“Kawasakied” is the new black.

Happy Social Media Day!

Tomorrow is Social Media Day and to celebrate I’m going to wear a pin with Guy Kawasaki‘s face on it all day long. You may be asking yourself why I have a pin with Guy Kawasaki’s face on it and actually he gave it to me years ago when I went to his house. TrueContinue reading “Happy Social Media Day!”

This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.

This is a really, really long post and I should probably break it into two parts but I suck so I’m going to tell you when part two is, and you can walk away and come back tomorrow if reading more than 10 paragraphs bothers you. Except I just made this longer by adding thisContinue reading “This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.”

I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting

I’m alive. Got back from my Navy trip yesterday and I’m still exhausted and trying to sober up but I figured you guys would be worried if you didn’t hear from me so here’s a quick taste of what happened: I got on a plane with Guy Kawasaki, Dennis Hall, Charlene Li, Beth Blecherman, Jen Leo, Pamela Slim, Andrew Nystrom, Jennifer Van Grove, JenniferContinue reading “I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting”

OhMyGod, shut up, me.

This is a terrible video blog about my trip to get eaten by giant squid with famous people next week. Also, a lot of this information might be totally wrong because I’m kind of high right now bad with details. Also I’m not this blue in person but I am totally this annoying. Part 2:Continue reading “OhMyGod, shut up, me.”

If you have a choice, don’t get rheumatoid arthritis. Or testicular cancer. I heard that one sucks too.

A series of things that should be separate posts but they aren’t: 1. Paraphrased conversation between me and my rheumatologist yesterday: Me: My feet are ouchie. Him: That’s because you have a degenerative disease, dumb-ass. Me: Yes, but I thought I’d be better by now. Him: I think you don’t know what “degenerative” means. Let’s upContinue reading “If you have a choice, don’t get rheumatoid arthritis. Or testicular cancer. I heard that one sucks too.”

I am totally usurping Guy Kawasaki

So today The Printed Blog wrote a feature about me, which is really nice because the last feature they wrote was about some famous editor all dressed in a suit with artful lighting, and my feature looks like this: Even more amazing is that they featured one of my stories and my byline is IN FRONTContinue reading “I am totally usurping Guy Kawasaki”