For insomniacs

It’s almost 3am and I’m nowhere near sleep so I decided to create a song about blogging based on tonight’s Glee episode.  Because I’m drunk on lack of sleep and no one is awake to talk me out of it.  I’ll probably delete this in the morning so enjoy, Australia and chronic insomniacs:

Comment of the day:  (3am at the Lawson home)

Hailey: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight? I had a bad dream.

Victor: It wasn’t a dream, honey. *sigh* It wasn’t a dream.  ~ Steam me up, kid

280 replies. read them below or add one

  1. This Australian thinks it is awesome.

  2. you are *adorable* don’t delete it! and you have a lovely voice 🙂
    .-= dotlizard´s last blog ..maybe if we said angels were causing global warming? =-.

  3. Too bad I can’t put volume in my office PC!! Please don’t erase this in the morning coz I’m going to see this when I get home.

    Oh and one thing, not only Australians are going to enjoy this. We’re awake in Dubai too.
    .-= Grace @ Sandier Pastures´s last blog ..WW – Big pencil =-.

  4. Haha, that was brilliant. And it’s nice to see we Australians get some love =)

    I really need to watch Glee now.
    .-= Caillin´s last blog ..!!! =-.

  5. I love it. Please don’t delete it 🙂

  6. LMFAO, nice one your highness.

  7. I’m totally psyched to be awake right now. Also: you have pretty teeth. (Did that sound creepy? OK, then.)
    .-= Kerri Anne´s last blog ..I Just Like To Smile; Smiling’s My Favorite. =-.

  8. insomnia has paid off. only… it’s almost 4am here. and I’m still wide awake… Thank you for making my late night/early morning significantly better though 🙂 You’re pretty much my hero.

  9. I seem to qualify for both. Shame I missed this 🙁
    .-= Doc Swarley´s last blog ..I have no life =-.

  10. This Insomanic thinks its super funny too… the unstoppable Bloggess!!

  11. So awesome. It’s too late to take it back. That baby has already made it on to some guy’s laptop to be posted on YouTube. It will also haunt you at high school reunions and the Blogger’s Roast.
    .-= CoryLeslie´s last blog ..flowing =-.

  12. Seriously? This made my night. I thought i adored you before, but this…there are no words. It was a happy day that my best friend sent me a link to your blog. And here I thought I was the only insomniac freak who watched too much Glee….
    .-= Laura´s last blog ..Control Freak =-.

  13. Is that a new confidence wig? It totally rocks! And I’ve never seen Glee. I can’t decide whether that’s a good thing now or a bad thing.

  14. Heh heh. Very nice! 😀 You have an amazing voice! The only thing that would make the video better is if you had earbuds in so we didn’t hear the original song. 😉

  15. beautiful… just beautiful. I’m the insomniac in the same time zone as you…
    .-= Michael Cummings´s last blog ..Where on earth have I been lately? =-.

  16. If I was Hailey, I would be awesomely proud.

  17. That’s why Australia is called the Lucky Country! But don’t forget us Kiwis, New Zealand is still awake too 🙂
    .-= Kate @ UpsideBackwards´s last blog ..Encouragement =-.

  18. awesome! maybe i should try singing too when sleep doesn’t find me.

  19. From one insomniac to another, I say keep it up here… don’t delete it, it made me smile after a wicked bad day!
    .-= msdarkstar´s last blog ..Striving for gratitude =-.

  20. Love it!

    and I figure pretty much everyone from the Antipodes round to the Canary Islands are liekly awake by now, (its 9am back in Blighty!)
    .-= Dudge OH´s last blog ..dudgeoh: @TheBloggess Brilliant! =-.

  21. I would say that this would be the vicodin/soma combo (I am suffering from a rupturing ovarian cyst) but I think I am coherent enough to type this so this opinion does matter…crap…man I feel high…

    Anyways…you have a beautiful voice. Don’t ever delete this. It was wonderful. Such talent I say! Hell I can’t even write a grocery list and you wrote an entire song.

    Love ya!

  22. I love you guys.

    PS. Heather Armstrong is Dooce, leading mommy blogger. In the song it’s actually “Mr. Armstien”, who I think was Fanny Brice’s husband. My head is filled with useless knowledge.

  23. I missed Glee because I was drinking wine in a hot tub with my imaginary unicorn friend and my 12 year old (he wasn’t drinking wine) until we got kicked out by security (life skills, a kid’s gotta learn these things before college) talking about my husband’s cancer ‘n shit, but OH MY GOD, I’m pretty sure this was better than Glee. Yeah. Positive.
    .-= califmom´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Kiwi Reflection =-.

  24. Hooray for being in Germany!
    .-= SupaCoo´s last blog ..Driving Drunk =-.

  25. Too cute! Decidedly lacking in boobies though I expect it will garner respectable traffic nonetheless.
    Love the dooce line. You did great for someone who says they’re lacking singing lessons! I don’t have enough anti-anxiety meds to sing on cam.

    Now, I saw it and you can’t delete it from my brain.
    .-= Kevbo´s last blog ..LeKevbo: Home from work. Time to download the night’s television while watching TDS/TCR. Fetch me my slippers. =-.

  26. I’ve been sick all week. The sickest I’ve been in some time. I woke up around 3am completely stuffed-up and in serious need of more Alka Seltzer + Cold Medicine. After drinking the fizzy concoction I lay back down and decide to check my messages before attempting to go back to sleep.

    And THIS is what I found! I’m so happy I’m sick because I probably would have missed this [assuming you take it down in a few hours]. In a few hours I’m flying to Cleveland, OH to sit out in the snow and cold and watch the Steelers and the Browns slug it out. I’ve been looking forward to it for months. But your video might very well be the highlight of the day.

    “How was the game?”

    “Nowhere near as epic as The Bloggess’s video.”

  27. I guess whatevah, cause I’m applauding at 1:18am PST. lmao U go girl!
    .-= Val´s last blog ..Holiday Wrap Event =-.

  28. That was so goddamn adorable, I don’t even know what to do with myself now. Seriously. I have literally forgotten what I was doing with myself before I watched it, and I have no idea where to go from here. You know how some people are born to heal the world with their gifts and talents? Well you’re meant to do something. With you’re something. Fuck, there go the words now. Thanks a lot. OR NOT THANKS. I’M NOT SURE.
    .-= TJ´s last blog ..December 9th, office stare-down =-.

  29. This is AMAZING.

    I vote for it to be the new blogging national anthem.
    .-= Jules´s last blog ..(c)heater =-.

