It’s Sunday, which means it’s time for the weekly wrap-up, y’all:
This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe):
This week on the internets:
- My junior prom picture was featured on Promtacular. They were much, much kinder than I deserved.
- “Why do women blog?” I’m the one in the bad copper wig.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- Hey Bill…
- This is really, really, really old. But fucking timeless.
- The greatest Craigslist room rental ad in the history of ever.
This week’s wrap-up sponsored by the teams at Mamavation & EarthFootwear who would totally talk you up to that cute guy in class even if he was some kind of glittery, sexy vampire that they secretly wanted for themselves. They’re kind of bad-ass. Also, I write all of these ads myself. That’s probably pretty obvious.
Comment of the day: “It’s nice to see that Violet Beauregard is still getting work,” is one of the funniest things you’ve ever written. Then I clicked the link to read on: “You all asked for it, and you got it! Violent Beauregard and Willie Wonka fans unite! The crown jewel of our inflation fetish section of the website, this inflatable catsuit is a real treat for those who love to be inflated BIG and ROUND!” I stopped laughing. Now I’m just baffled. ~ Theresa Milstein