Remember when every Sunday I would a weekly wrap-up of shit I was doing when I wasn’t here and then suddenly I stopped doing it because I kept forgetting when Sunday was? Well, today I’m rectifying that, even though technically this is Monday. Just pretend it’s still Sunday, okay? I could go back and fuck with the date so it looks like I posted this on Sunday but that seems dishonest and also technologically complicated.
This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a total douche canoe):
- Inappropriate thoughts that haunt me about Twilight
- AIDS is totally not funny. Especially when you fuck up the punchline.
This week on the internets:
This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom:
- Houston got a quarter inch of snow. We had to shut the state down.
- And that’s why Jack Black is my own personal hero.