  30. Ah, a singing bloggess. We will enjoy it.

  31. Tweet me next time and I’ll grab you an instrumental off of my karaoke hard drive. Hilarity, but the singing in the background is distracting. More you, less … well, not you, I guess.

  32. A hundred types of motherfucking awesome!

  33. Yay, Australia wins! Excellent entertainment… who needs Glee!?
    .-= Lindsay´s last blog ..Where’s the mo? Oh! THERE’s the mo! =-.

  34. Glee is awesome, and so is this!

  35. I’m an American insomniac currently on a business trip in Australia. I think you might have a future with this blogging thing.
    .-= Jon´s last blog ..The Fatal Flaw In IT Security =-.

  36. I haven’t been up in the middle of the night in about a week, but I’m so glad my body decided to wake up tonight so I could find this. Thanks for the great video!
    .-= Julia´s last blog ..Robben Island – A Photo Montage =-.

  37. I love it, its so hilariously funny !
    .-= Briggsy´s last blog ..We’re a weird bunch … =-.

  38. Holy fucknuts. Here I was all depressed that I was awake at 4 a.m. still studying for a miserable final I have to take tomorrow, and MY GOD. A blessing in disguise, really, or I might have missed this. Please never take this down. On an unrelated note, I finally checked my mail and my James Garfield card arrived. He’s even more handsome in card form than he is online. Worth every penny.

  39. I’ve never been so glad to pull an elected all-nighter (which I’m pretty sure is just college for insomniac).

  40. This is most awesome thing ever. If my friends (who are also avid TheBloggess readers) don’t get their butts out of bed and see this, I will DIE. DIE.
    .-= Kelly´s last undefined ..If you register your site for free at =-.

  41. OK I think you should take this on the road. I got a gig for you right here in Stockton, California call me and we’ll do lunch.

    You should also be on a game show because you are right that Nicky Arnstein is/was Fanny Brice’s husband.

    You have got the world in the palm of your hands what with the James Garfield victory, the trip to Japan and now this singing/scari-oke career ahead of you.

    You are simply brilliant! (especially at 2:00 AM)
    .-= Sheri Fenley´s last blog ..Holiday Edition of Shades, The Magazine =-.

  42. LALALALALALALALA Not listening.

    Just like I can’t go on damn Twitter cause I haven’t seen the latest Glee yet.

    Dammit.

    (I don’t know where these other so called fucking Australians are seeing Glee cause it has only just come up on bit torrent… I MEAN it is not on TV here till Sunday…)

  43. This Australian appreciates the opportunity to bask in the glow of your talent. Love it!

  44. You’ve just proven that insomnia is when creativity is at its peak!
    .-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..What to get your wife for Christmas =-.

  45. Woo for insomnia!
    .-= LurkerWithout´s last blog ..New Comics Day 12/9/09 =-.

  46. You are brilliant. Do NOT delete this. Must tweet this, immediately. You’re going viral, Jenny!
    .-= Lori´s last blog ..Soooo Wrong Christmas Presents =-.

  47. I beat the odds. I’m neither an Austrailian nor insomniac today. I just napped to wake up too early. The video’s great. Don’t delete it. At the very least, you have to leave it up long enough to be served with a takedown notice for having music playing in the background. That’d be fun. It’ll be William Shatner all over again.
    .-= Steve´s last blog ..#108 Logical Fallacy Theater =-.

  48. Don’t delete this post. If this is what you can accomplish when you can’t sleep, I can’t wait to read your book.
    I’m not allowed to have insomnia because I wake up each morning at 5:25AM, waiting for a sub call that may never come. I should lie in bed at night, bemoaning that my life has become like this, but I’m too tired.
    I’ve, been, told, I, overuse, commas, but, I, don’t, think, so:
    .-= Theresa Milstein´s last blog ..Eye of the Beholder =-.

  49. You can sing?? Holy shit, I’m impressed. You are all kinds of awesome. And that Glee episode had me grinning like a fool. I’m such a dork.
    .-= Scary Mommy´s last blog ..Blog • Bid • Hope =-.

  50. Guh. That was supposed to be ‘happened’ not ‘napped’. Stupid auto spellcheck.
    .-= Steve´s last blog ..#109 Chicken Pharm =-.

  51. You? Amazing! What a great voice.

    Please don’t delete it in the morning.
    .-= Vee´s last blog ..Still no word =-.

  52. Damn. If you had done this on Tuesday, you could have linked to my site for ‘Out of Tune Tuesday’. Except, you’re not really OUT of Tune… but whatever. AND if I had known you were up at three, I would have harassed you….I was up at three begging whatever Gods there might be for a two hour delay from school today….

    Nope.

  53. Love it. But I don’t think singing lessons can help much… It’s quite perfect as it is.
    .-= Pixielation´s last blog ..happiness is a beach =-.

  54. that’s why you SHOULD be up at 3am watching GLEE! love it!

  55. That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. You are awesome and we should be BFFs. You should see if you can audition for next season’s Glee 🙂
    .-= Mel´s last blog ..mel_anonymously: This is the best thing I’ve seen like, ever. http://bit.ly/5IL0Xs Totally love @TheBloggess =-.

  56. *applauds like crazy*
    *giggles manically*
    *pees a little*
    <3
    .-= ingrid´s last blog ..the character project: counting to 52 =-.

  57. That was awesome. You DO have a good voice! Way better than me singing Moon Moon Moon to the naked manic toddler running around my house with one pink sandal on the wrong foot, flipping light switches on & off.

  58. Oh. My. God.

    That just made my day. I might have to go and wake up my wife to make sure she sees this in case you really do delete it. LOVE!!
    .-= Annabelle´s last blog ..Serious Pain in the Ass =-.

  59. Bravo! Leave the delete button alone!
    .-= mrsblogalot´s last blog ..Led Richard =-.

  60. 61
    Lynda aka Grover

    Wow! That was wonderful! I agree with another poster, (at the expense of being creepy) you really do have pretty teeth 🙂
    So awesome to wake up to! Love it

  61. This is one of my favorite posts ever. You sound great!

  62. Mr. Wonderful thought that was a wonderful way to start his day… or he’s appeasing me….
    .-= Agenta Emme´s last blog ..No Spending Month – Week #4 =-.

  63. So much better than actually watching Glee….

  64. Sweet.

  65. I’m speechless (and peeing my pants laughing!). Did you really make that up in one night?
    .-= Noelle´s last blog ..Winter Wonderland Wakeup =-.

