Did you know that I write stuff at a lot of different places? Like so many that sometimes I get confused and can’t remember when my deadlines are and then I panic and post too much and then Victor yells at me for being obsessed with blogging and not cleaning the house enough and then I come over here and people are all “Hey, you haven’t posted in days, loser!” and I’m all “Yes I have, just not here” and they’re all “Well where then?!” and I’m like “Uh…places” because I can’t really remember and I have to go back to twitter to see what I actually posted and then I let them know and then an hour later someone’s all “Where are you? Why aren’t you posting? Are you dead?” and I’m all “MOTHER. OF. GOD. For real? I just posted like eight things about porn stars” and then it makes me cry a little inside. That’s why I’m going to start doing a once-a-week round-up of all the other shit I’m wrote elsewhere. If you obsessively read my tweets then you’ve probably already read all this stuff though so feel free to pretend this weekly post is not even here. Which will be much easier next week because include this mile long explanation about exactly why I’m subjecting you to re-runs. It’ll just look like this:
This week on my Sex Column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t a humorless asshole):
- People are having sex with unicorns. No shit, y’all.
This week on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: