If you’re not going to Blogher then just skip this post. If you are going to Blogher then, yes. Everyone else feels like vomiting too. We’re all terrified and I will be hiding in the bathroom most of the time and if you think I’m kidding you need only look as far as other people’s pictures of me from previous years, which were pretty much all inside the toilet. But in spite of the anxiety and insanity and weirdness we will all come because we know we will hate ourselves more if we are missing out on the fun than if we are there pretending to have fun while secretly terrified that we will be left alone for more than a minute. Except for the night before Blogher, which is actually quite awesome because it’s the night of The People’s Party (so named because it’s given for everyone…not just the “cool” bloggers. In fact, you don’t even have to be going to Blogher to come. Everyone is welcome. This means you too, dudes.) and since it’s the night before Blogher starts, people are still tired and jetlagged but too wound up to sleep and that’s why you come down to our party at the hotel and drink and mingle and sit on the bathroom sink for four hours straight if you are me. And it is awesome. And officially time to RSVP, bitches. Click the button, sil vous plait:
PS. I’m scared too and that is totally normal. Come find me and I will hug you. I promise. I’ll be the one who smells like xanax.
PPS. Free booze while it lasts. Which is not long considering how much we drink so we need more sponsors. If you wanna be one, click the above button for more info.
PPPS. This party is hosted by me, and the amazing women behind Green Mom Review/ IzzyMom, Motherbumper , Mrs. Fussypants , Playgroups Are No Place For Children , and Velveteen Mind. None of us makes a dime off of it. This is just for fun. And also for free booze. But mostly for the fun free booze.
PPPPS. When I mentioned Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil I was talking about the book and not the movie, which was shit comparatively.
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Comment of the day: Seeing the Sprout logo on the same website where I read about kitten mittens, clown porn, and banging weird looking guys just gave me an aneurysm. ~ Deb