  66. And you didn’t disturb Victor? That’s worth like, triple points.

  67. Thank goodness I live in Australia! What a lovely treat.
    .-= Cataluna6´s last blog ..Books I’ve read in 2009 – June =-.

  68. This made my morning.

  69. There’s nothing better than a show tune to increase your Gay Australian Insomniac fanbase – a market segment totally overlooked by dooce. You’re like a marketing genius.

  70. Oh my god. I don’t know if it is too early or what but I am ***IN AWE***. GREAT LYRICS. SERIOUSLY. I BOW DOWN.
    .-= sanya´s last blog ..Snow and its effects on my mental health =-.

  71. Absolute pure genius.
    You make my day countless times, seriously. Even if I am an insomniac (due to the love of caffeine), who actually rarely gets to see the day. Minor detail, you’re fab. Don’t delete it! Nuh-uh..
    .-= Jess´s last blog ..Flying pigs are character building.. =-.

  72. You were great, and so were the last couple episodes of “Glee!” I’m just pissed that it’s not on again until spring.

  73. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… Hiccup! OMG. That made my morning!

  74. O.M.G. I haven’t even been awake for 45minutes and you’ve just made my entire day! Nothing can suck cuz I’ll just remember this and start giggling insanely! You should remake a glee song every Wednesday until Glee comes back on!!!

  75. Yay for insomnia and for me being in Australia (though this doesn’t quite count since it’s almost midnight here… whoops.). 😀 If this is the result, I do not mind. Glee inspires wonderful things. <3
    Also, is that a new wig? I think it's rather fab. I mean, if it's your hair or an old wig, it still looks good.

  76. That was adorable.
    .-= Voix´s last blog ..looking back, moving forward =-.

  77. baby, you da you da best

    the best i every read

  78. Yeah, no, going back to an earlier post, is that a new confidence wig or your hair? Because either way its super-cute.

  79. OMG! i love it!
    .-= paula´s last blog ..words =-.

  80. Cuddle me.
    .-= Elle´s last blog ..Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend… =-.

  81. great vid. i think you have a lovely singing voice. also, i love that when your vid is over and it displays other youtube vids, the one with the teen who made a sensation with the whole, “leave britney alone” tirade, pops up. i don’t watch Glee. i hate singing and dancing shows. i am a fan of Mad Men and The League. two of the best shows on tv. take care.
    .-= kiki´s last blog ..A Match Made in Crazyville =-.

  82. I almost never sleep either but I don’t sing. Because that would torture people. And myself.

    Don’t delete this!
    .-= LB @Wait, She Said What?´s last blog ..Moronic Monday – Some people shouldn’t be allowed in Home Depot. Or near cars. Or really anywhere besides a padded room. =-.

  83. Delete? No way, that was classic! In fact, I doubt I’m alone in hoping this becomes a weekly habit.

  84. Not in Australia. Still luvs.
    .-= katie´s last blog ..The writers of ‘Let it Snow’ must have been high, or from Texas =-.

  85. You’re absolutely awesome. That’s what I have to say about that.
    .-= KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..KeepingYouAwake: @TheBloggess Don’t! That’s the best thing I’ve seen all morning, and takes my mind off of this: http://bit.ly/8iQ5aZ =-.

  86. omg- you are awesome! I giggled all through your video. people at work think i’m weird now….

  87. You are seriously hot, in that sweet, coy, dirty, ravagable kinda way. Good lyrics too.

  88. This is awesome! But how did that not wake Victor up? Does he sleep with ear plugs?
    .-= Midwest Mommy´s last blog ..Because he has his moments too… =-.

  89. Very funny and you have a great voice! Leave it up.

  90. Heather Armstrong would never write her own lyrics to showtunes and post herself singing them on youtube… I think that means you crushed the bitch
    .-= Rob´s last blog ..Saint Anouska (of the gays) =-.

  91. dayyyyam you can sing
    .-= miss. chief´s last blog ..yet another ‘why I hate your blog’ =-.

  92. Please do not ever delete this. It is entirely unfair that you’re wickedly funny AND have a great singing voice. NOT FAIR.
    .-= Erin´s last blog ..You Capture: Lines =-.

  93. This is my favorite thing since ever.

    (yes, I know that makes no sense, but that’s just a reflection of how giddily joy-filled I am after watching it.)
    .-= Jamie´s last blog ..Why blog when I can say what needs to be said with music? =-.

  94. how appropriate that the song is from Funny Girl, which you are.
    .-= William´s last blog ..Snow Alien =-.

  95. you are a good singer!
    .-= Prosy´s last blog ..Chickens Can Be Such Pricks =-.

  96. That was…fucking brilliant! And your voice is quite lovely, really. I just fell in love with a blog star (and it sure the hell wasn’t Heather Armstrong). Thanks for making my morning!
    .-= AmyB´s last blog ..Leaving on a Jet Plane… =-.

  97. That was actually far better than expected, well done. Catchy ass lyrics too.

  98. You need a whole musical to go with this song. It would make millions on Broadway and Victor would be SO proud. Or horrified. Either way it would be awesome.

  99. Brilliant. Wonderful. Joy. Diva.

  100. You have a BEAUTIFUL voice! You are the cutest thing ever! EVER!!!!!
    Please don’t delete this!
    .-= Ariel´s last blog ..Next Post =-.

  101. love the song, just need to know what the hell a confidence wig is. Everyone else seems to know, and I want to too!!!!!
    .-= Marie´s last blog ..Just doing my part in the “war” on Christmas! =-.

  102. I just fell in love with you all over again. (Creepy?)

    Amazing. Don’t ever take it down. Nice shout out to Dooce.

    And I love the hair.
    BEAT

  103. Simply brilliant!

    Don’t delete!

    Kim
    .-= Kim´s last blog ..In which my death will be summed up as "she took some furniture" =-.

  104. Or people who check the blog early in the morning.
    .-= mepsipax´s last blog ..Calling upon Beelzebub =-.

  105. This was the first thing I saw when I sat down at my desk this morning. BRAVO. Don’t delete this, I plan on watching it at least 6 more times today and spamming all of my friends until they watch it too.

  106. Fucking’ awesome. Loved it.
    Thinking Glee needs to have you on!
    Totally second the idea above that you should fill the Glee void every Wed from now until Spring with something like this…
    .-= Michele´s last blog ..Baked =-.

  107. This song is amazing, & so is the hair [adding to the pile of people wanting to know: new confidence wig? or new style?]. You’re the most adorable person I wish I knew.
    .-= Ambry´s last blog ..Bidding Adieu To My Own Personal Cheers. =-.

