Phoning it in

What’s lazier than writing a two sentence post?  Sending a topic to someone else so they’ll write something funny for you.

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Comment of the day:  I kinda phoned mine in today. I used an excerpt from an email with another blogger. It’s all good lady.

You know once William Wallace (of Braveheart fame) phoned it in during a battle with the English. This really fucked with everyone involved since phones weren’t invented back in the 1290s. Everyone was like, “What has thou sayest William?”
“I’m phoning it in assholes.”
“What iseth a phone?”
“Just do your screaming and run at those fuckers over there, I’m phoning it in.”
“Sir Wallace, we do not knowest this phone, is it a weapon of war?”
“Like there’s other kinds of weapons? You douchebags.”
“What iseth a douchebag, Sir Wallace?”
“Iseth isn’t a word fuckface.”
And then the Scottish were all killed and Scotland became Delaware, the first colony of the United States.  ~furiousball

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  1. I kinda phoned mine in today, I used an excerpt from an email with another blogger. It’s all good lady.

    You know once William Wallace (of Braveheart fame) phoned it in during a battle with the English. This really fucked with everyone involved since phones weren’t invented back in the 1290s. Everyone was like, “What has thou sayest William?”
    “I’m phoning it in assholes.”
    “What iseth a phone?”
    “Just do your screaming and run at those fuckers over there, I’m phoning it in.”
    “Sir Wallace, we do not knowest this phone, is it a weapon of war?”
    “Like there’s other kinds of weapons? You douchebags.”
    “What iseth a douchebag, Sir Wallace?”
    “Iseth isn’t a word fuckface.”
    And then the Scottish were all killed and Scotland became Delaware, the first colony of the United States.

    furiousball’s last blog post..only you could find gold fodder amongst cat shit

  2. Whatever FuriousBall said…Me Too!

    That Freaky Face Robot Thing…well, you don’t even have to move your cursor when you visit The Asylum today.

    Now, am I supposed to create a post for you? Would you repeat the directions?

    Swampy’s last blog post..Hit Me with Your Best Shot…

  3. p.s. i just read the comments on the geekologie site and they think she’s high too. by the way, do you have any idea who is behind the superficial curtain? geekologie is tied to superficial, and the world is dying of curiosity. (the world has left comments on my site asking if i knew.)

    piglet’s last blog post..thursday was funny

  4. Well hello again!

    I had to go look. I went and looked.

    He’s younger than Jared Leto who is older than I thought!

    1971 (Leto) and 1975 (Elrod)

    That’s like 5 seconds younger than me in you know, practically real time.

    (Although you are still on thin ice for pointing out the waiter thought I was Kyla’s mother! LOL!)

    Okay well then, this opens up a whole new realm of possibilities and removes the Mrs. Robinson label.

    Smack my fanny and call me a happy pony at a circus.

    🙂

    Julie Pippert’s last blog post..The sound of ultimate suffering (facetiously) plus a dedication to my Spring deprived friends

  5. She is scary enough without going to the website! I’d like to sleep tonight, so I’m not checking her out, kay?

    Carrie’s last blog post..Crushed

  6. Two sentences can often be better than 500 words. This must be true since you get more comments than I do. Not bitter. No…not me.

    AB’s last blog post..A New Normal

  7. I tried to get her to cross her eyes by putting the cursor on her nose, apparently this is a cyborg failing because she can’t cross her eyes.

    I’m so lame.

    Kat’s last blog post..Severe Anxiety

  8. Oh, and you know what’s even more pathetic? Approving a comment you know is spam because it makes you sound good.

    Case in point:
    […] Jessica sure knows how to captivate the audience. A recent post was published on Bridal healthâ […]

    ^They say that to all the girls.

    PS Did you know I’m a celeb bride?

    Jessica’s last blog post..Bridal health…for actual brides

  9. Jenny, your blog doesn’t like me, it’s not letting me leave comments. So I’m not going to say anything interesting in case this one doesn’t post either.

    Kat’s last blog post..Severe Anxiety

  10. The news of your upcoming big exciting post (but aren’t they all?) kept me up last night………well,……now that I think about it, it was probably creepy cursor girl keeping me awake. Her crazy red eyes are burned into my (VERY tired) brain forever…

    Dianna’s last blog post..I’m not dead (I think)

  11. Jenny, I just can’t wait for your new post. So, I’m gonna set up my computer to refresh this screen like, 10 25 50 times every second, until it comes out. ‘K?

    ~EdT.

    Ed T.’s last blog post..Imagination in Flight

  12. Well, I’m hooked – Photos of dogs copulating, Hillary Clinton’s blow job prowess. Bring it sister. I could use a little more of this stuff in my life.

  13. I know you’re not leaving us for that Good-Mom Bad-Mom blog, right? You’re not leaving us to join some tiresome politico-junkie site either, right? I know everyone wants a piece of the Bloggess – just don’t forget the little people blah-blah-blah etcetera.

    Red Flashlight’s last blog post..The View From my Desk

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