Seriously people, I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s disconcerting. Plus when you google that phrase and click “I’m feeling lucky” google is all “O-o-oh, you want to know about how to beat off a ninja with a Japanese shoe horn” and it goes straight to my blog . So like, everyone loses.
PS. This one though I’m pretty sure I deserve…
Comment of the day: Why would anyone want to know how to beat off a ninja? Don’t they have geishas for that? ~The Husband