  108. OMFG. I don’t watch that show but that vid was great. That was hilarious and this is why I check your blog first. Sorry guys. Also, love the hair.
    .-= mepsipax´s last blog ..Calling upon Beelzebub =-.

  109. I love you guys. Seriously. And yeah, it’s a new confidence wig. Black with a bright red streak.

  110. Your like a cross between Annie and Miss Hannigan 🙂

    This is just what I needed this morning. Thank you!
    .-= Heather (Not that Heather) ;)´s last blog ..Lush review: Supernova Bath Bomb =-.

  111. Brilliant! And hilarious! And your voice is amazing 🙂 Thanks for starting off my Thursday with a song!

    <3

  112. 113
    SouthJerseyBlu

    Do I sense a album (maybe even a Christmas album!) in the offing? After all, what’s the sense of doing something if you can’t take a little too far.

    Nicely done.

  113. Absolutely brilliant!! I loved it … it’s by far the best blog post and video I’ve seen in ages!! Never heard of your blog before, but I’ll be reading and listening to it now.

  114. Thank you for confirming my suspicions on why I will not watch “Glee.”

    Also, you need to give Victor a blowjob or something immediately because if you’re my wife and screaming (sorry..singing like ‘Glee’) at 3 in the fucking morning and you’re NOT either in the shed in the yard or at the neighbor’s house or at the very least out of earshot, I would bludgeon you to death with a giant stuffed boar head.

    And that’s just me and I don’t even HAVE a giant stuffed boar head. Imagine the guy who has that at his disposal.
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Boys, Girls, Peninsulas and Aliens =-.

  115. I don’t think I’ve ever left you a comment, but I have to say BRILLIANT! Nice voice too…
    .-= Julie´s last blog ..The End of an Era =-.

  116. Dear God!!!! I didn’t think you could get any more coffee-spewing-through-the-nose funny! Your brain must be a constant whirl of frenetic crazy-ass! I love you. I love you. I love you. But…not like in a stalker way or anything. Oh, the Dooce verse!!!! OK, I can’t give you enough love and exclamation marks!! Simply fabulous!!
    .-= joann mannix´s last blog ..Bare Foot Pimpin’ =-.

  117. I need that wig. Bad. Ass.
    .-= Elly Lou´s last blog ..First Twitter, Now Me =-.

  118. Holy shit! Today is my birthday and you gave me this! Hell, yeah!

    Your voice is so awesome… do not delete this, bitch!

  119. Jenny, you ROCK. This made my morning.
    .-= Debora´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: December Rose =-.

  120. Coveting your wig(s), teeth, oh and what a lovely voice you have, my dear!
    .-= Liz@thisfullhouse´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Queen of the Pile =-.

  121. This is seriously one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Thanks for making my day!

  122. This is funny. Now we know what to get you for Christmas, the Karaoke track for Don’t Rain on My Parade.

    http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/barbra-streisand/don-t-rain-on-my-parade.html

    Only $1.99, a bargain if you will sing it again. Can you stay up late again tonight?

    LOL

    Kami
    PS. You do have a great voice, really. And this from someone who went through the opera program in college ( a real ex-purt ;-). You just don’t need that pesky Streisand/Rachel messing you up.
    .-= Kami Huyse´s last blog ..Essay: Social Media Users Unpacked =-.

  123. The Baby let me sleep some last night, so I missed it in *real* time, but what a way to complement my morning coffee. That was all kinds of awesome. And you have a much better voice than you give yourself credit for. That kind of talent? Totally deserves a kitty-kat pearl choker.
    .-= Kim´s last blog ..Gratuitous, shmatuitous: Wednesday =-.

  124. This is my favorite.
    .-= birdie´s last blog ..Its the Hap-happiest Time =-.

  125. K – I’m going to tell you all a wee secret – go to surfthechannel.com – no need for bit torrents – you can watch all the episodes of Glee there. And since the MegaVideo links will time out after a while I’ll tell you all another secret – just reset your modem and keep watching! Enjoy.

    Glee rocks. Almost as much as Jenny. 🙂

  126. i’ve been lurking here (stalking?) for some time. and that was… surprisingly AWESOME.
    .-= sondra´s last blog ..hubby’s funnies (#9)… =-.

  127. You have to perform this on a stage – next time you get near one. I think tap shoes and tails, but the wig is up to you.
    .-= annie´s last blog ..The Adventures of St. Nick* =-.

  128. This is awesome in ways beyond all comprehension. Please don’t delete it because my husband hates his job and I promised him that we can watch it when he gets home. So I’m asking you kindly not to ruin my husband’s already shitty day. 😉
    .-= Jessica´s last blog ..Where Does Your Focus Lie? =-.

  129. OMG, I love it. It would take major sleep deprivation drunkenness to get me to sing on camera and post it.s
    And the confidence wig? I have some confidence props, but not a wig. (yet)

    PLEASE don’t take this down.
    .-= Jenn´s last blog ..He Got it from Me =-.

  130. THIS sealed the deal in the skeptic in me. It’s love I feel for you now. Only LOVE! Once on the fence, I have fallen! LOVE the line about Heather Armstrong.

    You so need to get this out to the Glee peeps. You’ll ge guaranteed a guest spot on the show. and do you know you have a really good singing voice.
    .-= MaNiC MoMMy´s last blog ..LiKe WHaT ya See? =-.

  131. This was quite possibly the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. LOVE IT!
    .-= Jen E @ mommablogsalot´s last blog ..ww: baby it’s cold outside =-.

  132. Oh, YOU.

    You’re too much.

    Nice work, lady.
    .-= AMomTwoBoys´s last blog ..Announcing the 2nd Annual Bloggy Holiday Card Exchange! =-.

  133. Ha! Excellent. Most amusing 🙂
    .-= Heather´s last blog ..Walking with God =-.

  134. We do not have Glee yet on UK TV. If this is the kind of pornographic material that it entails well then I await with pleasure.
    .-= kateinlondon´s last blog ..An Expat Christmas =-.

  135. For someone who just narrowly escaped a trip down the hole (thanks God for Wikipedia) AND is up at 3 a.m., you look smokin’ hot. I’m no lesbian, but I’d do you.

    Also, what does it say about me that the minute I saw “Venus” in the subtitles, I thought, “YAY! Penis is just around the corner!” Probably nothing good.

    Heather Armstrong wishes she were you. And not just because of a certain dead President/wild boar hanging on your wall.

