According to google analytics, 199 people have found this blog by googling “It is, however, truly comforting to know that you really respect the dead whores“. Which is weird. And yes, I understand that I’m the first result when you google that because of the time that I wrote about how 25 people found my blog searching for the exact same thing back in 2008. But it’s just getting worse over time and what’s even more unsettling is that 693 of you got here by googling dead-whore-related searches that were almost completely identical except for minor punctuation changes. It’s like some sort of horrible dead whore epidemic that I really don’t want to get involved in.
WTF, y’all? What does that even mean? This isn’t a market I want to corner. And what’s even more baffling is that if I go on Alexa and look up my top searches they give me this:
Okay, first of all? I’ve never said “I’m awesome. What should I do” in my entire life and secondly, WHY IS IT MISSPELLED SO MANY TIMES? If you can’t spell “I’m” correctly then you probably aren’t that awesome. Just a thought. And I don’t know what you should do or why you would even ask me. Maybe invest in spellcheck. It couldn’t hurt.
Enough with all the dead whores, y’all. It’s starting to make me paranoid and it’s no good for the whores.