The Hood Thong. Because peeing is just too easy.
I added the figgy pudding and gingerbread man to keep you from getting fired, and also to make it more festive. You’re welcome.
PS. The original picture is safe for work if your work doesn’t have a policy against women wearing yarn pasties while holding fake boulders. Call your HR office for clarification.
(A special thank you to Jana for sending me this and giving me the excuse to push my last post a little further off the top of the page.)
Comment of the day: That looks like a seatbelt and a hoodie crashed in to a rock garden. Hell, it just looks like it would really hurt your nether regions if you forgot and snapped your head too fast in either direction. I suddenly feel the need for some Goldbond Powder. ~ Mahala