Today I started a diet and it’s not going well because I’m starving and I used to be really good at anorexia but I’m not anymore and all I can think about is mashed potato sandwiches, so I thought I’d visit some blogs to distract me and then this happened:
So then I left that comment and this word verification code popped up:
Also, today someone sent me an email telling me that God strangles a kitten every time I say “awesome” and I was all “There’s no way God has enough time to strangle that many kittens” but then I realized that God could probably multi-task like a mofo and that it’s probably some kind of sin to question his magical kitten-strangling abilities. Also, I’ve killed a lot of kittens. Apparently.
PS. This is my third post in three days. I am totally awesome drunk.
PPS. When I go to other people’s blogs theirs is all, “Look! A bunny!” and mine is all “God strangled your kitten”. I’m really shocked you people are still here. I don’t know what it says about the world that this blog is popular but it’s probably a sign of the apocalypse.
Comment of the day: I had a word verification the other day that said “tardo” and I was like, well, kind of. ~ Overflowing Brain