  136. I’m so out of the loop, I don’t even know what happens on Glee. I guess I better google it.

    I get all my US teevee through a GINORMOUS dish on the roof that is aimed at a UK satellite. Not only is there a three hour time difference (and all the good stuff comes on at midnight my time), but there is about a six month lag before the Brits get the good US programming. FMyLife.
    .-= TheExpatresse´s last blog ..S’Wonderful =-.

  137. Crazy awesome.
    .-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: For Anissa =-.

  138. Too cute…. and what a voice!

  139. Lol I love it!!
    .-= Delisha´s last blog ..Best of Blog Challenge 2009 Day 10 #best09 =-.

  140. I think that is some Grammy winning shit right there.

    Love the wig!
    .-= momsmith´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.

  141. i LOVE it. you have a beautiful singing voice!

  142. You should get drunk more often. I know I’m just enabling you but it’s for the greater good, and that’s worthy.
    .-= BusyDad´s last blog ..The Reason I Don’t Write a Dancing Blog – Tastemaker Video #2 =-.

  143. This is so much better than going to Boca to get my brown on! Damn it was so awesome!

  144. OMG that was the fucking coolest thing that I have ever watched. If you don’t count you eating Japanese boob pudding. That was pretty awesome too.
    .-= Mama Bee´s last blog ..Alien Food =-.

  145. Where are YOUR mother fucking JAZZ HANDS??!!
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..Killing the Bogeyman and Gold Plated Knees. These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things. =-.

  146. Also awsome with sparkles on top!
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..Killing the Bogeyman and Gold Plated Knees. These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things. =-.

  147. i am almost definitely going to kidnap you and build a shrink machine so i can shrink you and keep you in my pocket. the meds can stay full size though. for me.

  148. Whatever lady that was awesome! You could make money singing funny birthday and anniversary e-cards for people! That too would be awesome…

  149. The Bloggess musical! I would sooooo pay to see that. I am imagining dancing singing vagina everywhere flapping their labia like butterfly wings, zombies, ninja, tiny Sasquatch and you in the center belting out something this awesome…but for like two hours at least! Think of all the midgets you could employ. You could save the giant squid for the big finale. You need an agent, pronto.

  150. We need to start a petition to have this number performed by Jenny at BlogHer 2010. Seriously!!!
    Funniest thing EVAH!!
    You are so damn funny and cute and your voice is awesome!

  151. Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for a wonderful laugh to start my day.
    .-= Doug´s last blog ..Tiger Woods, Fallen Hero or Dirtbag? =-.

  152. I do so know how to use my colon…
    .-= a´s last blog ..XPOL =-.

  153. (3am at the Lawson home)

    Hailey: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight? I had a bad dream.

    Victor: It wasn’t a dream, honey. *sigh* It wasn’t a dream.
    .-= Steam me up, kid´s last blog ..Nana, Smasher of Dreams =-.

  154. I’ve never commented here before, but I couldn’t resist this time. This was so fantastic. I absolutely loved it. 😉
    .-= Jay´s last blog ..Winter Stone … =-.

  155. Oh fuck, Jenny. That shit’s just charming as hell.
    .-= Just Shireen´s last blog ..Hey, Hi, Hello and What Up =-.

  156. Is your office sound proof? You are like falling down the rabbit hole. I think it would be fun and really short of shocking to be married to you, but sure as hell never boring.

  157. Brava, Baby.
    .-= Lisa Rae @ smacksy´s last blog ..The Thursday Ritual =-.

  158. Holy Shit Jenny, I’ve been running around the house screaming “Hey Heather Armstrong… HERE I AM” for the last 20 minutes. It’s becoming a problem.
    .-= Ally B´s last blog ..Best of 09: Challenge =-.

  159. Two things…
    1.Favorit’d!!
    2.For your encore you should totally add Jazz Hands in there somewhere.
    .-= Thunderhowl´s last blog ..Thunderhowl: Only two more shifts after this one before vacation! Getting excited! =-.

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    mouthy_broad

    ok, that was fantastic! don’t stop singing.

  161. STANDING OVATION!! Holy crap, neither Rachel, nor Mercedes has anything on you.
    Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to forward this to everyone I’ve ever met.
    .-= Gray Matter Matters´s last blog ..Do I have the Write Stuff? =-.

  162. MOTHER FUCKER! That was brilliant!

  163. Four words.

    James Garfield: The Musical
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  164. I’m going to video my kid dancing to this in his diaper. I expect it to go viral.
    .-= Kristine´s last blog ..‘Tis the Season to be Heavily Medicated =-.

  165. So, earlier I was saying how the fact that it’s almost January and I can almost buy a new planner is totally the best thing that’s happened to me today. BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
    .-= Nicole The Intern´s last blog ..job hunting, helen keller, and the fact that if hell does exist, they probably already have a bunk bed reserved with my name on it in big glittery letters =-.

  166. puntastical!

  167. This was awesome. And so is your new wig. <3s!

  168. WTF is Glee? Oh. Looks like I’ll find out next Tuesday. *Makes note in diary*

    Awesome singing. James Garfield the Musical FTW.
    .-= Mr Farty´s last blog ..A Scottish Wedding =-.

  169. OMG!!! That was FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
    And I thought I loved you before.

  170. Damn. It’s not enough that you can write better than the rest of us? You’ve got to sing better, too? ;;;;;
    .-= Rosie´s last blog ..Packing up the seeds God planted… =-.

  171. I am an Aussie insomniac but still missed this when it was first posted. *le sigh*
    (Actually, we don’t do *le sigh* here; it’s *bloody sigh*).
    Just in case I’ve never told you before: I love you.
    And I have PMT. So that whole rendition of yours? Made me cry. Fuck.
    <3 Meg

  172. OMG! I totally love you but I also love Glee so I was kind of geared up to hate this when I read your little doodleydoo about what the video was but after listening for like 4.3 seconds I fell in love! You are such a doll and you have a lovely voice! I adore you and I’m pretty sure that you fart rainbows or something. Let’s hug.
    .-= PrincessOfForks´s last blog ..Life Sucks Or: Reasons why everyone is going to get stabbed. =-.

  173. Love your new wig. This video is awesome. You have a great singing voice (but not a surprise since you have a great speaking AND cursing voice to begin with). Don’t erase it. I beg of you. Now I wish I could watch Glee. When will the DVDs come out?!
    .-= submom´s last blog ..Holiday cheer continues… “The Why’s of Men” =-.

  174. Holy shit you have a great voice. I’m just saying.
    .-= K´s last blog ..So much familial love it’s just short of creepy =-.

  175. This Australian just pissed herself laughing….. well almost (thankfully my pelvic floor is just fine). Rest assured, if my pelvic floor was weaker I definitely would have pissed myself laughing.
    .-= Amanda´s last blog ..The final results are in… =-.

  176. The Bloggess was featured in a presentation by Jim Prather of youdata.com at Rice University today–the “Rice Alliance 7th Annual Information Technology/Web 2.0 Venture Forum”. Kurt Stoll over at http://www.startuphouston.com/ is/was live blogging the forum.
    .-= Dustin´s last blog ..Got Some ‘Splainin’ to Do =-.

  177. OMG I freakin’ adore you SOOO much. You are a genius! Oh, and I nearly choked on a shell noodle when you called out dooce…..Absolutely. Awesome.

    I feel like my life will be wasted if I don’t drive to Texas, sit at your feet and worship you. Seriously.
    .-= Kendra´s last blog ..Facebook Quiz part 1 =-.

  178. I simply cannot tell you how much I love this.

  179. This is why you shouldn’t sleep.
    .-= MayoPie´s last blog ..Blaaaaaaaahhhhhh =-.

  180. Um…next time can you do a duet with James Garfield?
    .-= sadira´s last blog ..Acker Music Night… =-.

  181. The best part? That J.G. was right overhead smiling in that special way only he can. *wistful sigh*

  182. After a 184 comments! Like you will EVER see this!

    But!! That was amazing! AND – you look fabulous with short hair!
    .-= Gigi´s last blog ..Posting, commenting, keeping up…. =-.

  183. O. M. G. This is amazing. If you delete it II will un-follow you and take you off my google reader and come to your house and take the file off your computer and put it on MY blog.
    .-= Greer´s last blog ..true life: i have a newborn =-.

  184. Love it!

  185. you have a pretty voice. seriously. it’s good to know Glee helps all of us in special ways…
    .-= Simone´s last blog ..Homeless people do not like me, at all =-.

  186. See? Insomnia is awesome.

  187. This was awesome, encore encore.

  188. So glad you didn’t delete.
    .-= maya´s last blog ..I feel like a stalker, but isn’t that what the internet is all about? =-.

  189. I think your next hit single should be “Jenny from the Blog” –
    Perhaps it goes something like this –

    Don’t be scared by the thoughts that i got,
    I’m still, i’m still jenny from the blog
    used to drink a little, now i drink a lot
    each place i go, i don’t know where i came from

    …really it’s a work in progress, i’m sure you could do much better. i’d love to see a post if you decide to accept this challenge 😉

  190. I am behind on Glee! I am smiling away. Don’t delete that. Except it might cause me to want insomnia, when really I want sleep more (not that insomnia cares anyway). Also, love your voice.
    .-= elizabeth´s last blog ..the best of 2009, volume 2 =-.

  191. In the words of Futurama:

    You watched it, now you cant UNwatch it!

    PS: Needs more James Garfield.
    .-= Thomas´s last blog ..The death of the introverted writer =-.

  192. Fucking love it. This should be a regular feature. Not the not sleeping thing, the singing thing. I loved it!
    .-= Anastacia´s last blog ..Who is that? =-.

  193. good singing, great teeth!

  194. Very, very, very funny!
    .-= Cindy´s last blog ..As The World Stops =-.

  195. Auckland, New Zealand: 3 glasses of wine on a sunny warm Friday afternoon and THIS IS GENIUS.
    .-= bea´s last blog ..home again, home again, jiggity jig =-.

  196. This Australian is cracking up.
    .-= frogponsdrock´s last blog ..Sheep are responsible for climate change. =-.

  197. Great now I am waiting for the boobie picture.
    .-= Eric´s last blog ..Snow Please =-.

  198. By the way, I can’t believe you mentioned “SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED” in your song. Well, you are strapped for cash right? I am actually hoping for hate mails for your own good… Keeping my fingers crossed. XXOO
    .-= submom´s last blog ..Don’t say I didn’t warn you… =-.

  199. Freakin’ hysterical – and your voice is not nearly as death-inducing as mine! I think this is absolute genius at 3:00 a.m. (incidentally, I’m in Houston and it’s 10:50 am – thanks for leavin’ it up!)

  200. Score!
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    sorryimleaving

    that was fucking amazing
    .-= sorryimleaving´s last blog ..U haz two handz… =-.

  202. […] 12, 2009 by Wendy If I were talented, I’d do this with my insomnia. Instead, I shall point out a […]

  203. I obviously need to watch more Glee.
    .-= So Not Mom-a-licious´s last blog ..I don’t do Duplicates in blue vinyl anymore. =-.

  204. What was almost as fucking awesome as your video was, after yours ended, I was given options of other videos to watch, so I ended up watching the “Leave Brittany alone” one. now I am totally satsified.
    .-= So Not Mom-a-licious´s last blog ..I don’t do Duplicates in blue vinyl anymore. =-.

  205. I tried to watch this the other day, but it wouldn’t let me. I came back hoping you hadn’t deleted it. So glad you didn’t; I had no idea that you were actually a great singer. Very impressive! (Also, my daughter and I love Glee too.)
    .-= Wendy´s last blog ..Behind the Scenes at WOM =-.

  206. Girl! You’re f*cking awesome for captioning most of the video. This deaf gal loves you. If you don’t caption the entire video next time, I will stab you.

  207. Okay… I bow down to you… you are not only hilarious, you can sing to? that’s just ridiculous!!!
    don’t delete this video!! next time i am up in the middle of the night (as most fibromites are insomniacs) i want to come back to this video so i can smile and continue to aspire to be YOU! you just continue to amaze me… 🙂

    thanks for continuing to be the best pain relief ever… i point all my tweeps over to your blog for laughter…
    .-= tamiko´s last blog ..screw fibromyalgia and celebrate the best things in life!! my family is AWESOME!!! =-.

  208. *Clap*clap*clap*. No, really. *CLAP*

  209. Oooo… Great idea, Nikki! We could have a whole album of Bloggess parodies! I’d like to suggest one based on Jenny Says by Cowboy Mouth. Maybe it could be Jenny Blogs instead.

    Jenny blogs about stuffed pig heads,
    Jenny blogs boobie ‘shrooms
    Jenny blogs Japanese sex dungeons…

  210. OMG you just HAVE to leave this up! Anyone who sees it will fall in love with you, if they aren’t already that is. You are the cutest thing EVER!!!!!!
    .-= Sonya´s last blog ..A Crochet Christmas =-.

