Tomorrow is Social Media Day and to celebrate I’m going to wear a pin with Guy Kawasaki‘s face on it all day long. You may be asking yourself why I have a pin with Guy Kawasaki’s face on it and actually he gave it to me years ago when I went to his house. True story. That’s how you know you’ve made it. When you can give people who show up at your house a picture of your own face on a pin and they thank you for it. If I gave out pins with my face on them to people who came to my house I’d get strange looks. Mostly because the only people who ever come to my house are my lawn guys. And also because I don’t really have the kind of face that lends itself to pins. I’m pretty sure this is exactly why no one in social media ever takes me seriously.
PS. Also in honor of Social Media Day I will continue to fall yet another day behind on posting the comment(s)-of-the-day but I do promise to feel really, really bad about it all day.
PPS. I’ve been drinking.
PPPS. I just looked up “Social Media Day” to prove that it exists and it kind of looks like Mashable just made that shit up. Which is fine, but if they’re calling tomorrow Social Media Day then I’m calling Thursday “I’m-ignoring-your-friend-request-because-YOU-ARE A TREMENDOUS-ASSHOLE Day“. It’s going to be awesome.