why blogrolls are way more complicated than you think they are. Much like soduko.

  13. Technorati befuddles the fuck outta me.

    flutter’s last blog post..My toilet seat (alternately titled ?Why I have a giant bruise on my thigh?)

  14. I found me! I remember me! (Maybe) Thanks for the link!

    Melessa’s last blog post..On a Break

  15. Wow Jenny, thanks! I didn’t actually expect you to add me. But I appreciate the sympathy vote anyway. I feel like I’m sitting at the popular girl’s lunch table!

    Headless Mom’s last blog post..Again?

  16. I like your blog roll. It has me- er, um, I mean…

    character.

    Maria [Immoral Matriarch]’s last blog post..If you have a shitload of kids…

  17. Adult ADD is AADD which makes us all sound like a bunch of stuttering morons instead of non-stuttering morons…

    Sandy’s last blog post..Round Robin – Shoes

  18. I *almost* bought a knockoff D&G in Venice, but even though the guys were sitting out there on the main tourist thoroughfare, in plain view of the cops, I just couldn’t get over my innate goody-two-shoesness.

    Cute purse! And thanks for making MY blogroll easier, in that now I don’t have to HAVE one. I can just come over here.

    ali’s last blog post..Post-Miami Dispatch

  19. Dammit you have made me laugh. Thank you for that. I appreciate being quoted. As for the whole blogroll thing and what to call people, the name of the town was Philomath(this is a real name of a town), but never mention the drifter i’m still not quite sure he’s dead.

    Michael’s last blog post..Answers to TT

  20. I was wondering about all the different colours in the blogroll, I thought it was some kind of code. You know, so you you could identify the sick and perverted blogs, but then I realised if that was the case, you’d only need one colour.

    Willowtree’s last blog post..Fun Monday – mastheads and menus

  21. Every post should end with a story of buying a great handbag out of trunk. Or even out of the mysterious back room. I can almost hear the “I sell it to YOU for thirty dollar” Sweet.

  22. I think I got my “Prada” purse from that guy. But I totally don’t care.

    And your blogroll rocks. Though now I feel compelled to redo mine.

    Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Soap Opera Sunday – College Four

  23. Here from the “If you could say anything” list of ten.

    Bravo.

    amanda’s last blog post..Latte Elitist

  24. From those of us too lazy to finish our own blogrolls, WE THANK YOU!

    Belinda/Shuttle Mom’s last blog post..(In)dependant Kids

  25. Bar? What bar?

    Drifter? What drifter?

    I’m sorry, I don’t seem to recall…

    ~EdT.

  26. I see that CommentLuv is ignoring me again :snif:

    ~EdT.

  27. Don’t talk to me about blogrolls, I have my own personal learning curve [covered in very sharp tacks!]
    Cheers

    Maddy’s last blog post..Excellent Award I

  28. hmm… i did away with my own blogroll… too lazy, i guess.

    you crack me up!

    slouching mom’s last blog post..On Virtual Friendships

  29. 180..huh…know what that means? We like you, we really like you!! Wait, do you care?…lol…

  30. technorati is of the devil.

    i need to give you a photo of my fake coach bag that a friend bought me that is made of ultrasuede but is trimmed in what must be some sort of dead dog fur. freaky.

    i have not grown the balls to tote such a beast.

  31. Cute purse. Cute door knob.

    Sara’s last blog post..Finding Love in the Cereal Aisle

  32. Heh. Well I missed the whole blogroll fest. Ah well, I didn’t need fame and fortune anyway.

    I will take that purse off your hands though. I wouldn’t want you to experience buyer’s remorse or anything like that. Aren’t I a good Samaritan? Now hand over the purse and nobody gets hurt.

    Velvet Verbosity’s last blog post..So Tell Me Again That Pornography and a Pornified Media are Not Harmful?

  33. That is an impressive blogroll.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Lazy Sunday XXVII

  34. “giving me fits” is going right up there with “stink eye” as the two phrases I intend to start working into my conversations.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Keeping Up My Ikea Rep

  35. Sorry to comment twice on one post, but I posted about you again….

    Are you sure I’m not a stalker?

    Headless Mom’s last blog post..Forget the Academy Awards…

  36. OMG… the few times *I* have managed to get anywhere *near* 180 comments, they were all spammy things pushing that p*n*s elongating stuff.

    ~EdT.

    Ed T.’s last blog post..Get a head start on the week

  37. Yeah, I don’t know how you got to talking about your purse, but it was totally seamless to me. I was distracted by the shiny. Shoes and bags totally distract me in a bad way.

    I need to update my blogroll but I am afraid to.

    Kelley’s last blog post..What do you discuss at a 1 years old’s birthday party?

  38. Wow! And there I am! Bringing my Technorati numbers up to a whopping 4!!! 🙂 My life is now complete….*sigh*…..
    Great purse!

    Hairy Weisenheimmer’s last blog post..Hairy Today – Gone Tomorrow

  39. Whoa – are you TRYING to out Anastasia to her Google-happy enemies????

    bubandpie’s last blog post..How to Potty-Train a Bub

  40. My friend Ro bought herself a Coach purse at an auction, got bored with it, and tried to sell it on eBay before she was informed that it was a fake.

