I have a ton of embarrassing shit to write about this weekend in Vegas even though most of the time I hid in my hotel room but God knows if I’ll ever finish it so instead here’s a video of me at the BlogWorld Expo Closing Keynote in Vegas, sharing a stage with Kevin Pollak, Darth Vader’s little brother and Guy Kawasaki. (This is where I would have embedded the video except for some reason it starts playing immediately and I didn’t want you to get fired for having your speakers on too loud. Because I’m compassionate.)
Put on your earphones and click here.
PS. It’s really quite long but surprisingly worth it and also this video will teach you about (insert whatever your job is here) so it’s totally okay to watch this during work time because you are increasing your value to your company.
PPS. If you are blocked from watching it at work I’ll summarize: Zombie Apocolypse breaks out, we start a swine flu epidemic, and “Cats have made me sexually aroused since I was 12”.
PPPS. In case you’re wondering where I am, I don’t come out until minute 56. Swear to God. The keynote was scheduled to last one hour. Pretty fucking clever on the part of the organizers except that I was drunk and refused to stop talking so we just go way over our alloted time and they start sending out notes telling us to wrap it up. Those notes were ignored. I’m kind of a little surprised we’re not still there.
PPPPS. Vegas is weird:
Comment of the day: I love that you opened with doing zombies instead of handjobs. Wait. That sounds different than I intended. ~ beth aka confusedhomemaker