I’m a tease (one of 6 technically)


Confused?  That’s because you’ve probably mistakenly come to the last place first.  You should really start at the first place first.  I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

Note for the confused:  If you are even remotely thinking of coming to the BlogHer conference this year then you need to go here right now and follow the path back here.  If you aren’t coming then you can just skip this whole post and pretend it’s just some drunken, raunchy come-on.  Much like the sort of thing that happens at BlogHer.  Which is precisely why you need to come.

More (and probably far less esoteric) party details to follow…

Comment of the day:  I’m going to have been so starved for vodka by the time this party hits that I may just be shrieking BEST PARTY EVER on a continuous hight-pitched loop, but you’ll just have to forgive me for that.  ~ Her Bad Mother

52 replies. read them below or add one

  1. Hmmm…thinking…

    Will there be slot machines and seafood buffets at a Blogher conference?

    Alice’s last blog post..High School Flash Back


  2. Almost definitely. Plus strippers and free bags of money. I’m surprised more people don’t go.


  3. Still recovering from the bossy meet-up…Brain can’t wrap itself around this… ack!


  4. And this trail I am supposed to follow on a morning where I would be wearing my sunglasses indoors if I could find ’em?

    Cruel, cruel cruel women you are.

    Menchuvian Candidate’s last blog post..April: the list


  5. Go team teasers! Now I’m all worked up on Monday morning and sad because you’re all just teasing me.

    I do want to come but I’ll be going over the Falls. Hopefully not literally.

    Jana’s last blog post..No Kisses


  6. ~Cries~

    I so want to be there. The new baby will be what 6 weeks old by then. I could carry him in my purse, right?

    Have a drink or 50 for me, k?

    Mrs. Fussypants’s last blog post..Fussy’s Linkapalooza -With Gnashing of Teeth


  7. New babies are no excuse. It’s blogher. Everyone has a baby on their hip and a drink in their hand. Babies are like the new blogher accessory.


  8. I’m dizzy from all the hopping, but will be back for the teaser party reveal. Now where is that Java IV? STAT!

    Nancy’s last blog post..Does Comerica Park Need Excavating?


  9. I checked them all out. Anything that says party and BlogHer, and I’m all over it. Just tell me what to bring.

    Christina’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Simple Beauty


  10. All right already! Stop begging! I’ll come to BlogHer, ok? That’s what you wanted to hear, right? Sheesh.

    Velma’s last blog post..I Guess It Worked.


  11. too. much. work. for. a. monday. morning.


    but…i’m definitely ALL over this. 😉

    ali’s last blog post..an oddity?and a clarification (aka I HEART CANADA)


  12. I’m trying to convince Headless Dad to let me go. I even have a lead on a discount ticket. If he could round up business appointments for Friday, then play golf on Saturday….

    Mmmm- and! we’d have a hotel room! Alone! Woo Hoo!

    Headless Mom’s last blog post..The State of our Adventures


  13. i won’t be at blogher, wrong plumbing and agoraphobia besides, but your sunglasses reminded me of this so… well… click and enjoy already

    pookie addams’s last blog post..St. Nancy and the Headache


  14. You’re totally trying to out do my cheeseburger party, aren’t you? AAAHHHHHHHHH.

    Y’s last blog post..“You better be careful! They’re going to get stuck like that and stay that way forever!”


  15. I will be there. Feel free to invite me to the pahr-tay.

    Mom-101 told me that there’s gonna be like 5 parties that night! How can we hit them all??

    BlogHer is gonna be EPIC this year. (LOLZ)

    VDog’s last blog post..The Day BOSSY Came to Town


  16. “pretend it’s just some drunken, raunchy come-on”

    I tend to do that with everything.

    Greta’s last blog post..Virtual Me?a/k/a Delusional Monday


  17. As long as there is wine and/or vodka. I am there.

    Heather B.’s last blog post..In Praise of S Dub


  18. I’ll be there. For sure.


  19. Is it wrong that I just jumped from Teaser 2 to Teaser 6?

    I knew about this already, but, you know, that just meant that there were far more days for me to be getting stoked, thereby worsening all those fucking false labor contractions. Which I can now publicly blame you ladies for.

    Will be there, of course, with baby and flask attached firmly to hip.

    Her Bad Mother’s last blog post..Fear And Loving In The Mother ‘Hood


  20. PS – Y? NOTHING in the history of the world yet to come could outdo your cheeseburger party. There were McD’s BAG HATS. C’MON.

    That said, I’m going to have been so starved for vodka by the time this party hits that I may just be shrieking BEST PARTY EVER on a continuous hight-pitched loop, but you’ll just have to forgive me for that.

    Her Bad Mother’s last blog post..Fear And Loving In The Mother ‘Hood


  21. I will not be there so can I just pretend this is a come on? You dirty!

    mona’s last blog post..animal cruelty


  22. Dude, I just broke my dishwasher.

    With excitement.

    (well, no, but it sounds better that way, huh?)

    daysgoby’s last blog post..jill


  23. I really wish I could go. It will be another year of Blogher envy for me. Thanks for the invite though.

    Gwen’s last blog post..Melting Hearts


  24. Okay, I want to go…but I’m just not cool enough to hang out with the “big girls”…I mean I could probably drink with all of you and that, but I can’t even code a badge or write a coherant sentance.

    And unless going means that I would be GUARANTEED to make some money blogging I am not too sure that the Stupid Husband would let me go.