    That is why my 8-year-old daughter is now walking around with a Coach purse of her own. mk

    p.s. I have the invisible font in the blogroll. 😀

    markira’s last blog post..Drive-by Plowing

  41. Ha…aren’t you scared to carry around a fake D&G purse? I would be afraid the “counterfeit purse” police would spot it and arrest me.

    Jacki’s last blog post..Meal Planning for Busy People

  42. I lurve the different colours and fonts. DON’T CHANGE IT.

    (coming from a girl who is bold and maroon.)

    Jen O.’s last blog post..Don’t like it

  43. You’re the best, because you added me and I didn’t even have to ask. At least I don’t remember asking. It’s not like me to ask, but I’ve been sick lately.

    Catazon’s last blog post..Rocky Mountain High (and Low)

  44. Your favorite doorknob may be the best part of this whole post. And that’s saying a lot, because the whole thing is great.

    Jess’s last blog post..Wedding dress shopping, volume 2

  45. You always side track me with those Technorati links. I end up going over there and losing like half a day. LMAO.

    Nice purse. Clearly tied to the mafia, though. Clearly.

    Kyla’s last blog post..Little Boy Blue

  46. If it wasn’t going to cost me $5 to say a swear…I totally would. Your blogroll is mega extensive toots! And, now I may have to investigate this technorati thingy. Like I need one more thing contributing to the delinquincy of my minor.

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..No Wire Hangers!!

  47. I like the font/color change thing… it spices it up a bit. At first I thought you were using color codes and font sizes to mean different things. For instance the maroon font on my blog means you like me the best. That kind of thing.

    Jeff’s last blog post..It really is the best of both worlds

  48. What?!? Are you telling me they make FAKE purses? What was it really. :O)

    Karmyn R’s last blog post..Red-Breasted Sapsucker

  49. I hope “Coveting thy blog buddy’s purse” is not one of the Ten Commandments or else I am going to hell. Wait, I probably already am.

    Nikki’s last blog post..Fun Monday: What’s your name baby

  50. I think I might have your couch in purple.

    Jessica’s last blog post..Ashley and Jason

  51. What is this purse thing you speak of?

    Cuz I just shove things in my pockets and then curse like the devil himself when I loose something….

    Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..Good Bloggers Gone Bad

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    The Original Lisa

    Since when did you start carrying a ginormous purse instead of those little “All I need is a tube of lipstick and my keys” bags? I don’t even know who you are anymore. By the way, I’m totally stealing that thing. I’ll leave you a $20, that should cover it.

  53. I stopped carrying the keys-and-a-lipstick purse back when I had Hailey because I needed a purse large enough to fit a diaper and a binky in and I am categorically against diaper bags. Then Hailey got potty trained but I started bloggging and needed something big enough to keep a notebook in so I could record all the ridiculous shit that Victor says to me so that I can share it here on the blog. So technically, I’m doing it for the world. You’re welcome.

  54. Also, I should mention that because this new purse is made to be “slouchy” I could probably compress it and fit it inside of one of my old tiny purses. If I fold it up it looks like a burrito. (And that should totally be Dolce $ Gabbana’s new advertising slogal.)

  55. I’ve managed to stave off the Technorati, but the hitcounter is my blogging crack. I check it so religiously I can identify regular readers by their IP addresses.

  56. With a purse like that, you can call me whatever you want Jenny! 🙂

    Carrie’s last blog post..Sex Ed With Mom

  57. Do you realize you’re the only person on blogger with an interest in “unraveling the very cloth of time itself”? I find that odd. Maybe it’s just phrasing.
    And while I have no need or earthly use for a purse, if that was Dolce’s slogan I may start carrying one, folded up of course.

    Michael’s last blog post..Answers to TT

  58. Well, yah….how did we get to stolen purses? LOL

    Attila the Mom’s last blog post..More Things That Make Me Go Aiiigghhhh!!!

  59. Yay! Thanks for adding me to your blogroll. So what up with the colors? It is a supr skeekrit rating system, huh? What does it mean? It is like the Da Vinci Code, but cooler.

    anne nahm’s last blog post..The Noon O?Clock Laundry Day Interrupting Contest Results are IN!

  60. Thanks so much for adding me to your list!

    Amy Castellano’s last blog post..Fuzzy Logic?

  61. um HI. next time you find the dolce & gabana trunk outlet, you had SO BETTER CALL ME! Or, at least get me something delish and I’ll totally pay you back. Cause i’m all about stolen and or fake knock offs. you should see my red Gucci I got in Italy 🙂

    Biddy’s last blog post..i should have stayed in bed…

  62. Talent will always out.

    magpie’s last blog post..The Liar’s Diary

  63. Um, do you need an excuse to talk about purses? Noooooo! I didn’t notice a conversation jump at all. What does that say about me?

    Lawyer Mama’s last blog post..Whirlwind California Trip

  64. Thanks. Now I have another website to check obsessively as a way to buoy my confidence. Despite the fact that no one in the whole world has linked my blog.

    Sadface.

    Saskia’s last blog post..People and Trauma and all of the Beauty in between.

  65. How do you know they were Pakistani newspapers? How random!

    TheGoriWife’s last blog post..So You’re Throwing a Half-Brown, Half-White Dinner Party!

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    Lady Penelope

    A ‘Blogroll’ – does not sound very appetising …

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