“Week in review.” It sounds all professional until you actually *read* what I did this week. Then it’s all over.

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    This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a total douche canoe):

    This week on the internets:

    • Nothing really.

    This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

    27 thoughts on ““Week in review.” It sounds all professional until you actually *read* what I did this week. Then it’s all over.

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    1. Oh no. I think I’m guity of screwing up all nine of those words. Well, unless I totally misunderstand what the word “guilty” means, too.

    2. Holy crap that was funny! Some people just don’t know when to say “when”. I too was giggling, then the tears started to flow and I couldn’t breathe…I think I may have peed myself a little I was laughing so hard…

    3. I’m pissed that I had to miss the BWE this weekend and the chance to see you hitting the bottle on stage (rumor or true?) And also, I’m interviewing you for my new women’s empowerment site (you just don’t know it yet.) I’m using my Jedi mind powers on you right now so just nod and say “Yes, Kadi.”

      And Cindy, it is perfectly okay that you peed yourself laughing. I crapped myself during a bout of stomach flu this week if that helps make you feel better. Nuff said.
      .-= Kadi Prescott´s last blog ..Preparing To Bloom =-.

    4. Man… I mean… WOW. That dude was so drunk I started to think maybe he actually had cerebal palsy! Then I got all sad for him cuz everyone thought he was drunk, but he was just trying to get some bezos to ease the pain and embarrassment of having cerebal palsy and having people always think you’re drunk. (But I still giggled first.)

    5. I’m so excited/awesome/proud because I just read the nine words article and I totally used “nonplussed” correctly in my blog yesterday. So I’m either really awesome or really geeky but it’s my blog so I’m gonna go with awesome! Yay me!

      ♥Spot
      .-= Spot´s last blog ..Should have stayed in bed… =-.

    6. When drunk guy gets busted by peeky old guy and tries to look like he’s cool, like he totally means to be sitting there lounging in the beer aisle, his legs crossed and his hands on his knees like he’s in his study smoking a pipe, and he flips his hand up by the wrist as if to say “Oh hi, no no, I’m good, carry on then…” Man oh man. I think I gave myself the flu laughing so hard.
      .-= Steam me up, kid´s last blog ..This post is a hot mess just fine post. Look away at the words. (I decided I don’t like the term "hot mess". It’s hurtful. I’ve heard.) =-.

    7. I actually thought that I’ve been drunk before, but apparently, I was very, very wrong. His frustration with being stuck on the ground for so long was my favorite, and I’m amazed at how well it translated through the security-cam video for all the world to see.
      .-= Faith´s last blog ..We kinda hate our vet. =-.

    8. When I was 17 my boyfriend said “irregardless” to me and I told him it wasn’t a word. A two hour argument ensued, and I eventually relented because he was probably smarter than me.
      I’m pretty sure he has a PhD now, and I work in a grocery store, but I am definitely waaaay smarter.

    9. I just wasted 30 perfectly good work minutes on those Non-Photoshopped pictures. And it was a perfectly good waste of time. Hilarious, especially how many times the writer found pecker-looking objects in the photos.
      .-= lynn @ human, being´s last blog ..Pharley is gone =-.

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