    Well, maybe for a BJ, or 10 he would.

    Faith’s last blog post..Brutally Honest Monday


  25. I’ll be at BlogHer this year – as a n00b. I’m really looking forward to it. I missed out on the hotel deal, so I’m across the street at the Kensington with other BlogHers I’d imagine since all the double were already sold out.

    LA Blogger Gal’s last blog post..Songs Birds Serenade Us to Sleep


  26. 26
    Amy in Ohio

    Blogher needs to raffle off some all-expense paid trips to faithful readers.


  27. Faith, it would be totally worth it even for 10 BJs. For serious.

    Jenny, I am so there, and in fact plan to wind up in your hotel room again. Just so you know.

    mayberry’s last blog post..Crackberry portrait of a mother


  28. This is me in love with all of you people. Especially the ones who are all “I’m not cool enough for this party” because honestly, I’m not cool enough either. Don’t forget, I’m the same chick who hides in the bathroom at every party and has to take meds to just get out of the house.

    And for those of you who can’t come, I hate you forever. No, actually I love you most of all because I’ve had to miss Blogher’s before and it sucks. But we’re working on a little something special for you guys.


  29. I’m coming to BlogHer, but I’m working as the Bookstore organizer, so if I don’t have any jobs to do Thursday night, I’ll go wherever you all tell me to go! Just tell me when and where!

    Elizabeth’s last blog post..Somewhere, someone is going to hate this blog.


  30. sigh. I wish I could come this year so that last year’s drunken come-ons could go down in history as just the start of a beautiful, drunken, ongoing fling. But no, alas.

    kittenpie’s last blog post..The Shape of Three: Reprise


  31. *Sigh* I can’t even afford a plane ticket to Boston to visit friends this year so there’s no way I’m going to be able to go to BlogHer. Though it is a desperate desire of mine to go in the future. Damn entry level job and school loans! Drink lots of vodka for me!

    Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Summer’s officially here


  32. YAY! And also, WOOT.

    Kyla’s last blog post..From the awesome files…


  33. hmm. huh?

    flutter’s last blog post..You know someone.


  34. OMG – I’m kinda geeking out about a party! Since I figured out your clues, do I get to come?!?!?!


  35. I’ll come if the strippers are tranny.

    Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..That Time of the Semester – and DAMN YOU, YOGA MOM!


  36. Hmmm, I’ve been wondering when a Thursday night party would be announced. And oddly enough, I watched Almost Famous just last night.

    Assertagirl’s last blog post..The talk.


  37. Will there be chocolate with bubbles in it?

    Lady M’s last blog post..Wocking Out


  38. Totally not cool enough to hang with the crowd I am seeing that is going, but am absolutely not above crashing. Much like the infamous McD’s party of Y’s last year. Totally crashed.

    So count this party crasher in! (Does that make it stalking? Just to be clear.)

    Jenn’s last blog post..You Kids Sit Still and Behave


  39. Yeah, totally had the wrong url there. But I will gladly take comment luv credit for a post I did not write on a site I co-founded and love.

    Can I bring my alter-ego with me?

    Jenn’s last blog post..Mommyblogging for passion or products?


  40. I just found your site today – not sure how I’ve been living without this blog. My eyes are open to a whole world of wonderful women bloggers!

    Ingrid’s last blog post..Mix Tape Makers – We’re Back In Business


  41. I soooo wanna come! Am not nearly schweet enough to be invited, but I’ll crash with Jenn if she’ll have me! 😉

    Diana’s last blog post..The State of My Sexuality


  42. No, Jenny, I love you and that’s why I posted that picture of myself on the can. Sexy, I know.

    Robin aka rivetergirl’s last blog post..Oh how we love the Fruita Fat Tire Festival


  43. I really really really want to come. Don’t know that I can. (teaching smeaching, job schmob, right?) But I’m coming back tomorrow to learn more anyway…

    MommyTime’s last blog post..Happy 9th Annual 29th Birthday, MommyTime!


  44. And, I’m dizzy. Nice to meet ya.
    Sounds interesting again…unfortunately, I don’t think I’m allowed to come…unless I could get a sponsor in 3…2…1…
    /end message

    The Pear Lady’s last blog post..It’s scrabblicious!


  45. I’m lost. It’s late. I’ll try again tomorrow.

    shuttle mom’s last blog post..Out Back


  46. i thought the raunchy come on was…

    “Do you want to come…? — Like you did last night” That is possibly inappropriate.

    Deidre’s last blog post..A Vagina Monologue


  47. *sigh* One year I will not be pregnant, or breasfeeding, or living across the ocean and I WILL be at Blogher!

    Tonya’s last blog post..Golf Month – A Success


  48. How fun! I’m hoping to attend.

    Caryn’s last blog post..A Plumm Good Movie


  49. someday I’LL get to party with the cool kids. sigh.

    Kimberlee’s last blog post..stateside week-end getaway finds.


  50. Cool shit, bloggess, glad I clicked my way onto your bloggess blog. I’ve just started one of me own, I’m such a virginia.

    raw dog’s last blog post..Minty Green E-Coli


  51. Free booze sponsored by Sprout, does anyone else see the irony here…
    Would be there if we could!

    Eighty eight’s last blog post..Are you a pussy if your wife keeps her name?


  52. my comment has nothing to do with BlogHer.

    but it does have to do with HER. Penny Lane. MISS Penny Lane.

    i would recognize that title graphic anywhere.

    “Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak.”


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