  211. That was SO great! You are a great singer too! Bitch gots it goin on!
    .-= Peggy´s last blog .. =-.

  212. Absolutely fantastic.

  213. You forgot to add “Thats right….Im fucking fabulous” at the end. Nicely done!

  214. So FUCKING awesome!!!!!! I got goosebumps. No joke.
    .-= Juggle Jane´s last blog ..Favorite: Holiday Movie =-.

  215. I hate you. Scratch that. I absolutely love you and am terribly jealous of your beauty and talent. This was hilarious and entertaining. I love love love your voice and want to hear it some more. Why not take some lessons? Or just screw the lessons. You should make more songs and sell CD’s. I’d buy one! Please don’t be a one-hit wonder.

  216. that was total and complete and utter perfection. please stay up late with insomnia every night? this is much better than television. fanfuckingtastic, jenny. you truly are the bloggess!
    .-= nakedjen´s last blog ..It’s My Life =-.

  217. Totally Awesome!!!
    .-= Kevin´s last blog ..Because You Really Wanted to Know =-.

  218. I watched this again just because it was a hard ass Friday. Please never delete this, I can’t afford therapy.

  219. Wow…you have a great voice! Very funny!
    .-= Sheila´s last blog ..Fishegg # 63 Creativity ~ meditative flow =-.

  220. You are the bee’s knees and the cat’s meow.

  221. Related links include the screaming “Leave Britney alone!” guy. You should feel proud of yourself for that.

    Oh sweet Jesus, I might have to start watching Glee now.
    .-= Mistress of Snark´s last blog ..I don’t know if these GummiBursts are as addictive as meth cause I’ve never had meth. But I’ve had a lot of candy and this shit is bad for you. =-.

  222. I think I just wet myself laughing.

    Damn you.
    .-= Veronica´s last blog ..The state of the Midland Highway =-.

  223. thanks for not deleting! it is awesome
    .-= Stephen´s last blog ..de los colores de la noche =-.

  224. I love it!! I was so sad at work last night because they block YouTube. Today I got my James Garfield card AND I got to watch this wonderful video. Thank you, Jenny, for turning my day around. <3
    .-= Sara Bellum´s last blog ..I fail at blog. =-.

  225. I wish I could sing that good AT NOON.
    .-= Liz´s last blog ..BLUE PENDANT – House Pendant – Colorful Pendant =-.

  226. Bloggess the musical….oh. my. god. That would be heaven. Why aren’t you on Broadway?

  227. am insomniac too and… am disturbed by your lack of Christmas cheer on this 2nd week of December, so I am submitting a blog for you which you may file under:

    Think before you speak, Michael, cause you are about to get your mom all-kindza fucked-up

    OR:

    Songs that aren’t about transvestites

    I get really upset in the part of the Jackson 5 version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus when Michael says he’s going to tell his dad. I just want to scream out: No Michael!!!!! Shut that still-cute-looking face of yours!!! (And by “want to” I mean “do”). Because. Michael? Joe Jackson is gonna beat the SHIT outta yo mom. Do NOT tell your dad that your mom is going to first base with Santa on Christmas Eve in his own living room! Do you even think before you do crazy shit like that? Do you not know what goes on in your own house? Anyway, then I remember that Santa in the story really is his dad so Joe will probably just have a laugh at how cute Michael is, pat him on the head and send him to bed with a glass of milk like the Grinch does with Cindy Loo Who. But, then again, this is Joe Jackson we are talking about and he probably DID steal many-a Jackson Christmases. And he no doubt has that creepy-as-fuck smile, too.

  228. You have a wonderful voice! I’m so jealous. Funny, cute, and multi-talented. I hate you…. lol

  229. Ok, Your hot and funny. Please marry me.
    .-= Jonny | thelifething.com´s last blog ..Your Chance To Read Possible The Worlds Longest Blog =-.

  230. Just when I got so bored of working on the computer that I actually contemplated getting of my fat ass and doing dishes!!! You’re a life saver and as adorable as all heck.

  231. Fuckity fuck I can’t get it to load on my Powerbook. I feel left out. Did you remove the vid, or did I break the internets?
    .-= upset waitress´s last blog ..It’s Not Delivery, It’s “Deliverence” =-.

  232. Lol! Very pretty wig! You can sing, too! =) I love the special effect look. I haven’t been around in a while (colonoscopy) but this made me laugh when I came back!
    .-= Gabrielle Valentine´s last blog ..New Vlog: Paying Tribute to Colonoscopies, Rapping Like P. Diddy, and Praising Vegans. =-.

  233. That is so awesome. And I love that wig- or is that a new hairdo? I can’t tell with the effects Either way, it’s perfect for that song.
    .-= Katy´s last blog ..Milk is the Enemy =-.

  234. I just accidentally stumbled onto your blog, and now I am instantly hooked. Loved the video!!!!

  235. More please.

  236. […] Cynthia Yockey The Bloggess and “Don’t Rain on My […]

  237. I was in my car this afternoon and the Glee version of the song started playing and I kept singing the parts of your version that I could remember right along with the music!
    .-= NoE´s last blog ..Back to Blogging II =-.

  238. She can sing. By golly the woman can sing!! You rock Jenny! And that song was awesome.
    .-= Becky´s last blog ..Winter/cold/snow/bleh =-.

  239. I take Ambien to avoid these kind of episodes, but I don’t possess the singing talents you do.
    .-= The Mayor´s last blog ..Puppy Punked =-.

  240. Awesome awesomeness. Chronic insomniacs, untie!
    .-= BOSSY´s last blog ..Because It’s Shopping Season, Bossy Wants To Tell You About Her BFF =-.

  241. […] love The Bloggess and had no idea she has such a lovely singing […]

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    Kevin MacNutt

    Hmmmm….I think “The Bloggess, The Musical” should be in the works.

  243. Nice job Daisy Mae.

  244. You would be much loved in one of London’s uber-tasteful West End Theater Shows. Ever considered the role of Lisa in Dirty Dancing The Musical?
    .-= Erika from The Pastry Chef At Home´s last blog ..Easy Lemon Mousse (aka The Transformation of Lemon Curd) =-.

  245. Wow, you got some chops.
    .-= Hater Von G´s last blog ..One. =-.

  246. This would have been SO much better if it had not had to reload every 8 seconds. LOL. But honestly, you are awesome and you have a great voice!
    .-= LeeChrista´s last blog ..Moms Into Fitness DVD Review and Giveaway! =-.

