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Comment of the day: I kinda phoned mine in today. I used an excerpt from an email with another blogger. It’s all good lady.
You know once William Wallace (of Braveheart fame) phoned it in during a battle with the English. This really fucked with everyone involved since phones weren’t invented back in the 1290s. Everyone was like, “What has thou sayest William?”
“I’m phoning it in assholes.”
“What iseth a phone?”
“Just do your screaming and run at those fuckers over there, I’m phoning it in.”
“Sir Wallace, we do not knowest this phone, is it a weapon of war?”
“Like there’s other kinds of weapons? You douchebags.”
“What iseth a douchebag, Sir Wallace?”
“Iseth isn’t a word fuckface.”
And then the Scottish were all killed and Scotland became Delaware, the first colony of the United States. ~furiousball