  247. I think I fell in love with you:) That was awesome Jenny!
    .-= Lori (A Cowboy’s Wife)´s last blog ..Cowboy Christmas Tree =-.

  248. Jenny,

    Your voice is beautiful! I hope you find other songs that you can make up new words to!

    Also, frabjous day! My trackback made it through — usually I have to add “/trackback” when I put a URL in the trackback box, even for other WordPress blogs, but NOT adding it is what worked this time. So, since what works is random, when I post about you in the future I’ll try it both ways. I’m telling you here so more bloggers will post abou
    .-= Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian´s last blog ..Obama hits a new low — in the polls, I mean, because with Obama and the expression ‘new low,’ you have to be specific =-.

  249. continued — the insertion icon on my laptop has a mind of its own:

    about you and make your rise to fame and wealth even faster!
    .-= Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian´s last blog ..Obama hits a new low — in the polls, I mean, because with Obama and the expression ‘new low,’ you have to be specific =-.

  250. That was all kinds of awesome! So many kinds, I cannot articulate. Hence, I can never write a blog song. On the other hand, you never want to hear me sing a blog song.

    Kudos!
    .-= Dani´s last blog ..Crime Watch Wednesday: The One Where I Am the Victim. Or the Perp? =-.

  251. HOT DAMN!!!

    That made me giggle and smile. Thanks for making a crappy day at work much better!
    And damn you, I need to watch Glee again. Thank you Baby Jesus for Hulu!

    You better keep this vlog on here, cause it’s FABULOUS!
    .-= Angry Julie Monday´s last blog ..Subscribe =-.

  252. Brilliant!
    .-= Ty @ Mama of 3 Munchkins!´s last blog ..General Mills to Reduce Sugar in Cereals + Coupon =-.

  253. I think I just peed my pants.
    .-= Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity´s last blog ..Shan’s Week~End Wordles =-.

  254. You should TOTALLY start your own wig line!!
    less singing…more…wigs…lol
    love u boo! LoL
    .-= BlackBird´s last blog ..This is How My Brain Works…Can You Say A.D.D.? =-.

  255. K, first off you are totally cute, LOL! This is my first time coming here, shame on me! LOVE your song, very creative and funny 🙂 Totally keep that video, as you can see, many love it!!! Do another! I have insomnia too, but you don’t wanna hear me trying to sing belt out a tune 😉

  256. That was freakin’ hilarious. Your voice is awesome. I am hoping to hear this in person at BlissDom or BlogHer. You can sing it from the bathroom! 😉
    .-= Stacie Haight Connerty´s last blog ..$225 of Sam’s Club Gift Card Giveaways End Tomorrow 12/13 =-.

  257. Great rendition. I think you need to start your own GLEE.
    .-= Gladys Tells All´s last blog ..Gladys has Snowless Random Thoughts 12-11-09 =-.

  258. Supreme Commander Bloggess, I salute you!
    I see great success in your future, beyond your wildest expectations.
    Your “tirade” was both clever and beautifully sung, and I wish I had your courage. You are a role model for us all, and I look forward to seeing you stake your claim as Houston’s newest chanteuse. (I always wanted to use that word….)
    your loyal subject, the Chupacabra, aka ipodlesley
    (ps – For some reason I couldn’t view the video a few days ago; I’m so glad I checked again today.)

  259. LOVE IT! Awesome voice as well!
    .-= Kasey@All Things Mamma´s last blog ..We’re Off! =-.

  260. Great lyrics and you have a beautiful post!
    Kasandria
    .-= Kasandria´s last blog ..Review and ***Giveaway***: U*Neaks Customizable Shoes and Socks =-.

  261. That is absolutely hilarious!!!! I loved it!!!!! Lyrics were awesome too!
    .-= Brandy´s last blog ..Like A Rollercoaster =-.

  262. I’m pretty sure you will not be able to argue with me, because you see, I teach singing for a living. You have a great voice! I was seriously impressed!
    .-= laanba´s last blog ..Waiting for Monday night =-.

  263. O to the M to the G. I finally watched this (and it’s good I didn’t sooner because I just watched GLEE last night) and oh man, this is: Awesome!!

    And you have a lovely voice. Nice work.
    .-= la_florecita´s last blog ..I think I’ve forgotten how to blog. =-.

  264. I’m confused. Monkeys weren’t mentioned…
    .-= Amy´s last blog ..Why I Drink Beer =-.

  265. Wait? Where was Grover Cleveland?

    No matter…I’ve still fallen deeply in love with you anyway.
    .-= Kristine´s last blog ..Christmas came early! aka My review of EcoMaids of Philadelphia =-.

  266. I should have watched this days ago. True cure for depression. Especially the line about Heather Armstrong which made me LOL. And the macks who think you have a penis.

    (But seriously? I’m really glad I’m not the only one addicted to GLEE!)
    .-= Lynn @ human, being´s last blog ..Word. =-.

  267. I’m a little late to the party, but after watching the video (finally) I have 3 words…I heart you!
    .-= AmazingGreis´s last blog ..From my family to yours… =-.

  268. I really didn’t think it was possible to love you more, but I do. I really, really do.
    .-= sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..Becoming a woman =-.

  269. Ya know how there is a thin line between love and hate?
    Well, there’s also a thin line between genius and insanity.
    I think this is perfectly straddling that line. 🙂
    .-= WildlyBland´s last blog ..Because Nothing Says I’m All Business Like a Hello Kitty Business Card Holder… =-.

  270. Bloggess, you rock!
    Love, Crazy Aussie insomniac/drunk.
    P.S. I’m kind of afraid of you and secretly in love with you. I mean you could potentially take over the world and be the head of the future One World Order. Or if not, you’ll at least be totally famous in Australia.
    .-= Eva Kowalski´s last blog ..Hole in…everyone =-.

  271. EPIC! Gosh, this made my day. Love it SO much. I watch too much Glee too. Love your blog. I’ll be stalking you. 😀

  272. LMAO that was funny. A little annoying, but funny!

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    Theresa G.

    You know what I do at 3am? I read your blog… Then again, I read your blog at most hours of the day, the only bonus to reading it during “normal waking hours” is that I don’t have to quietly laugh. I think I got a major ab work out the other night from reading one of your posts with my husband asleep next to me. Great big belly laughs are hard to do silently, but they definitely work your abs.

  274. This is still absolutely one of my most favourite blog posts. Ever.

  275. You are a marvelous distraction!

  276. 280
    Lady Penelope

    Holy crap woman! Is there anything you can’t do?

    The Singing Bloggess – long may she reign!

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